Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Its been discussed many times before. But even if Minnesota had an anti-SLAPP law that Nick could use, the chances of Nick successfully using such a law in the Montagraph case would be extremely low. the lawsuit is far from being meritless.

I would bet as long as Mummy and Daddy Rekieta are footing the bill, Randazza will argue it.

Nick and family seem to think that dumping more money into a 'solution' will make it better.

Yeah, I was gonna say this earlier that the logic is ridiculous. It's petty criminal level of thought process, like stealing packages off of porches. Well it's not secured so clearly it's up for grabs right?

Wouldn't this same logic apply to sharing Kayla's nudes? She gave him the pic and/or said it was cool to take it, that means Aaron has ownership to do what he wants with it.

Nick's legal acumen was always overstated (in hindsight), but his drug addled delusions are approaching lolcow singularity at this point.

 

[Vibralldo]

Minnesota 6 was the "nanny"
Who was doing coke with whore wife when cops broke down the door cuz sounded like cop had to go pull them both out of that room cuz the boom of a door being busted did not make them come a-runnin. So in other words, doing coke with her lover while NOT nannying the kids when cops bust in...

AND

The vagina that nick loved, thought was great, a hot pocket that smells great

"Nanny"

Who divorced her husband then lived rent free in the horror shower, while attending 10k dollar events with junkie and junkie parents

"Nanny"

Who went to court WITH both parents the junkie and whore-wife on at least THREE court occasions. So not NANNYing the kids as jinkie n wife attended court multiple times

"NANNY"

as identified on twitter. Nanny to a junkie husband and junkie whore-wife, both of whom do not work!

She's a part of Nick's polycule, but that looked bad for the trial and could get them all in trouble, so they claimed she was his "nanny" to explain why she was staying over

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I can't. He's particularly pathetic tonight.
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What Nick thinks happend:

“My dick is so big and I am so good at sex that I made April bleed, she loved it and I ruined Arron ”

What actually happened:

“Me and April were so fucked up on cocaine that nether of us could cum and because of my insecurities of being a middle age and already having a erectile problems… I refused to stop for 3 hours until she bled. Don’t worry the cocaine helped her pain ”

 

[Captain Manning]

I would bet as long as Mummy and Daddy Rekieta are footing the bill, Randazza will argue it.

He really can't though.

- Fischer ruled the singular defamation claim has merit. That stands despite the fact Wentzell has taken over the case.
- Randazza's attempt to get the court to apply Colorado anti-SLAPP failed in the MN appeals court.
- The new anti-SLAPP law passed in 2024 does NOT apply retroactivity. It specifically says so in the statute. Nick's claim that the new law would benefit him appears to be baseless.

Unlike Vic, this one looks very much like it's headed to trial. Ironic.

Make no mistake, it is not a coincidence that the Cokestream happened after the appeal decision came down. Nick got fucked up because he knows he's likely fucked. His expensive Randazza gambit failed. Indeed, he was struggling to go over the appeal's court decision during the Cokestream (and looking crosseyed at fat farting dragon eating pizza, but the less said about that the better).

Why this case keeps going, I can not say, but it's possible that Nick is just so much of an asshole that he wants to wastes Schneider's and Monty's time.

Nick and family seem to think that dumping more money into a 'solution' will make it better.

They do, but fortunately there are still limits to that, and Nick is learning that lesson the hard way. Both with Monty, and his criminal case.

 

[Folgers Can]

After Nick suddenly dropped off due to the power going off and claiming it was a wind storm, I had to check. Sunny with 27 mph winds isn't exactly a storm. (I don't see any evidence of power outages.)

I saw one just north-northeast of Spicer, but they fixed it right before I could take a screenshot. I dunno if there was a brief one in his area before I got to the map. The grid is fully up now.

LOL even his new "friend," who laughs at him as often as with him, wasn't buying that bullshit:

Nick, join with your phone! You can join up with your phone, you know.
He's lying about the power going out, this guy's always fucking lying.

In fairness maybe this is another one of those "technically true" Nickisms, where there was in fact a "power outage" but not in the usual sense:

 

[USAroXX]

The OG NANNY

Was still employed while Aaron was arriving at junkie meth den to sex it up with whore-wife kayla BUT it was Aaron idea to have Ape be a nanny and NOT april or kayla or junkie?

