Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[NaggotFigger]

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Nice try explaining the dachshund without common sense, retard. Honey Badger knew you're jack shit wrong about these wiener dogs.
Because you don't own one wiener, or even learn about the breed's history, purpose, or even the rest of its temperament aside from hunting rabbits, and you once crushed your lizard to death with your fat body, piggy Carly Jenny

Put aside, I've completed this artwork (not shitposting about Pat) for fun. Which side are you picking, stlaker children? Gunty-lippy-titty Ricky, or strong, independent and hardworking girlboss, Queen Leslie? By yours truly.

Timelapse below. Actual time taken was 6 hr 40 min, but because of procrastination, this somehow counts as my impromptu early Birthday gift for Pat.

edit: funny new nicknames from Kyle that the previous post didn't know (maybe not?)

>carly
>georgia
Absolute cinema

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

The exchange with Wu is interesting because he once again proves that no matter who he is talking to, he is always the one who is right.

And he can’t quite pick a lane with Wu. Talk to them man to man or talk down to them man to woman?

 

[Judge Holden]

This just in, Swine Flu confronts the Wu:
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>But I try to imagine.
Nigger what?
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Of course, the pests have taken notice:
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As well as his brother:
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I'm kind of speechless at this point. What a fucking week it has been for our stunning and brave woman-pig.

I hate to say it but I fucking squeaked with laughter when I woke up to see this, like a dog toy slowly reinflating itself

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Jesus christ my sense of humour is officially broken with how I am giggling like a retard at this.....

 

[Dude Snakes]

Holy fucking shit Nikkki will straight up jerkmate us and hold on to our spent, agonizingly stimulated cawks until the cops arrive to join in the fun
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No I think she would leave Fatrick if a real man showed up. Remember she would not defend Patrick being "straight" and even mocked him to his face during their news station interview. She knows she is Patrick's Beard, it has to suck to be in a relationship with a violent TDS suffering gay man.

 

[Judge Holden]

She knows she is Patrick's Beard

Which is doubly ironic seeing as she herself has a fucking beard

 

[Post Reply]

Which is doubly ironic seeing as she herself has a fucking beard
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Her better, second beard.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Niki has taken to deep tonguing frogs to try to get herself a PCJ - prince can jump.

 

[Markorian]

The proof Patrick doesn't actually see Wu as a woman is that he didn't fly into a seething, frothing rage at being disagreed with, like he does with actual women.

 

[femoralcanal]

Friendship ended with ladyboy Brianna.

Now Nick Fuentes is my new best ladyboy.

Edit: Badger is harsh, but fair.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

This just in, Swine Flu confronts the Wu:
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>But I try to imagine.
Nigger what?
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Of course, the pests have taken notice:
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As well as his brother:
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I'm kind of speechless at this point. What a fucking week it has been for our stunning and brave woman-pig.

Again I say he got robbed of lolcow of the year. I'm now waiting for the inevitable PatxChris cowposting in which he pulls Chris into the Patverse and turns Chris into a Patposter. Strap me to a missile and fire me at Charlottesville. I am ready.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It appears he's actually telling the truth on this one:
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There's a lot of things I'll never understand about the man of pig, but being a salesman is one of them. Sure he's (physically) greasy enough, but generally salesman have to at least come off as personable. Patrick meanwhile is an asshole who instantly no childs anyone who disagrees with him about the slightest thing. He might be the least likely salesman since Acerthorn claimed to have a job selling cellphones.

I can see it.
Some salesmen have as a main strategy to bully and annoy potential customers until they relent. Pretty much bribery to be left alone from people who don't have the spine to shut a hawker down.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This wu fight is great, you know he doesn’t see wu as a lady because he only kisses ass like that with men. The last time I remember him publicly licking someone’s asshole in such a sniveling, deferring way was that Chris guy who called him kiddo and told him to fuck off. I hope he gets drunk and revisits, but maybe the threat of the block is too scary. If wu blocks him I hope we hear his opinion on Patrick’s compulsive responses to fun loving retards.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Which is doubly ironic seeing as she herself has a fucking beard
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Peach fuzz is a natural thing true and honest women have, ya’ dingus.

(It’s still a good thing to get a dermaplane every once in a while, though.)

Also, I can’t believe I’m rooting for Brianna in this case, but Fatrick is such an ugly, vile creature he makes someone like Brianna look sane by comparison.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

(snip)

Great post. I'm blown away by the tweet claiming he read the entirety of the Obamacare bill. Not a chance he even skimmed every single page. Interesting how the year that he started in insurance shifts around a bit in each tweet

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The fact that Rick can't even begin to conceive (lol) as to why Wu may have a difference of opinion with his own side shows just how far up "vote blue no matter who"'s ass he is.

It's entirely teamball for him, he cannot admit there may be disagreements, let alone disagreements that someone may be better qualified to talk about.

And no insurance salesman has read the entirety of the ACA, there's no need to, it basically has nothing to do with you, because you sell the products you have and don't care about the wording.

Just like most retirees - even the educated bogleheads type - have likely not read section 401 of the federal code.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

This just in, Swine Flu confronts the Wu:
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>But I try to imagine.
Nigger what?
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Of course, the pests have taken notice:
View attachment 7036414 at least not without the usual Patriotism Child (A)
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As well as his brother:
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I'm kind of speechless at this point. What a fucking week it has been for our stunning and brave woman-pig.

Pissed on Rekieta then humiliated Piggy Rick.
Keep doing that Brianna might come back as a real man before the end of 2025

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I was actually making a joke about her wanking our pink willies till we ejaculamate all over her....

.....so to answer your question yes, exactly the same way Patrick beat up three black teenagers

Also he is again threatening to hold stalker childs face down on the ground in response to someone talking about tiddyfucking him, since he doesnt want word getting out in Milwaukee that he aint a top
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Some poop touching is funny.

 

[BigPeanut]

This wu fight is great, you know he doesn’t see wu as a lady because he only kisses ass like that with men. The last time I remember him publicly licking someone’s asshole in such a sniveling, deferring way was that Chris guy who called him kiddo and told him to fuck off. I hope he gets drunk and revisits, but maybe the threat of the block is too scary. If wu blocks him I hope we hear his opinion on Patrick’s compulsive responses to fun loving retards.

I almost don’t even believe he drinks, he just thinks it’s a cool manly thing like cars and bar fights and guns, so he larps about it like a fat estrogenized faggot who’s only concept of masculinity is Star Wars.

 

[Smokeski]

I almost don’t even believe he drinks, he just thinks it’s a cool manly thing like cars and bar fights and guns, so he larps about it like a fat estrogenized faggot who’s only concept of masculinity is Star Wars.

all you have to do is to look at his fat sweaty face to know that dude knocks em back like a pro. probably the only thing he excels at.

 

[BigPeanut]

Some poop touching is funny.

The unspoken rule has always been that it’s funny if it’s funny, but If you do it in an unfunny way, you’re a mega turbo faggot sperg.