Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

This is the first time I have actually seen him private a video instead of just unlist it. Does anyone have an archive of the metadata?
Also sorry for the doublepost but I don't know how to add on-site quotes to existing messages.
For future reference the title of the video is "DESTROY FASCISM!"
He also changed the title of this video from "Stop Hating Loli/Shota" to "unititled".

Local archive for farms and for me to fix
Kind reminder to archive EVERYTHING.
 
Purple Guy (if I'm late, I'm a retard.):
X post about Synnibear's email address
Xitter 1 | Archive
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Xitter 2 (wiped clean) | no archive available
SC | Archive
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Apparently, in his following, he's also a furnigger.
Original channel | Archive
YT (new) | Archive
YT alt 1 | Archive (He has a Purple Heart/Neptune banner, probably his waifu.)
YT alt 2 | Archive 2
Instagram | Archive
Video | H4XX3D channel | Channel Archive
Local video:

KNY thumbnail video | WBM video about a-logging on Birdie the pooner | Synnibear apology video| WBM search
Huh. This Gachashit pops up on search.
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So, we have a "self-proclaimed prophet hacker" who has a huge hate boner for Sophia, Luke and Synnibear and the drama around her (which I don't really know about zoomer lolcows, aside from other regulars of her thread, if so, Birdie regulars, maybe help me out explaining the hate boner, thank you! ), maybe, maybe a Gachanigger (unclear yet). Archiving is in progress, so edits are made to make sure things are up-to-date, likes Vivziepop, Sonic, and is Alex's dildo.

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Purple Guy's watchlist. We have subtle spice of autism in here.
There was also the H4XX1N6 6R0VP's handle on Xitter, but account was suspended, so I'll add it later.

Confirmed handle (suspended) | Archive (also suspended because of H4X)

edit: retracted my opinion, the pooner watcher isn't a gachafag, just has one gacha profile picture for some reason
 
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Which one of you is this? I guessing that this is a faildoxbook :story:
Assuming this isn't a faildox, the person that lives in this house is Christopher T Kurtz, an attorney.
Chris has been in private practice for over 22 years. He has extensive experience in real estate transactions, commercial litigation, representing individuals and corporations in thousands of transactions. While maintaining his real estate practice he developed on e of the states largest retail bankruptcy practices and maintained that status for many years. Chris refocused his career path away from the legal profession in 2015, but continued to develop his skills as a negotiator, problem solver, entrepreneur and small business owner and connector. Chris handles estates, wills, complex commercial contract work, while still keeping his hands in the foreclosure and bankruptcy arenas, and continues to develop relationships in the non legal fields. (source)
We got this guy:
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While LEP and The Purple Guy got this:
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The Kiwi Krew can't stop winning!
 
So as it turns out, just like with most things about Alex, he actually has posted about Sheldon Donner before.
As furfaggotry goes, Maid Marian is about as vanilla as you could get. It's boomer era furry.

Someone sexually obsessed with raping child amputees is really in no position to cast stones.
 
Alex really wants you FACISTS to leave his purple butt buddy alone.
(will add an archive later, but right now I am scraping downloading videos from @PurpleH4ck3rz channel).
Purple Guy (if I'm late, I'm a retard.):
X post about Synnibear's email address
Xitter 1 | Archive
View attachment 7040827
Xitter 2 (wiped clean) | no archive available
SC |
Apparently, in his following, he's also a furnigger.
YT |
YT alt 1 | (He has a Purple Heart/Neptune banner, probably his waifu.)
YT alt 2|
Instagram |
Video | H4XX3D channel |
WBM video about a-logging on Birdie the pooner | WBM search
Huh. This Gachashit pops up on search.
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So, we have a "self-proclaimed prophet hacker" who has a huge hate boner for Sophia, Luke and Synnibear and the drama around her (which I don't really know about zoomer lolcows, aside from other regulars of her thread, if so, Birdie regulars, maybe help me out explaining the hate boner, thank you! ), maybe, maybe a Gachanigger (unclear yet). Archiving is in progress, so edits are made to make sure things are up-to-date, likes Vivziepop, Sonic, and is Alex's dildo.
His original channel is DA BEZD CHANL.
 
Alex really wants you FACISTS to leave his purple butt buddy alone.
(will add an archive later, but right now I am scraping downloading videos from @PurpleH4ck3rz channel).
Hey Alex, if your dildo is a closet Gachanigger; then you are a fat faggot with bitch tits.
 
(if I'm late, I'm a retard.)
It's okay. You're on Kiwi Farms. We're all retarded faggot niggers here. I say this lovingly. It takes a retarded faggot nigger to know a retarded faggot nigger. I speak from retard experience.
he actually has posted about Sheldon Donner before.
Dear lord, his whole statement here is full of irony.
(will add an archive later
got you.

 
As furfaggotry goes, Maid Marian is about as vanilla as you could get. It's boomer era furry.

Someone sexually obsessed with raping child amputees is really in no position to cast stones.
Oh, I wish I was this innocent.
Nah he jerks off to furry fart diaper porn, because of course he does. Not as bad as amputee children, despite his looks Sheldon seems to be NOT a pedophile. Surprising!
 
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:semperfidelis:Semper Fi, XXXPrince the 2nd :semperfi:
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Did anyone get the video where he mocks dead user dykesdykeschina? He deleted it right as I got to it.
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It was only up for 4 minutes? If you didn't screenshot this, then we probably would not even know that it existed.
 

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Apparently the faggot in purple tried to DDoS and managed to get whole two seconds of down time! Wow! It's not like his shit opsec would bite him in the ass later.

He has such skill, epic owner master hacker of the internet!
Kiwifarms does the 502 Gateway Error thing every day. He didn't do anything.
I remember Lidl mentioned in chat that the 502 around 2AM EST is when the website does a backup.
 
He uploaded a Die Null video, but deleted it immediately like a coward, so I can't get the local video quickly.
Threatening to behead Josh.
(PreserveTube)
 
Threatening to behead Josh.
This is a message to Joshua Connor Moon. You better mitigate this bullying situation right now because it's really getting out of hand. Alright. People are saying lies about me and other shit like that. Alright. You better mitigate this. Oh and you better give me back the $50 I donated to the litigation fund. If you don't do something about this bullying situation I'm going to come to your house and behead you! You mother fucker! So do something about this right now!
I wanted to write this out because it was funny.
It was only up for 4 minutes? If you didn't screenshot this, then we probably would not even know that it exists.
I got a notification for it as well. I'm now getting in the habit of immediately throwing any of his notifications into preservetube as soon as possible. If I were a smarter man I'd auto archive them myself.
 
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