THIS "fact" comes from cheese hole memory of the junkie whom WE ALL SAW on his COKESTREAM who failed to remember he read the same COPEnSNEED superchat 11 times while he was using....BUT trust me guys I remember who said what and who did what and how every situation went down....

BOOOOORING

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Look I don't know why people say Rekeita can't do comedy, I was laughing everytime I read one of his tweets here or heard his comments from Elissa Clips. Granted I wasn't laughing WITH him, but still. The laugh is what counts, right?
Posting links to the latest Elissa videos because why not.

Spoiler: Video Links

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Why this case keeps going, I can not say, but it's possible that Nick is just so much of an asshole that he wants to wastes Schneider's and Monty's time.

That is exactly it. Nitrous Nick is a loser with nothing going on in his life. He has to shower people with money to make them like him. The Montegraph case is about Nick getting back at someone who dared try and hold him accountable. Nick always knew he'd never make back a fraction of what he spent even if he won, but the feeling of him being able to make Montegraph his debtor no doubt roused something in his ED-afflicted pencil dick.

 

[USAroXX]

LOL even his new "friend," who laughs at him as often as with him, wasn't buying that bullshit:

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apologies for multiple posts today.
I gotta cut back, fucking unhealthy.

Just pointing out:
Today's melton stream with junkie.
Comment on YT: "I love you Melton, but having Nick on to trash Aaron again is like having HITLER on to trash OJ..."

[Paraphrase, but EXCELLENT analogy].

 

[elb]

Posting links to the latest Elissa videos because why not.

Spoiler: Here’s the rest

 

[Watching Rekieta]

- The new anti-SLAPP law passed in 2024 does NOT apply retroactivity. It specifically says so in the statute. Nick's claim that the new law would benefit him appears to be baseless.

Sweet summer child, you fail to realize Nick's potential to create all sorts of new Defamatory Declarations. His adult-onset Defiant Dipshit Disorder knows no bounds.

The 5 D's are no longer just for dodgeball.

 

[Captain Manning]

- The new anti-SLAPP law passed in 2024 does NOT apply retroactivity. It specifically says so in the statute. Nick's claim that the new law would benefit him appears to be baseless.

Sweet summer child, you fail to realize Nick's potential to create all sorts of new Defamatory Declarations. His adult-onset Defiant Dipshit Disorder knows no bounds.

The 5 D's are no longer just for dodgeball.

Okay, you pedantic person. I'll clarify. The new law does not benefit him in the current and ongoing Monty case. Happy now? Lol.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I think it becomes "legally" "hacking" if you say "I'm in." I can imagine Nick and/or Melton saying that.

"I'm in" is their safe word.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I still really would love to see Aaron come at Nick with defamation charges. Even if it was completely frivolous or stupid, I just relish the idea of Nick fighting two defamation cases at once, pretty sure that would be a lolcow first.

 

[Rafael Epstein]

He's lying about the power going out, this guy's always fucking lying.

It sounds more like he said "always fucking online"

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Apparently, "touching" is on his mind:

Recycling 20 year old Family Guy jokes. This guy thought he could be a stand up comedian kek

 

[AltisticRight]

Can you imagine being Nick Rekieta.

>Allows another person to fuck his partner while he peeps from the hallway
>Daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites at over ten times the cutoff
>Visits Jamaican cuck resorts
>Worse chef than Scalfani
>Succubus womb tattoos
>Exhibitionist
I'm trying but it's hard.

What happened to no slap fights with "Who?", Nick?

Nick Rekieta?
Who?

 

[Chazzed Up]

Minnesota 6 was the "nanny"
Who was doing coke with whore wife when cops broke down the door cuz sounded like cop had to go "pull them" or "escort them" both out of that coke room cuz the boom of a door being busted did not make them come a-runnin. So in other words, doing coke with her lover while NOT nannying the kids when cops bust in...

AND

The vagina that nick loved, thought was great, a hot pocket that smells great

"Nanny"

Who divorced her husband then lived rent free in the horror shower, while attending 10k dollar events with junkie and junkie parents

"Nanny"

Who went to court WITH both parents the junkie and whore-wife on at least THREE court occasions. So not NANNYing the kids as junkie n wife attended court multiple times

"NANNY"

as identified on twitter. Nanny to kids of a junkie husband and junkie whore-wife, both of whom do not work! And retard grandparents who help drive the kids to their events too?

