Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[retard strength II]

I am wondering what agency got involved to finally force these two to use some of the tugboat for fucking temporary housing. I don't believe they would have gotten Aiden his own air mattress with bedding unless an agency was involved, they're pretty strict about that specific requirement. It's all doomed and hopeless but I hope the little guy finally enjoys sleeping in his own, same bed every night, without Kim and Dalton in it, even if it's just for a month. Also baby Z already getting in that maximum screen time, that'll really help things.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Imagine being such a shitty parent that an alphabet agency has to compel you to buy the child a bed

 

[TismFarmer]

Second to last pic his head looks like its bulging like aidens fucked head. I know he was premature but he acts very off.

I only realised when I went back to look after you posted, that Dim has a bulge like Adean's just smaller...

He definitely has something going on beyond prematurity.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The worst part of looking at this baby is knowing that as far as his mother is concerned, he’s just a prop for social media and getting free shit.

 

[RandomUserSperglet]

That Kim knew the phrase tummy time properly shocked me. Some alphabet agency is attempting to de-retard the next generation, methinks. Too late. They should have started with Hubert.

Re-humaning Kim is not going to work, obviously. I'm surprised when anything even vaguely normal happens in Kim's house.

 

[ZB927]

That just looks gross.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I doubt shell be on a diet long.

Sammie shows off her c section scar which is insanely close to her belly button. She didnt write any of that shit either.


More to come.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

That Cirkul brand is so popular right now. Kailyn has one, now Sammie. Their commercial says they sent out 10,000 free starter kits, which makes me wonder if their target demographic is Delusional Fat Americans on a Tugboat? There’s no such thing as a free lunch, so I hope they are enjoying their cancer-water.

 

[Vi0l3t]

This looks vile.

 

[VinegarPussy]

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That just looks gross.

“And then I open it.”

Thank you, Sammie…I was wondering why sucking on the lid didn’t give results. I feel like I lost brain cells with that. I mean, good for her, I guess? If she just adds it to her daily meals, though, she’s just going to pack on more. I’ve had the Garden of Life vanilla…tasted like the horrors of war and genocide mixed with sawdust. Maybe the chocolate is better.

 

[moorhen]

Sammie shows off her c section scar which is insanely close to her belly button. She didnt write any of that shit either.

She’s so wide I genuinely couldn’t figure out for a second what the fuck was going on with that scar, I thought it was up her stomach and not across.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I doubt shell be on a diet long.

Sammie shows off her c section scar which is insanely close to her belly button. She didnt write any of that shit either.
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More to come.
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The scar looks like someone smeared poo on her stomach.

 

[ZB927]

There's no way she's a pound under 350.



Quit it whoever you are! Though, that is kinda funny.

Edit for Kimmie updates

That is way too much soft bedding for such a little guy! There is literally a warning label about it RIGHT THERE YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

He's just happy because she's not up in his face with her stanky bref and lip fungus.



The tards are out on the town!!!

 

[inquizadoor]

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There's no way she's a pound under 350.

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Quit it whoever you are! Though, that is kinda funny.

Edit for Kimmie updates

That is way too much soft bedding for such a little guy! There is literally a warning label about it RIGHT THERE YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

He's just happy because she's not up in his face with her stanky bref and lip fungus.

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my baby has that same onesie

this might be the cutest pic of him yet, he looks mostly normal and that lil grin is adorable. but jfc hes got all those blankets and pillows DIRECTLY UNDER THE SUFFOCATION WARNING like be so fucking for real.


EDIT: i also cant make heads or tails of sammies c-section scar. is the pic sideways?

 

[Vi0l3t]

my baby has that same onesie

this might be the cutest pic of him yet, he looks mostly normal and that lil grin is adorable. but jfc hes got all those blankets and pillows DIRECTLY UNDER THE SUFFOCATION WARNING like be so fucking for real.


EDIT: i also cant make heads or tails of sammies c-section scar. is the pic sideways?

Yes the scars just bellow her belly button.

Yeah sammies at least 350. I bet shes lying and took 100lbs off.

Also i hate kim.

 

[McSneaks]

“Absconder” is far too classy a word to use in conjunction with Dalton. I wish they could just say “the retard done bailed.”

"that nigger done a run"

It's all doomed and hopeless but I hope the little guy finally enjoys sleeping in his own, same bed every night, without Kim and Dalton in it, even if it's just for a month.

Glad you added "even a month" because there's no way they don't just use that for garbage/some other black guy to sleep on.

 

[ZB927]

Sammie has Type 2 diabetes. Shocker. I don't know why she says she doesn't know if it's Type 1 or 2. I can't imagine it would be type 1.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Sammie: I Have The Beetus
Kim: hold my beer

How will dear Kimberly one-up Sammie this time? She already has the beetus too. Or, she'll go live and accuse Sammie of getting diabetes to copy her.

Stay tuned, folks!

 

[Vi0l3t]

Lol imagine trying to explain diabetes, diet and meds to someone like sammie.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sammie’s idea of “eating healthy” is probably to fill up on low-fat processed foods that have extra sugar in them to compensate.