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Its never been more unequivocably over than it is right now.
To be fair, the Amaterasu mount is cool. Not saying I’d buy it but it looks cool.
What is that majestic wolf fox dog thing tho omg icon.
I’m pretty sure it’s based off Amaterasu which is the Japanese sun goddess but it’s based off of her wolf form which was made famous by the game okami
 
You know the gaming industry has been wading through trash when 18 year old games have superior extras to "modern" ones.
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Both new Zeldas won't allow you to pick up doggos, let alone simply move and swing your sword at the same time... Gaming has regressed, and that makes sense considering the actual definition of "progressive" (in communist nuSpeak terms) is "Regressive".
BotW and its sequel are the prime definition of overrated though.

Kassandra is to me on par with Ezio and Edward Kenway. Mainly that they're fun. And the actors give the best performances.

Now I've also seen that Yasuke has horse archery. That will go well I'm sure 😒
Naoe has a memory meditation minigame. Also you can paint picture of animals and put them on display.
 
I saw shiba inu you can pet. All games with dogs should let you pet them.

The developer said Kassandra is still around during this time. Hmm......
Petting animals was cute in games until the theater kid millennial chungus smol bean "cozy things only" types got obsessed with it and games started using it to force some good will from Reddit gamers
 
I haven't paid attention to Assassin's Creed since Black Flag. Is the dyke from Odyssey really immortal? Christ that's retarded writing.
Biggest dyke is definitely Mary Read.

Isn't black dyke stuck in some like limbo type world because of Loki
 
The priests has issued an official statement regarding the portrayal of their history and culture in the game.

I say to this retarded nip shit what I said in the Grummz thread:

LMAO fuck the shrine nips, they are bunch of screeching nationalists. Nips are stealing from cultures around the world and turning their history & mythology into shitty anime, manga & video games. And yet no one is making angry autistic videos calling nips racist & telling them they lack cultural respect because they rape other people's culture for their hideous cartoon filth.

Ubisoft can use whatever they want, even if it turns into trash. Nips are doing it all the damn time and still don't have to fear a third atomic bomb.

Everyone who is siding with the shrine nips is a fucking retard who likes to suck tiny yellow dicks.

Ubisoft should produce more trash games set in Japan, just to fuck with them.
 
Looks like everybody's favorite Antifa schizocow Dave "Airbagged" Rivera is going to stream Assassin's Creed Shadows like the good white male ally he is.
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Review embargo ends tomorrow, 1PM eastern time. Will be interesting.
Ubisoft is in a losing position either way. Positive critic reviews wouldn't help the player backlash, especially since they pissed off an ENTIRE COUNTRY for pandering purposes. Negative critical reviews will just add fuel to the inevitable dumpster fire now that players will officially have their hands on it come March 20th.

Best case scenario, this will be forgotten about in a few months time.
 
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