Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I almost don’t even believe he drinks, he just thinks it’s a cool manly thing like cars and bar fights and guns, so he larps about it like a fat estrogenized faggot who’s only concept of masculinity is Star Wars.

Patrick hails from central Wisconsin, which greatly increases the likelihood that he was literally born with an alcohol addiction.
But yeah, there are different types of drunks. Happy ones, sleepy ones, angry ones. (Ask @FinnSven he could spin you a good yarn or ten.)
One thing they all have in common is that they tend to overshare information nobody asked for.
Like any good lolcow, much of what we know about Patrick comes from statements that he himself has made.
 
Fat Rick's conspicuous consumption of beer is part of his cargo cult of masculinity. He thinks it's manly to drink beer. Remember when he had a video interview with that fat wannabe film maker, and he brought his laptop to a bar so he could swill beer on camera? And then acted indignant sighing very gayly that there were people around him being loud.
 
I almost don’t even believe he drinks, he just thinks it’s a cool manly thing like cars and bar fights and guns, so he larps about it like a fat estrogenized faggot who’s only concept of masculinity is Star Wars.
I’d agree with you if not for his beer belly, tits you could fuck to completion, and his classic bloated face and nose. Plus after years of autistic observation you can totally tell when he is drunk tweeting. Non-alcoholics also don’t spend that much time alone at bars.
 
Ladies, find a man that loves you the way Patrick loves Joe Biden. And step aside, Judas, history has a new greatest traitor of all time.
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Ladies, find a man that loves you the way Patrick loves Joe Biden. And step aside, Judas, history has a new greatest traitor of all time.
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Is he implying Putin has the ability to pick the American president at his discretion, he just didn’t choose to do it when Biden won last time? And Putin is solely responsible for making sure Donald trump goes to prison for life or not?

“If you don’t want to go to prison for life, let me make you president of the United States, the most powerful man in the world, so you can enact all the popular policies the citizens of your country have been begging for. That’ll destroy the us for good!”
 
Some poop touching is funny.
Some
The unspoken rule has always been that it’s funny if it’s funny, but If you do it in an unfunny way, you’re a mega turbo faggot sperg.
Also if you do it as a Farms member and purport it's for the Farms, or you openly encourage others to do it, you're a dumb faggot.
And then acted indignant sighing very gayly that there were people around him being loud.
Even if this wasn't actually true it fits how he acts so often you'd have no problem getting people to believe he did it.
 
Nice try explaining the dachshund without common sense, retard. Honey Badger knew you're jack shit wrong about these wiener dogs.
Because you don't own one wiener, or even learn about the breed's history, purpose, or even the rest of its temperament aside from hunting rabbits, and you once crushed your lizard to death with your fat body, piggy Carly Jenny
Piggy and his first, superior wife Ade had a pair of dachshunds. When they divorced, she re-homed them rather than let Piggy get them. Piggy has oinked about this in the past. I'm sure she realized how terrible it would be for the dogs to be stuck with Piggy. I bet dogs have an instinctive hatred for him.

Piggy would have no clue how to hunt with a dachshund. They, the full sized ones anyway, were meant to hunt european badgers, btw. Eurobadgers are not at all like American badgers in temperament. Norm MacDonald was a Dachshund owner. Odd coincidence, that.
 
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The unspoken rule has always been that it’s funny if it’s funny, but If you do it in an unfunny way, you’re a mega turbo faggot sperg.
Well, you shouldn't do it. And there is zero evidence that anyone here ever has. I'm just saying that occasionally those who cross the line have done so in a funny way
 
Fat Rick is all in with da trans because he hopes for the normalization of unmerited surgeries. See also, liver transplants for alcoholics.

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Fat Rick ought to sell some medical insurance to himself. Then maybe he could afford some fucking Ozempic.

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HOW is this guy permitted to continue going through life being so fucking FAT? He can’t keep getting away with it!
 
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I’d agree with you if not for his beer belly, tits you could fuck to completion, and his classic bloated face and nose. Plus after years of autistic observation you can totally tell when he is drunk tweeting. Non-alcoholics also don’t spend that much time alone at bars.
He can quit any time he wants, child. I'm sorry you're so sober.

Enjoy cirrhosis.
 
This just in, Swine Flu confronts the Wu:
Really bad practice to use “but” right in front of “alas”. In this context it fucks everything up and a professional author should know this. When used this way the intent is supposed to be that it is striking and offers a sharp contrast in a shocking way. It’s supposed to jolt the reader and upset their rhythm. By putting “but” in front of it it’s creating a pause. I can’t get over how terrible he is at writing.

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Patrick is trying to offer his opinion on a very extreme situation and he’s trying to offer a non-obvious, revelatory perspective. He defeats himself by breaking the intended affect by using “but” before “alas”. Also fat. Let me offer a healthy, fit, and trim way to phrase this for the intended affect. Keep in mind I’m drunk rn and I’m messaging hoes non stop.

“I wish I was. Alas, history has shown us that the darkest outcome is the most likely in these affairs. I’ve watched you for a year and a half and touched myself over and over again. I desperately need a “real woman” with a functioning penis for my hungry holes”
 
Ladies, find a man that loves you the way Patrick loves Joe Biden. And step aside, Judas, history has a new greatest traitor of all time.
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You can tell Patrick has never picked up the Bible, though this man really needs Jesus in his life. In one of the Gospels, Judas tried to return the money back to the Roman when he learned that Jesus was going to be crucified. if Judas didn't betray Jesus than he would not be resurrected.

The money Judas got for betraying Jesus was spent on buying Akeldama as the temple wouldn't use blood money. It's an area where non Jews were buried.
 
You can tell Patrick has never picked up the Bible, though this man really needs Jesus in his life. In one of the Gospels, Judas tried to return the money back to the Roman when he learned that Jesus was going to be crucified. if Judas didn't betray Jesus than he would not be resurrected.

The money Judas got for betraying Jesus was spent on buying Akeldama as the temple wouldn't use blood money. It's an area where non Jews were buried.
And then Judas hung himself. Still one of history's greatest traitors alongside Marcus Brutus, Akechi Mitsuhide, and Benedict Arnold. Pat has no fucking spine that all four of them would have chewed him out.
 
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