Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[ChonkyNeko]

You know what? Since he has not denied it whatsoever I might as well say it:

Alex is a huge fan of Islam because it appeals perfectly to every single fucked up thing he's into, from the torture to the mutilation to the pedophilia, he loves EVERYTHING about it!

Hell, I dare say his biggest idol is not Hoshi, but the Pedo Prophet Muhammad himself!

Let's be honest, by "all organized religions" he really means "only Christianity".

Note that in Islamic Law, amputation is a form of punishment against Theft, Armed Robbery or waging war against Allah.
That's not very halal of you, Alex.

 

[GeekUSA]

Note that in Islamic Law, amputation is a form of punishment against Theft, Armed Robbery or waging war against Allah.
That's not very halal of you, Alex.

Alex is merely following the example of Mohammed with his obsession with little girls. Mashallah, what a pious brother!

 

[Manuel Noriega]

Alex, if you're reading this - draw an armless Muhammad. I'd like to see how real you are about your "I hate all religions" spiel.

 

[dick brain]

You know, Alex talked a big game about "learning" Spanish, getting all that teaching material and shit - when really all he had to do was listen to this ditty
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I'm telling my kids this is Deftones.

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This guy uploaded many YouTube videos such as:

I guess that @PurpleH4ck3rz really wasn't a sock but this guy instead.

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Anyways here are some of his interesting community posts:
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He used to be "DA BEZD CHANL"
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Is this the "hacker friend" that Alex keeps talking about? I don't think this guy is a sock.
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Which one of you is this? I guessing that this is a faildoxbook
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Of course he is a part of EFnet. Why are those people specifically the most spergy people on the net?

LMFAO IS THIS SKID "DDOSING" WITH A SINGLE INSTANCE OF LOIC?

No wonder he got a whole 2s of downtime. Protip: the first D in DDOS stands for "distributed", as in traffic from multiple sources e.g. a botnet, not a single PC running a twenty year old program.

 

[Glowie]

Is this just me or did Alex hide his art? If so art archivers post, please support this wiggler by dumping new stuff, pretty please.

 

[30+GameOvers]

"I hate all organized religion"

 

[Glowie]

LMFAO IS THIS SKID "DDOSING" WITH A SINGLE INSTANCE OF LOIC?

Alex's friends are retarded. This skid legit thinks he is master hacker by DDoSing the only IP his skiddy grabber caught.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Meet inverted Aumiist-chan! She is the true redesign of Engel, and is basically seen as a more gothic Au-chan.

Signed the watermark for clarity.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

He and @SamanthaPrater would be perfect for each other, but she has big, fat arms. I see now why he was trying to recruit her into his personal army. They could call themselves "The Legion of Goon", and copy/trace each other's stolen artwork.

How many times do I have to say it? @SamanthaPrater is @servile sleeper ’s girl. Glass and Emily are meant to be together

 

[Glowie]

Meet inverted Aumiist-chan! She is the true redesign of Engel, and is basically seen as a more gothic Au-chan.
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Signed the watermark for clarity.

Proof of that Alex copies designs adding amputee fetish on top of it and calls it a day.

Alex, you copy characters that aren't yours and turn them into amputees, you get off to torture and exploit the physically disabled, you ABLEIST. You stinky hypocrite.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

How many times do I have to say it? @SamanthaPrater is @servile sleeper ’s girl. Glass and Emily are meant to be together

Let them fight over her, would be worthy of The Special Olympics. She is attracted to the pedo type, so, yeah, I guess.

 

[YWNBAM]

Noushintou Hoshi

Wow, so Alex's idol is just another run-of-the-mill edgy fujoshi with a brother-on-brother incest rape kink? There are at least several million of those in Japan alone, right down to the effeminate femboy menhera art style, and this particular chick isn't even that good at anatomy or drawing in general. Like, on pixiv you can easily find far better options. It's clear that she's trying to sell her shitty linework as a deliberate attempt to create a certain mood, but it hardly works in her favour. Obviously, Noushintou-san herself is not quite mentally healthy and romanticizes amputation and gore, using them as a bland metaphor for the characters' mental torment.

Luckily, since she's rather obscure, it's clear that even Japanese otaku and her fellow fujos aren't braindead enough to support her shitty guro art en masse. I hope she loses any financial privileges to continue her degenerate hobby and books herself a nice trip to Aokigahara instead.

Edit: Now that I think about it, now it's understandable why I felt like Alex was a fujoshi when he was on KiwiFarms, and why his art is so freaking weird. He is probably skinwalking Noushintou Hoshi online.

 

[Glowie]

Here we are PG page count record broken, you're guaranteed lolcow of the year, Alex.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Alex, if you're reading this - draw an armless Muhammad. I'd like to see how real you are about your "I hate all religions" spiel.

Start Ramadan off right!

 

[quisquiliae]

>When you're having a nice time in the Japanese Learning thread and you find out one of the frequent posters there has a 130 page thread.

This feels like the Farms equivalent of discovering a coworker is an international fugitive.

 

[GeekUSA]

Here we are PG page count record broken, you're guaranteed lolcow of the year, Alex.

Maybe, but it needs to be seen if he'll get out of PG.
Edit: I wanna have hope for him.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Here we are PG page count record broken, you're guaranteed lolcow of the year, Alex.

Maybe Rookie of the year, but there is a whole lot of year left and several strong contenders already. It's gonna be a banner year for lolcows, methinks.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Alex isn't worth getting awards over, ngl.

There is a reward for opsec fail, @Itsnatsutalbott got it two years ago which is fitting since both of them have many similarities

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Maybe Rookie of the year, but there is a whole lot of year left and several strong contenders already. It's gonna be a banner year for lolcows, methinks.

He will definitely be a front runner for the Michael Alan White OPsec Fail Award.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Maybe Rookie of the year, but there is a whole lot of year left and several strong contenders already. It's gonna be a banner year for lolcows, methinks.

Well he is definitely going to win the OpSpec fail award, I could see both rookie and maybe in our wildest dreams LCOTY, but the way they were designed last year was kind of so that the same person didn't sweep multiple categories. So who knows, we'll see when we get there.