Assassin's Creed thread

[Big Brown Schlub]

If I was elected Head of Autism at Ubisoft I'd vote for us to just lean in and be ultra racist. Replace Yasuke's "generic African man" voice with the dumbest rapper we can find.

"Aww sheeit mayne I'ma muhuhfuggin' samurai guy and sheeit don't y'all niggaz be slackin' cuz me and my slimes are on da block"

We have Kodak Black do a true niggotry remix of the soundtrack to make it even more obnoxiously hip hop.

Yasuke's baby mama and family members show up to ask for money as soon as you get a million in game currency.

Yasuke invents Japanese fried chicken, "Y'all niggaz need to be trying this sheeit hurr cuh!"

At the end of the game Yasuke travels through time and tells Commodore Matthew Perry (who is black now obviously because why would a white use black ships) about Japan and starts America's involvement with Japan. Revealing that actually Yasuke is the real reason we have anime #BLM and the game ends with Yasuke converting to Islam.

Hire TeamSneed to write and design future AnalCreed games.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Not sure about 2, But I have heard Ghost of Tsushima be called “one of the Greatst Assasin’s Creed 2s ever made”

It may end up being ok, but I’m pretty sure they’re doing the same kind of DEI shit and making the main character a woman.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Even 4chan's /v/ (A) is discussing about the leaks, while posting leaks.

>"Game has lived up to his hype, "Ghost of Tsushima with an AC feel with better stealth""
>"Game is well polished, in 10-11 hours, no bugs or glitches were encountered except one cutscene where a guy walked through a wall
>"Feels nostalgic, reminds him of Revelations"
>leaker mentions its an extremely old build and his only critique of the game is that the dodging and parrying mechanic feels a little too slow
>literally nothing shown that wasn't already shown by Ubisoft themselves
Okay, I'm fully convinced this is a controlled leak by Ubisoft to try to drum up excitement. The retarded glazing of the game made me wonder whether its a controlled leak or just a turbo Snoy goyslop enthusiast but the part about "its an extremely old build" and nothing new was actually shown convinced me this is likely 1 big PR stunt.

 

[30+GameOvers]

>"Game has lived up to his hype, "Ghost of Tsushima with an AC feel with better stealth""
>"Game is well polished, in 10-11 hours, no bugs or glitches were encountered except one cutscene where a guy walked through a wall
>"Feels nostalgic, reminds him of Revelations"
>leaker mentions its an extremely old build and his only critique of the game is that the dodging and parrying mechanic feels a little too slow
>literally nothing shown that wasn't already shown by Ubisoft themselves
Okay, I'm fully convinced this is a controlled leak by Ubisoft to try to drum up excitement. The retarded glazing of the game made me wonder whether its a controlled leak or just a turbo Snoy goyslop enthusiast but the part about "its an extremely old build" and nothing new was actually shown convinced me this is likely 1 big PR stunt.

If the threads aren't deleted, it is 100% controlled shilling. If there is actual leaks going around or someone goes off script with the leaked content that shit gets shut down.

 

[Bob Barbas]

>"Game has lived up to his hype, "Ghost of Tsushima with an AC feel with better stealth""
>"Game is well polished, in 10-11 hours, no bugs or glitches were encountered except one cutscene where a guy walked through a wall
>"Feels nostalgic, reminds him of Revelations"
>leaker mentions its an extremely old build and his only critique of the game is that the dodging and parrying mechanic feels a little too slow
>literally nothing shown that wasn't already shown by Ubisoft themselves
Okay, I'm fully convinced this is a controlled leak by Ubisoft to try to drum up excitement. The retarded glazing of the game made me wonder whether its a controlled leak or just a turbo Snoy goyslop enthusiast but the part about "its an extremely old build" and nothing new was actually shown convinced me this is likely 1 big PR stunt.

These "Leaks" literally sound like the exact same fucking bullshit marketing they used for Mirage.
>It's just like the old AC games guys we promise!
>We're going back to our roots!
>There's even a graphics mode that makes the colors like in AC1 guys!

And then the game came out and it was the same fucking slop they've been putting out for the last decade or so. I guess it must work though because the niggercattle keep falling for it.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Like the leak of the Assassin's Creed Shadows artbook, the Assassin's Creed Shadows gameplay leaks are now out, and it's hunting season for Ubisoft to take down any spoilers and/or leaks.
EDIT: Even 4chan's /v/ (A) is discussing about the leaks, while posting leaks.
Smash JT Article (A)
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Totally True and Honest leak, guise. Ignore that he connects to a server to download the game, gives details that don't criticise it, and none of it has been taken down.

I hope the leak that you only play as niggurai for 2 hours then you play as a white woman, turn out to be true.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Okay, I'm fully convinced this is a controlled leak by Ubisoft to try to drum up excitement. The retarded glazing of the game made me wonder whether its a controlled leak or just a turbo Snoy goyslop enthusiast but the part about "its an extremely old build" and nothing new was actually shown convinced me this is likely 1 big PR stunt.

Considering the whole "silence, brand" meme, I gotta wonder if there's gonna be a lot more skeptics besides here.

If the threads aren't deleted, it is 100% controlled shilling. If there is actual leaks going around or someone goes off script with the leaked content that shit gets shut down.

You mean like what happened with the art book?

 

[Hitman One]

If the threads aren't deleted, it is 100% controlled shilling. If there is actual leaks going around or someone goes off script with the leaked content that shit gets shut down.

