Avowed - Obsidian's new game, like Pillars of Eternity meets Elder Scrolls

Not close enough, I won't accept it until the companies and journoscum admit defeat. Right now they're pretending that this wasn't a loss for them and are pumping out fake reviews and numbers to cope. I will not accept their collapse until it is so crystal clear that not even the biggest pink haired danger glasses wearing retard can deny it while she/they is being shoved into a dumpster.
They can do whatever they want, won't change the results. No amount of fake praise and shilled reviews helped the Bioware devs who were laid off after Veilguard either.
 
It takes a few days to update, but it doesn't seem to be doing bad within the Xbox eco-system. It's currently sitting higher than GTA 5 and Apex Legends.
Lol I don't believe this for a second, clearly it's just being boosted since it's on Xbox. An odd comparison but one that came to mind, what they're doing is probably what Nexusmods does, if you search by "most endorsed of all time" you of course see mods that have been around for years, but occasionally you'll see mods that just released within the week that are doing very well but have nowhere near the endorsements the next mod on the list has, this is simply because it's trending. Whether NM does this on purpose or it's the quirk of the algorithm, Microshit is definitely inorganically moving Avowed higher on the list because...well it's their IP on their site. "We've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing" type of bullshit.
Never trust first parties to tell the truth about the shit they own when trying to sell it. I mean they don't even label that it's included in the game pass like other games, which says a lot.
"This game is growing organically and people are totally buying it! Game pass? What do you mean? It clearly doesn't say it's included on the game pass."
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Lol I don't believe this for a second, clearly it's just being boosted since it's on Xbox. An odd comparison but one that came to mind, what they're doing is probably what Nexusmods does, if you search by "most endorsed of all time" you of course see mods that have been around for years, but occasionally you'll see mods that just released within the week that are doing very well but have nowhere near the endorsements the next mod on the list has, this is simply because it's trending. Whether NM does this on purpose or it's the quirk of the algorithm, Microshit is definitely inorganically moving Avowed higher on the list because...well it's their IP on their site. "We've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing" type of bullshit.
Never trust first parties to tell the truth about the shit they own when trying to sell it. I mean they don't even label that it's included in the game pass like other games, which says a lot.
"This game is growing organically and people are totally buying it! Game pass? What do you mean? It clearly doesn't say it's included on the game pass."
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I have played it for 2 days. Came to second region. Fleek was right, it's an okay game. Think of it as outer worlds but in pillars of eternity setting but less Reddit. I am shocked as well.
On plus side:
Magic is pretty interesting to use. You have grimoires with set amount of spells. They can be used as any class, but wizards can utilize them properly. When you learn the spell, one in grimoire can be casted as +1 level from current one
Interface is easy to navigate
On downside:
Current year rot. Girl bosses, fags, dykes, muh refugees etc. typical set of libtard NPC writer
Only 6 slots for quick use of abilities.
Stamina bar sometimes is too small. Invest into resilience or whatever the bottom attribute is called
 
I could go on and on about how much of a leftard spin this game has, since I've beat it pretty much at 100%, looking for options that let me exterminate as many of those subhumans as possible, but suffice to say that pronouns are the LEAST of this woke game's problems.

Ok I get you LOL.

I gave up out of boredom after 1-2 hours, so I didn’t get far enough to see any of this. And yeah it sounds kind of woke.

But it’s STILL not as woke as KCD2 with its Gay pedo buttfucking and Muslim Kang lecturing you about “muh superior Islamic civilisation“.

And another huge plus this mediocre game has over KCD2 is NO NPC ROMANCE WHATSOEVER. I don’t care if it’s just because current gen Obsidian devs were too stupid and/or lazy to code it.

There just shouldn’t be any sex/romance in a video game at all. As soon as you introduce that, even if it is heterosexual, troons and cat ladies descend like flies trying to make the game a retarded dating simulator. Like what happened with Dragon Age, leading to the absolute retardation of Veilguard.

Much as I love the original Baldur‘s Gate games, they fucked up by including party romance options. At least in Skyrim the romance option is a relatively wholesome marriage where your wife gives you meals, but it shouldn’t even be in Skyrim. RPGs should just be about based questing, not jerking off about fucking a bunch of pixels.

Seriously, anyone getting excited about fucking or romancing a bunch of pixels just needs to go and do 10 pull ups or something.
 
