"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Yours Truly 2095]

Hey now, Josh, the reason I adopted "Y'all" into my everyday usage was because I had 3 different managers at 3 different jobs lecture the young men about specific persons at the job who go by they/them. I'll use "Y'all" to shuck 'n jive before I call them freaks She. I also don't need some sperg going off on me for saying "take care, guys!" as I finish ringing them out. I had a grown man once get confrontational with me in a drive-thru because he misheard "Have a good one, man" as "Have a good one, ma'am".

Y'all avoids it all

I never said y'all and just called people sir or ma'am as I saw fit. Sometimes I'd say you all or you's but that's just from my family. If I knew it was a troon I'd say nothing either way. The funny thing is there an asian pooner who I called sir because I genuinely thought it was a man and only when she reacted to that did I know it was actually a woman from her body language.

Worked retail for a long time. There would people working at different places that couldn't see well. Glasses didn't fully correct their vision, people see someone wearing glasses and just assume they can see well. They would "misgender" people all the time. Old ladies with short hair, men with long hair, kids, troons. All they can see is vague details at even a short distance. Old ladies are typically chill, men can go either way, kids the parents can get upset, and troons well...

Retail workers get so much shit already and now have to deal with in a busy environment trying to get people into lines and to open registers and be kind, saying the wrong thing to some freak and getting in trouble. Depends on your bosses really. Mine never gave a shit, store is short staffed enough as is.

 

[waffle]

The use of a singular y'all is a huge tell that it's said by someone who only picked it up deliberately in later life as an affectation.

I was going to fight about and say that around here you'll see a single person and commonly ask "how'r y'all doin'?" But it's always a person you know in relation to a larger group and you're asking both how they are, but also their company/family/gang/whatever.

 

[Jotch]

I never said y'all and just called people sir or ma'am as I saw fit. Sometimes I'd say you all or you's but that's just from my family. If I knew it was a troon I'd say nothing either way. The funny thing is there an asian pooner who I called sir because I genuinely thought it was a man and only when she reacted to that did I know it was actually a woman from her body language.

Worked retail for a long time. There would people working at different places that couldn't see well. Glasses didn't fully correct their vision, people see someone wearing glasses and just assume they can see well. They would "misgender" people all the time. Old ladies with short hair, men with long hair, kids, troons. All they can see is vague details at even a short distance. Old ladies are typically chill, men can go either way, kids the parents can get upset, and troons well...

Retail workers get so much shit already and now have to deal with in a busy environment trying to get people into lines and to open registers and be kind, saying the wrong thing to some freak and getting in trouble. Depends on your bosses really. Mine never gave a shit, store is short staffed enough as is.

I sir'ed and maam'ed all the way through my service industry phase. I only had one incident where a terribly grotesque pink haired man who was taller than me came through. I even remember to this day that he wore a "God is a woman" shirt.
I sir'ed him, like I always do for gentlemen. He said "it's maam" as he left and that was the end of it.
This was shortly after the "It's maam incident" and it was really funny.
Good times!

I suppose I was just very lucky by being in a position where I primarily work with elderly and therefore conservative clientelle. I found my troubles in other ways.

 

[Berrakh]

I know tumblr took ya’ll from ya’ll but ya’ll need to not let them boss you around.

That said folksy affectations were rejected at the ballot box.

 

[Bruce LaLiLuLeLo]

After watching todays MATI I feel like I should give Josh and especially Tiny some hints for the LSAT question. Its like a general problem solving question asked all around the place and I have a bit of experience from just doing a fuckton of these timed, enough for 5 lifetimes.

You start working backwards from the facts at hand instead of listing all the possible combinations of the first two digits cause thats a waste of time.
If we were to take the number as mnxyz, then n=2m and x<z
If z in this case is 1 then theres only one number x can take considering theres only one number smaller than 1 and each number can occur only once, so x would be 0
The remaining numbers would be 2, 3, 4. To satisfy n=2m only one pair is possible, m is 2 and n is 4.
The given number would be 24031
So the correct option would be A.
Im gonna preempt and say, yes I know you dont care, I am sorry and I will fuck off.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Thought this would be interesting. Nancy Pelosi's Zoom stream a few weeks ago was bombed by trolls from a zoombombing group called CCP Thugs who posted an AI video of Trump calling for TND and for Nancy to be jailed for insider trading and promoting troon shit alongside their usual videos of Dreamybull porn and earrape.
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Did they only release the censored version? How boring.

 

[Waff]

https://www.instagram.com/paintwithalex/

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How? It is 2nd-person only, as one would use 'you,' which is not sex-specific. She is 3rd-person.

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Orlok-posting will never get old.