This. When The Last of Us 2 leaked and we got to laugh in advance at the tranny, Snoy were desperately shooting out DMCA notices and the /v/ janniggers were on high alert. I think null got a DMCA notice too at the time.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Artbook has leaked:

https://imgur.com/a/art-of-assassins-creed-shadows-30bEk3q#VHiluTX

(Also on e-hentai as a backup lol)

Still pushing the samurai angle it seems:
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Strange ahistory/poor wording regarding Kyoto, as the artbook asserts it was 'Largely untouched by Japan's sectional warfare', whereas IRL the entire city was effectively destroyed during the Onin War around a hundred years before Ass Creed Shadows begins.

It's sort of like saying "Largely untouched by Europe's sectional tensions, Munich has long played a crucial role in the development of German cultural traditions." It might be true during the Cold War, but not true within contextual history.
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The links are no longer available. Not even the backup ones. Hope you backed everything, because Ubisoft is hunting down any leaks posted.

 

[Foltest]

Try Rogue.

Second this.
Rogue is way better than it deserves to be.

 

[Incecticyder]

Second this.
Rogue is way better than it deserves to be.

They should have made it a crossgen title and save Unity for next year but noooooo they had to have a new gen game NOW!

 

[Miller]

Mutahar doing damage control for Ubisoft:

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Okay, I'm fully convinced this is a controlled leak by Ubisoft to try to drum up excitement. The retarded glazing of the game made me wonder whether its a controlled leak or just a turbo Snoy goyslop enthusiast but the part about "its an extremely old build" and nothing new was actually shown convinced me this is likely 1 big PR stunt.

Here's the thing... You're playing a game made by (((modern))) cuckolded frog propagandists "developers" about a >>>nigger<<< """Samurai""".

Even without the Limey Lackley kikery, the wikipedia-approved historical revisionism, and even without the last 15 years of unchecked communism in gaming - I would never play a game about a >>>nigger<<< """Samurai""". Too laughable, too Kosher, too fake and too gay.

May Ubisoft staff members be eaten alive by the niggers they love in their home cities, and may their company be eaten alive by Chinks (and it will). Not a generation too soon in my opinion.

Mutahar doing damage control for Ubisoft:

Speaking of shitskins...

 

[Vassal]

I haven't played a single AC game since brotherhood. Is there a point to even grabbing one of these slop games even at a discount?

I'll join in the throng who recommends Black Flag. If the idea of a third person perspective (or third... ship... perspective...?) Sid Meier's Pirates gets you jolly in the undergarments, you'll like it. Pirate shanties, sinking ships, looting them, sailing the high seas... man I played Black Flag for like a hundred hours as a pirate and don't remember a second of the story.

I bet Nobunaga is not going to be a real bad guy and instead be influenced by some ancient alien bullshit which made him do bad shit so Yasuke and Nobunaga can have some bittersweet ending where he feels bad he couldn't save him.

Weren't there some leaks (maybe it was of the artbook? Artbook stuff doesn't necessarily reflect actual gameplay events though.) where Yanigga seconds Nobunaga during his seppuku?

At the end of the game Yasuke travels through time and tells Commodore Matthew Perry (who is black now obviously because why would a white use black ships) about Japan and starts America's involvement with Japan. Revealing that actually Yasuke is the real reason we have anime #BLM and the game ends with Yasuke converting to Islam.

Lol, that ending got me good. Nice one.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Yasuke better have a special move where he beheads someone and proceeds to slam dunk the head into a basketball net that spawns in with a gong sound effect before slowly fading into a rap song of the players choice while Yasuke crip walks on top of the dead body.

Also don't want to be late and gay but I saw people on previous stages talking about AC Rouge and Unity...
Unity was a buggy mess at launch, even for a AAA Ubisoft game and I still ran in to major problems playing it years later. Parkour is decent, the story is weaker compared to the games that came before it and to top it off you have to play as a French "person' so it loses points just on that alone but overall its alright if you want a run of the mill AC game.

Pretty sure Rouge was supposed to be a DLC to Black Flag at the start, it wasn't even made by the main studio who normally does AC games, I think Ubisoft Sofia did Liberation (u play as a half French "person" in "Naaw Orleanz") and they did some work on Black Flag but they weren't the lead studio for it. They were the lead studio for Rouge and the game is pretty much just a Black Flag DLC made in to a stand alone title that most people have forgotten about. It uses a lot of the same assets and shit so it plays like BF with the boat shit except u can put a machine gun on you boat and u can get a grenade launcher. The story only has 6 sequences compared to Black Flags 12 so its pretty fucking short. Story is pretty bland other than you play as a templar. Might be worth picking it up when its on sale but then you would still have to deal with Ubsioft's launcher.

 

[Deus Exica]

would never play a game about a >>>nigger<<< """Samurai"""

I have. It was called Afro Samurai and it was okay. That works out though because it's basically racist stereotypes in a pure fantasy nonsense setting where Samuel Jackson plays Afro and his sidekick Nigga Ninja.

 

[Miller]

Unity was a buggy mess at launch, even for a AAA Ubisoft game and I still ran in to major problems playing it years later. Parkour is decent, the story is weaker compared to the games that came before it and to top it off you have to play as a French "person' so it loses points just on that alone but overall its alright if you want a run of the mill AC game.

AC Unity is also quite impressive in terms of lighting and visuals.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Mutahar doing damage control for Ubisoft:

Pajeet is really going downhill lately, fitting since so is Ubisoft.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Smash JT: Ubisoft Botches Assassin’s Creed Shadows Collector’s Edition Wall Scroll—And Japanese Fans Are Furious (archive)

 

[30+GameOvers]

Smash JT: Ubisoft Botches Assassin’s Creed Shadows Collector’s Edition Wall Scroll—And Japanese Fans Are Furious (archive)

This is either intentional sabotage or their "experts" are uneducated retards who can't tell a chink from a jap, no matter the time period. There is no way this game is going to be anything but a joke in Japan, which I assume was planned to be a big market for the game.