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But it’s STILL not as woke as KCD2 with its Gay pedo buttfucking and Muslim Kang lecturing you about “muh superior Islamic civilisation“.
Disagreed. It's not as preachy as KCD2, but it's detrimental in a different way. It treats mental disorders like trooning, faggotry, race mixing, feminism or tolerance as normal, to the point where towns and NPCs are freaks of nature, and normal people don't comment on it. Leftoid fanfiction is the new normal in Eora. In KCD2 being a faggot is still (rightfully) a flaw and something that deserves lynching, and the main character gets away with it because of plot armor.
And another huge plus this mediocre game has over KCD2 is NO NPC ROMANCE WHATSOEVER.
Wrong yet again, stalker child (enjoy prison etc.) - while there's no relationship/approval system like in other goyslop RPGs, you can still flirt with your companions and they reciprocate. You just don't get to see the janky sex scene because Obsidian devs have no idea what a sex with a willing adult looks like.
There just shouldn’t be any sex/romance in a video game at all.
Much as I love the original Baldur‘s Gate games, they fucked up by including party romance options.
I completely agree with both statements. Fun fact, it was BG2/ToB that poisoned the well with romances in RPGs, up until then, no AAA game had elements pandering to incels, fujos and AWFLs. If mentioned groups want to fuck a video game character, they should just go play some chinky jap porn games.
 
2-1 posts a day, thread is as dead as this game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yup, it's Outer Worlds 2.0 just as I predicted. I wounder if heads are gonna roll if the actual OW2 is gonna bomb too. It's one thing if Obsidian just wants to make "ok games" from now on, it's another when daddy Microsoft is breathing down your neck about it. You think those paid reviews and shills were cheap?
 
Its only use is junk food game when you are too tired from your job to play a game where you need to think.
Even then there are a million better games to play just to pass time. I haven't played myself but from what I'm seen in videos it looks like the video game equivalent of stale potato chips.
 
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2-1 posts a day, thread is as dead as this game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yup, it's Outer Worlds 2.0 just as I predicted. I wounder if heads are gonna roll if the actual OW2 is gonna bomb too. It's one thing if Obsidian just wants to make "ok games" from now on, it's another when daddy Microsoft is breathing down your neck about it. You think those paid reviews and shills were cheap?
Honestly if Microshit is smart, they'll keep Obsidian around to keep making Gamepass slop games like Avowed to pad out their catalogue. Just don't splash stupid hundred of millions on it.

But of course, we all know Microshit isnt smart.
 
If you want to debate about woke shit then I've seen no one talking about le sad little meow meow BPD they/them god we have to save (or not but the game push you very hard to do it).
 
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Just like Slopfield? Oh, I am sure they had big plans for the game, maybe even start a franchise, but that's what it ended up being: A Gamepass rental lmfao
Starfield was supposed to be a game that lasts 10+ years according to Todd, remember? They were going to drop that turd and lounge around the office collecting Microsoft cheques for DLCs for a decade.

Now they're scrambling to get ES6 finally kicked into gear because the reception was so shit.

Hey, modern games might be ass, but at least there's an endless source of entertainment to be had watching devs and publishers blow their own feet off with a 12 gauge at every available opportunity.
stop playing dogshit. even not playing anything is better than playing this shit
I wish for all "it's alright" posters to die an unceremonious death at the hands of an angry Yahweh. Fucking stop eating slop you fucking retards. Avowed is not even average, it's GARBAGE.

Get some fucking standards holy shit.
 
If you want to debate about woke shit then I've seen no one talking about le sad little meow meow BPD they/them god we have to save (or not but the game push you very hard to do it).
I wouldn't even count it as a problem. It's a mushroom god that went absolutely fucking insane, both from hurting its own followers due to not knowing its own strength (convoluted lore reason, but nothing preachy or contrived) and Woedica along with other gods imprisoning it. It's a well written part imo, since Sapadal's reasoning, vernacular and ethics are alien enough to count as immersive writing. I'd count it as a woman - it's emotional, holds grudges, plays your emotions without meaning it, and will remember every slight, every off comment you make while talking to it. And it talks all the fucking time, you can't make it shut the fuck up outside of the very end of the game.
 
I wish for all "it's alright" posters to die an unceremonious death at the hands of an angry Yahweh. Fucking stop eating slop you fucking retards. Avowed is not even average, it's GARBAGE.

Get some fucking standards holy shit.
They can't do that. We're supposed to pretend anything that isn't AAA is pixel art nostalgia bait troonslop asset flips.
 
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