Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[alphabetnigger]

It sounds like a made up slur that a race of trolls would call one another

Or an insult in general, "That guy was such a fucking Hogendorp, what an asshole"

 

[YWNBAM]

It sounds like a made up slur that a race of trolls would call one another

It's also the surname of a famous 19th century Dutch politician, Dirk van Hogendorp.



There aren't many similarities, but the thought of Alex coincidentally turning out to be his descendant made me giggle a little.

 

[Glowie]

102 pages and going bravo Alex, bravo if this thread gets past 130, I was proven wrong

 

[Oliver Onions]

Or an insult in general, "That guy was such a fucking Hogendorp, what an asshole"

"She hogen on my dorp til all her arms and legs fall off."

OT: This is total bullshit. Twice now I have failed to make the kill list of a scorned Farms user. Am I a joke to these people?

 

[Sandnigger]

At this rate, this thread will get out of PG right into it's own subforum.

Wake up babe, new ultimatum dropped
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Always felt like people got featured here despite being trans not because of it.

Duh, Toji's my sock and Axiom's my boyfriend, apparently. These tough guys have me all figured out, unfortunately.

Toji and Wife as the OTP.

You my nigga in da hood, nigga. Let's Rickroll and bait and switch Alex for fun.

Imagine getting on his kill list because you rickrolled him.

@Toji Suzuhara you made it!

@Suburban Bastard

NOPE NOPE NOPE
This guy has to be a serial killer, you can't tell me that doesn't sound like a serial killer.

 

[Tiffany Skylar Johnston]

@Toji Suzuhara you made it!

@Suburban Bastard

WHY IS HE FUCKING MOANING

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I think Nats have a longer lifespan than this poor attempt at a movement

nats, aka fruit flies, have a longer life span than CONCORD. And a reddit designed to take down kiwi farms which redditors ABSOLUTELY side against, had a shorter life span than CONCORD.

 

[taxisguy]

The list has been updated again.

Congrats on the new kiwi members!

@frederickdouglassbutgay
@Lunarfag
@UERISIMILITUDO

I have been chosen

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

It's hard to be sympathetic towards you when you incessantly need to obsess over someone. First Dansburst, now Alex YIIK. I thought you'd drop the act, but you are still trying to poke the retard.

This is the same kind of obsession Anthony Logatto had for Chris Chan and it turned out Anthony is as bad as Chris, you are only slightly better because you are self-aware somewhat, but not self-aware enough to quit acting like a retard.

 

[Dead Lion]

14 pages before this becomes the longest thread in the proving grounds.

To the (Joshua) moon!

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I'm sure the reddit ban was for just using a blacklisted name.
Classic Reddit behavior.

Still not in the list. At this point i prefer saying faggot from the shadows.

Thread is so powerful. Must need to move into the lolcow subforum. It's more than ready.

 

[Glowie]

WHY IS HE FUCKING MOANING

Toji makes him hypersensitive, those familiar with Herbert @Dansburst Studios AKA Herbert, he had to wear a cock cage due to random orgasms, Toji makes Alex cream his pants due to literal hate boner

Coomer autists are like that every single one of them, horrifying to think about, once you're their autistic obsession they won't let go. I feel so sorry for @Toji Suzuhara

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Alex is on the Epstein list btw

 

[PaperRoads]

it sucks that I wasn't up for the 100th page but whatever,



Thanks for the ride Alex, I haven't laughed this much in a long time!

 

[Farmer9876]

Add me to the list you fat niggerfaggot.

 

[Glowie]

I have been chosen

At this point Alex's kill list turned into a historic document and meme. OGs end up there for history to remember and hilarity what the brave (and possibly autistic) heroes of the farms created.

 

[Rango Dango]

Alex... How could you... I've asked you a question in a nice way (to which you didn't respond), I've made a meme about you, I... I've even played Tic-Tac-Toe on your forehead... And you didn't put me on the Kill List, you didn't put me on the Negation List, you didn't put me on the Fetish List, and you didn't even make a video about me...... It's like I'm no one to you I thought we were something serious, Alex

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

At this point Alex's kill list turned into a historic document and meme. OGs end up there for history to remember and hilarity what the brave (and possibly autistic) heroes of the farms created.

"Do you remember Alex's Kill List? Kiwi Farms remembers"

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

He looks like Nick Bate.
He kinda gives off the same vibe too.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

btw naive me thought that the dude didnt want to draw hands cause its hard to do
sometimes i forget that the people into some sick shit