"NANNY"

Who gets speeding tickets just like junkie

"NANNY"

Who does not walk the family dog on HOW MANY FUCKING ACRES DOES THAT PROPERTY HOLD [this makes me so angry, trapping dog in ONE ROOM]. Aaron should BRING this dog torture FACT to the courts attention with every witness too. You never know who is a bleeding heart animal activist, good on them I like animals but there are normal looking and normal sounding extremists you trip across who let you know they are, and if an animal devotee is a judge or jury in Aaron case then ANY MISTREATMENT of an animal is unshakingly unforgiveable to that person [like they would cut u in court if they could, let you bleed out without remorse, and with glee go home to eat dinner]. Like animal cruelty is the most vile thing ever, to them, it is vile but to extremists nothing is lower, they would rather starve than have to fish to save their own life.

Note: these rich fucks could have built an inexpensive runner kennel area near the house to let the dog outside even if they did not want to walk it. Jesus christ!!!

And really, I am no animal activist, but I cannot get past NONE of those ELEVEN people [include his parents/her parents/ape n aaron] in that home NOT loving on such a cute and small dog...that they allow it to just be locked in that bathroom where the adults do drugs so u know the kids were never in there, supposedly, and the kids being kids did not sneak the dog to their own room? Just teaches kids its ok to abuse animals or that such treatment to animals is not abuse. Those kids are gone already. Jesus. I digress. But...

The courts that handled this case clearly did not give a fuck about making an example of Nick, the fact that his house is full of child and animal abuse. I wouldn't blame the kids for not helping the dog, it sounds like they were not being cared for at all themselves and maybe were not even allowed to play with the dog. It's just disgusting that the law gave the Rekietas full blessing to continue neglecting and abusing innocents that are dependent on them. Wouldn't blame the son for Menendezing them.

 

[Captain Manning]

So Nick was having public cybersex with himself?

Well, why not? He told Faran and Andrew that he tried to have sex with Kayla in a parking garage once.

(Dude, this is like a "total recall" day for me for some reason).

 

[AltisticRight]

It's gonna be shitty laser burned plywood keyrings you get for like $3 at a tourist trap LOL

He knows it's a 100% certainty he's fucking boring without alcohol giving him liquid confidence and his old gaggle of Lawtubers giving him topics to bounce off so his anxiety can't take it.

It's just an excuse for him to buy another chintzy piece of garbage from Alibaba. Almost all of the laser engravers on the market uses shoddy garbage laser diodes that emits far beyond its rating. This means the laser safety goggles include might lack the optical density to block certain wavelengths, if those are real in the first place. Skelly also sounds like the kind of fucking retard who thinks sunglasses are adequate protection. That's not to get further into other aspects such as the fumes from laser graving, and how those DIY Alibaba kits lack proper ventilation to deal with those too. They are designed for hobbyists that know what they're doing, not a nitrous huffing homosexual hedonist hag heap.

Or he just purchased the most expensive all-in-one turnkey ripoff on the market because he has new toy syndrome. Either way, I hope the fumes and lasers cause him some issues. That'll be funny.

Drug science explanation. Metabolites will form outside of the body. Washing forces metabolites into the hair. "No one uses hair follicle testing for cocaine in the private sector".

I really don't want to fucking write that long annoying post. This is fucking bullshit.
>Washing forces metabolites into hair
No it doesn't? Does he still not know what a metabolite is? Call up that Quora quack of yours.
>No one uses hair follicle testing for cocaine in the private sector
And? Who gives a shit. The court and police system is public.
Wow, nobody in the private sector would run tests that are time consuming, slow turnaround and most importantly, expensive.
That's like saying the age of consent is 14 in Thailand so it's okay to fuck children.

Retard.

After Nick suddenly dropped off due to the power going off and claiming it was a wind storm, I had to check. Sunny with 27 mph winds isn't exactly a storm. (I don't see any evidence of power outages.)

Instead of just saying "the power cut out", he feels the need to stitch a demonstrably false lie to it. He really is a pathological pathetic lying piece of skelly shit.