Thank you...I was lazy

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Josh picking outro songs

 

[waffle]

After watching todays MATI I feel like I should give Josh and especially Tiny some hints for the LSAT question. Its like a general problem solving question asked all around the place and I have a bit of experience from just doing a fuckton of these timed, enough for 5 lifetimes.
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You start working backwards from the facts at hand instead of listing all the possible combinations of the first two digits cause thats a waste of time.
If we were to take the number as mnxyz, then n=2m and x<z
If z in this case is 1 then theres only one number x can take considering theres only one number smaller than 1 and each number can occur only once, so x would be 0
The remaining numbers would be 2, 3, 4. To satisfy n=2m only one pair is possible, m is 2 and n is 4.
The given number would be 24031
So the correct option would be A.
Im gonna preempt and say, yes I know you dont care, I am sorry and I will fuck off.

The LSAT is literally just an IQ test with another name anyway. The utility of studying is fairly limited beyond learning and getting proficient at optimal strategies for the different problem types.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Y'all is exclusively plural. It's not used to refer to a singular person and isn't interchangeable with 'you'.

One person: you
Two or more people: y'all

The use of a singular y'all is a huge tell that it's said by someone who only picked it up deliberately in later life as an affectation.

We wouldn't want to exclude multiple systems now would we?

 

[Jotch]

THE STREETS OF AMERICA ARE FULL OF MARRIED MEN HAVING FAG SEX

 

[I'm a Silly]

Y'all is exclusively plural. It's not used to refer to a singular person and isn't interchangeable with 'you'.

Correct. My context is 2nd person as you quoted. Second person plural is also "you."
If that was read as being singular, it is an error on the part of the reader, and mine as well for not being psychic about anyone missing the point, that the Y-word should be smacked out of most people's mouths, most especially anyone thinking it will get around 3rd person [he/she/it/they//him/her/it/them] usage.
It is meant for direct address to 2nd persons, so substituting it into a phrase like "she went to the store," is narrating 3rd person, which means the speaker will seem both retarded and schizophrenic for using 'you all' or 'y'all' there.

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[prollyanotherlurker]

Confirmed only niggers, faggots and pedos watch anime.

 

[I'm a Silly]

After watching todays MATI I feel like I should give Josh and especially Tiny some hints for the LSAT question. Its like a general problem solving question asked all around the place and I have a bit of experience from just doing a fuckton of these timed, enough for 5 lifetimes.
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You start working backwards from the facts at hand instead of listing all the possible combinations of the first two digits cause thats a waste of time.
If we were to take the number as mnxyz, then n=2m and x<z
If z in this case is 1 then theres only one number x can take considering theres only one number smaller than 1 and each number can occur only once, so x would be 0
The remaining numbers would be 2, 3, 4. To satisfy n=2m only one pair is possible, m is 2 and n is 4.
The given number would be 24031
So the correct option would be A.
Im gonna preempt and say, yes I know you dont care, I am sorry and I will fuck off.

Does it say that the last digit has to be 1? I missed that before, and I don't see it here.

 

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

@Null you're based. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Working on sending you a USPS money order, bud.

 

[Jotch]

Confirmed only niggers, faggots and pedos watch anime.

I have met some very respectable melanated gentlemen who watch DBZ.

 

[Berrakh]

I'm only listening to the lsat problem and am too lazy to read but zero would have to be the third digit since it has to be less than the last digit and the last digit is 1. And numbers can't repeat. This leaves 2,4 and 3 as the remaining digits and only 2 and 4 are multiples of 2 so there's the answer. I think chat was just messing with you Jersh.

And if I don't read it I can save face if I am wrong.

 

[CornBogFitz]

One thing I’ve always loved is Josh’s rants about anime. It is some of the most hilarious improv comedy I have ever heard. And it’s because it’s true. Him fighting with weebs in the comments going “actually it’s really good” is some of the most consistently funny parts and memories of the streams. I would love a segment where he blind reacts to some out of context anime clips submitted to him

 

[Troonos]

Retail workers get so much shit already and now have to deal with in a busy environment trying to get people into lines and to open registers and be kind, saying the wrong thing to some freak and getting in trouble.

Open registers? What's that? Every store just has 20 closed registers and an open Self Checkout.

 

[Null]

Open registers? What's that? Every store just has 20 closed registers and an open Self Checkout.

at my walmart i was confused why half the self-checkout machines are always closed, i thought maybe they were just continuously broken, but I overheard the staff talking at some point and realized they actually shut them down if they don't have enough watching the lanes to stop the gibmedats. I also love the flashing "YOUR FACE IS BEING PUT INTO OUR DATABASE. DO NOT STEAL EVER!!!" that I get hit with despite being white.