Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[PaperRoads]

Wait, these are the first shorts where he's both showing his face, and speaking in them. The March 1st short is him laughing like he's the fucking Joker, I'm Jesus is him saying he's Jesus over and over again, and the one with his full name in it is the one with his face in it. Weird.

He has a good joker laugh ngl

Spoiler: EWWWWWWW CROTCH AREA

Spoiler: Archive

 

[CallmeCicada]

IT HAS AN ERECTION! WTF!!!!

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

Cover up your OCs, Akhi @Lunar Eclipse Paradox it's Ramadan

Spoiler: Halal Hinako-Hanako

Since no one has told me which style to draw, I'll go with the Rayman again, Inshallah

Shoes covered up too.

what're your opinions on Islam, Alex?

Come on, Alex

@Lunar Eclipse Paradox

*Doing a nasal impression of Zach Hadel doing an impression*

Hey Alex "BetterSkatez" Hogenderp, salami girl here. I heard you're into limbless potato children, is it? I hope you don't mind me having hands and feet. Sorry to hear that your subreddit got blown off the faces of the Earth. You can win over those chuds in the New Zealandian Bird Ranch. The ranchers over there are sacrificing some bloke named @Toji Suzuhara as a peace offering. Don't DFE, uncle Alex, I'll be sad if you do. Don't- Don't let those chuddies at that forum win, don't let them use your OCs *stifles laughter*, we still got this! #ExposeKiwifarms
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Speaking of Zach Hadel, I think we should start with our very own Slightly Artistic renditions.

Spoiler: Lunar Eclipse Paradox's OC

Forehead chan. Maybe I'll do Suhail next.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

This would be one of the funniest outcomes possible, I do hope he somehow sues the site though. I'd love to hear "Sperg Spectating" in a court document.

I’d be surprised if he can get as far as filling out the form

 

[Anti Drug Cuban War Hero]

IT HAS AN ERECTION! WTF!!!!

He clearly did it just to show us kiwi bros how much he improved at art. 10 years ago his armless lolis had no erection bulge, now they do. ITS CALLED PROGRESS, OK!!!!

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Okay, I still don't get it. Is he implying he developed a clown rape fetish after his grandpa molested him, or...?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

New video.

Sperging about his OC's lore.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Edit: Now that I think about it, now it's understandable why I felt like Alex was a fujoshi when he was on KiwiFarms, and why his art is so freaking weird. He is probably skinwalking Noushintou Hoshi online.

Once I found her art, I made the connection almost immediately, but I didn't think of mentioning it. The one saving grace he has is that he's bad at art, or it would have been pointed out probably as soon as he was posted in HoS. (That and well, Hoshi's stuff is all in japanese.)

I wonder what else he's copied...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Alex, how would you rate your Mexican vacation so far out of ten? Are you having as much fun as we are?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Alex, how would you rate your Mexican vacation so far out of ten? Are you having as much fun as we are?

Judging by his face in his last 2 videos

methinks he's not having much fun.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Judging by his face in his last 2 videos
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methinks he's not having much fun.

I was thinking the same thing. He could always stop and just enjoy the rest of his vacation.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

New video.
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Sperging about his OC's lore.
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Honestly, Alex isn't like Jesus or Mohammed at all. You know who Alex truly reminds me of?

Yakub.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

The dimensional bulge arc has begun, I see.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

 

[Glowie]

IT HAS AN ERECTION! WTF!!!!

Worry not friend, Glowie removes haram and fixes content!

No amputees allowed!

Alex can try throwing anything at me and I will fix the content!

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Holy fuck, did the shitty enchiladas cause this, or the farms?

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Holy fuck, did the shitty enchiladas cause this, or the farms?

If he's as paranoid as he says, I'm inclined to think this nigga hasn't eaten/slept in days. That'd explain his haggard appearance.

 

[Jason Wynn]

If he's as paranoid as he says, I'm inclined to think this nigga hasn't eaten/slept in days. That'd explain his haggard appearance.

Fatty can certainly stand to go a couple days without eating.

Hey Alex, completely abstaining from Twinkies and Mountain Dew is the best way to own those evil fascist Kiwi Farmers. Are you up for the challenge?

 

[Anti Drug Cuban War Hero]

Do the next one as Muhammad please, Inshallah.

He just hates Jesus, because Jesus healed those suffering from disabilities.

Also, despite not being unlisted, a lot of his videos aren't appearing for me.

Anyone else running into this?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Holy fuck, did the shitty enchiladas cause this, or the farms?

Nigga fell apart like he just caught his wife of 10 years sleeping with his best friend.