>first few seconds, disappointed it doesn't take place in kalos rich past. Wtf they were thinking?
>weird starter choice but ok, as a johto chad totodile is one of my favorites, hoping for a cool mega or regional form that doesn't look like paldean suicune
>characters look unimpressive, generic zoomer slop and the
rival friend and ally

obviously shares the same model for both genders, lazy ass shit
>bad outfits
>omg AZ is in the game so kewl <3 (unironically)
>megas are back i hope they gonna make some new ones
>all the fag models from swsh still do the same lazy two actions they did in 2013. If I have to see lucario do his weird curse ye ha me ha hand gesture or charizard go RAWR for one more time I'm going to cry
>with the dynamic battle system the lagging models look uncanny, like Elon Musks mannerisms
> battle system looks interesting with the dodging but over complicated, seems like a mobile gatcha game all around. PLA was more intuitive. the models are not made for a dynamic combat system and it shows
> mixed raced couple spotted, bruh
> wtf it only takes place in luminose city?
>the wild areas look like playgrounds, are you kidding me?
>story is stupid and unimpressive
> color scheme looks bad, like paldea. too bright and pastellic 7.8 might cause sensory overload. PLA was at least as dark gothic as pkmn can get, even with the saturation issues
>the cabs still look gay like they did in 2013

omegalul
>the Pokémon interacting with the environment seems forced and kinda weird
>navigation around the city probably as cancerous as it can get, old habits die hard
>walking on rooftop is cool in theory, however I'm expecting a lot of issues with the different layers. Looking forward to the bugs. Also, they'll make it as lazy and cutting corners as possible. There will be no secrets to expose except for empty rooms
Rating:
3/10 would not buy a switch
If that's not enough, have the opinion of another 'tism host. He even has a self made bullshit bingo.