Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Manuel Noriega]

Speaking of PFPs can someone fetch his DA PFP for me to fix?

Here you go plus his old one

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

His twitter is deleted, but he went by LainRenaissance and this was his pfp
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Only a couple of archives exist

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/FXgBC

https://archive.ph/q5Ii2

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YqNcI

He has 3 other twitters:

https://x.com/HemelKermis

https://x.com/KermisVoyager97

https://x.com/BetterSkatez (suspended)

 

[GratsTheat783]

I first saw this guy on the language learning thread, where he said he was trying to learn like 9 languages at once. Thought he was either a mad-lad or a bit crazy.

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Listen to kitten, embrace psychosis

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

https://x.com/KermisVoyager97

Looks like there are archives for this one, and he also used this girl as his pfp on KF

https://web.archive.org/web/20201104111741/https://twitter.com/KermisVoyager97

Spoiler: Pictures

His first pfp on here

I will make a new table as soon as possible

 

[Arrival]

He has "#DropKiwiFarms" in his Xitter bio. Seems like he supports Liz-Dong-Gone.

 

[Gravemind]

What have you done.

I am now getting unprompted notifications for this sperg's videos.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Do the TND copypasta if you can.

If you could, you could make him sing GUMMO.

I want that damn rendition of "In the End". If Bio-Alex won't do it, AI-Alex will.

Alex needs to read Navy seals copypasta
Also eloquent permission that his characters are free to share and recreate into original characters.

Numa Numa requested by @Bay Kemal

 

[CallmeCicada]

He'll be scared off with good ol' Big O

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[NaggotFigger]

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Numa Numa requested by @Bay Kemal
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That's going to piss Alex a lot
SEMPER FI


Doublepost, but here's Purple Guy's H4XX1NG T4813. And a cheap ass Dell monitor and trimmed finger nails. You can see the window of the supposed H4XX1NG PR06R3ZZ.

Absolute cinema.

 

[Glowie]

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Where's @Schwarzwald ?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Doublepost, but here's Purple Guy's H4XX1NG T4813. And a cheap ass Dell monitor and trimmed finger nails. You can see the window of the supposed H4XX1NG PR06R3ZZ.

It's not @SamanthaPrater bad, but that keyboard looking mighty grungy. Vacuum and wipe your keyboards, people.

 

[Gravemind]

That's going to piss Alex a lot

There will, in fact, be much piss.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

This guy changed the title of one of his sock accounts to DropKiwiFarms and is seething about us there:

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox At least use a REAL chainsaw instead of that stock SFX.
He also changed the description of this channel from:

I a Indian.

I gained 186 subscribers by trolling SML fans.

To:

KiwiFarms will go to hell.
I gained 186 subscribers by trolling SML fans.

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I will make a new table as soon as possible

I was working on a new table too. I will still post it once I finish because we both format our tables differently (I am assuming the one on OP is made by you).

Challenge accepted.

New account I found.

https://orchidcommerce.com/profile/BetterSkatez

Is this a separate website from MAL or is it a mirror?

 

[NaggotFigger]

There will, in fact, be much piss.

Let's hope both did in fact, unintentionally commit drinking Cum Fanta.

 

[Gravemind]

Dude @Toji Suzuhara are you mad yet?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

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Dude @Toji Suzuhara are you mad yet?

Wrong name, AGAIN

I was working on a new table too. I will still post it once I finish because we both format our tables differently (I am assuming the one on OP is made by you).

Yeah, the table on the OP is mine

 

[NaggotFigger]

lexx tism + Is this a separate website from MAL or is it a mirror?

Shh....

I believe it's a MAL mirror, yes, but site is very broken.

 

[CallmeCicada]

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox

 

[Gravemind]

Seeing the one he did on Schizoid Wife makes me feel bad for his (failing) tardwrangler. She sounds so dead inside.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

@RadioactiveMonkeyMan Can you make an AI voice of Alex fucking up @Toji Suzuhara ’s name a bunch of times? “Toni susuhaira, Toji sazahara Toji suzahairay, Toni zazahara, Toji suzuhooru “ etc