Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[rusty shackleford 1]

it’s so funny that Becky’s desperate bid to avoid abandonment involved bringing together a bunch of presumably straight men who slowly turned prison gay when the only accessible woman became too repulsive to view romantically. They’re so tired of her shit it sounds like Jack and Danny started fucking each other and bro-ing out on vidya and quiet nights baking while high. I think I remember a time when those two referred to each other with some term that implied they were a V and not a triangle. I don’t think Sam bothers them at all lol I think he’s a welcome distraction, I wonder if cuckson is tired of being the favorite person yet.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

it’s so funny that Becky’s desperate bid to avoid abandonment involved bringing together a bunch of presumably straight men who slowly turned prison gay when the only accessible woman became too repulsive to view romantically. They’re so tired of her shit it sounds like Jack and Danny started fucking each other and bro-ing out on vidya and quiet nights baking while high. I think I remember a time when those two referred to each other with some term that implied they were a V and not a triangle. I don’t think Sam bothers them at all lol I think he’s a welcome distraction, I wonder if cuckson is tired of being the favorite person yet.

I would love a Danny/Jackson OTP - seriously. And Daniel HAS referenced Jack as a partner and Becky called them a triad on Reddit. But I don't think they're fucking, unfortunately. In today's "queer" society you can be roommates and pass it off as "queer platonic life partner" AKA a friend.

I'm sure that as part of their whole being up their own asses about polyamory they all decided they were "partners" regardless of who was banging. I suspect THIS is what Becky is being assmad about in terms of Daniel reportedly not holding up his pre-great awakening promises.

Truthfully, it's sad that she's probably trying to (and likely succeeding in) driving a wedge between Dan and Jack; men in this day and age are notoriously lonely, and I don't think those two have a lot outside of each other. But oh well, divide and conquer, Becks.

 

[Pargon]

What is very funny is that someone in Becky’s situation who suddenly gained the self-awareness of a normal person would very immediately understand the incredible amount of danger she’d placed herself in.

Four (five? Six?? It’s a pork slaughterhouse all the livelong day) men, all of whom she has publicly derided to say nothing of how they’ve been treated otherwise, a home full of THC, alcohol and mental illness, and an infant for whom she is legally responsible. No valid ID. No job. Very likely no savings. No outside friends with whom she regularly meets in person. A tiny family group she estranges herself from twice a month.

She genuinely could not make it easier for someone to murder her. This is not in any way an incitement to action or to aid in the commission of a crime, this is me simply saying, “a written affidavit signed by several state and federal officials exonerating you in advance” would not constitute a better invitation.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Whenever I read about divorce in burgerland it’s always something about one or the other parent ”getting custody”. Is co-parenting after divorce or separation not a thing at all in the US

Courts use split custody as the default and adjust as necessary depending on individual circumstances. It doesn’t help that idiots talk about “going for custody” when they start divorce proceedings as if the judge is going to turn the kid over 100% because he or she liked the cut of that parent’s jib.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

What is very funny is that someone in Becky’s situation who suddenly gained the self-awareness of a normal person would very immediately understand the incredible amount of danger she’d placed herself in.

Four (five? Six?? It’s a pork slaughterhouse all the livelong day) men, all of whom she has publicly derided to say nothing of how they’ve been treated otherwise, a home full of THC, alcohol and mental illness, and an infant for whom she is legally responsible. No valid ID. No job. Very likely no savings. No outside friends with whom she regularly meets in person. A tiny family group she estranges herself from twice a month.

She genuinely could not make it easier for someone to murder her. This is not in any way an incitement to action or to aid in the commission of a crime, this is me simply saying, “a written affidavit signed by several state and federal officials exonerating you in advance” would not constitute a better invitation.

it would be so obvious if she died. If she goes longer than three consecutive days on posting online, I will personally call for a wellness check. (Joking but I don’t think we’ll have to worry. She can’t make it 3 days anyways)

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Because it's totally normal to puke and bleed all over someone during sex!
Knowing Becky, she wanted an orgasm without consideration for other people's feelings, and didn't tell the guy who was riding the Crimson Tide until she bled all over his dick.

So of course, it's HIS fault for not knowing her cycle and not going down on her for a piece of "Cherry Pie',

Sam is a sensitive little bitch and in the Gerber house only Becky is allowed to be a sensitive little bitch.

Becky loves attention and reassurance from her harem of men to soothe her constant need for validation. She's weaponized this behavior for years and now suddenly she's dealing with a guy who is doing the same back to her.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Daniel films Hah-nuh walking for the first time (still assisted, not really walking, Becky) while the seahag lounges with SAD.

Unsurprisingly, Hah-nuh's "first walking" video features a filthy bong right at grabby-toddler-hand height. Precious.

Hopefully someone else can grab the vid, I just grabbed a Screenshot


Also featuring poor Hah-nuh's aggressive bald spot.

Archive just in case she has a wave of good sense and pulls this off the Internet

 

[Temperance]

Hopefully someone else can grab the vid

 

[Stinkyboy]

teehee my infant has an interest in marijuana, just like mommy (daddy)

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I came over to post the filthy bong level of "childproofing."

Remember how over a month ago she said Hannah had almost broken the bong? They've had so much time to fix these situations and they choose not to.

Her house must smell horrible. I don't give a shit what our kiwi leak said. That bong water will stink up a whole room, and there's no way all of those geek social fallacy nerds smell like a bed of roses.

They haven't childproofed their house at all and it's not like Hannah is an early walker. I genuinely do not get it. They seem to not want to adjust any aspect of their lives to accommodate a baby.

This also really gives the lie to Becky saying a few days ago that everyone there gets blazed only once the baby goes to sleep. We already know that's BS from how many times she talks about being stoned in the daytime, but if that bong was only being used in the evenings they'd have it put up somewhere when Hannah was up.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Her house must smell horrible.

Also, Hannah (in particular her hair) looks dirty. That really makes me MATI. (Full disclosure: bathing babies is one of my fave things because most of them love it.)

And would it kill them to cheer her on loudly as she works on her walking skills instead of posting it online for a bunch of deranged furries (and kiwis…) to gawk at?

The incompetence is astounding. I might have to take a break from the Beckyverse.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Also, Hannah (in particular her hair) looks dirty. That really makes me MATI.

Hey, this is to make her look more like daddy Sam! You're so mean to say anything negative about this beautiful display of polyamorous parenting that lets a child draw their aesthetic inspiration from every parent in their queer poly commune.

 

[jvgjtidk]

If you didn't know already, would you ever guess that was a child and her mom in that video? Like two ships passing in the night.

 

[Tanner Glass]

*she added this, after my first post:
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Lol Danny has her NUMBER

Y'all, the way she WISHES she could stop trawling for greasy 20-something dick, but alas. Tis her burden to carry!

It got buried, but LOL at her taking Jackson and Hannah into the woods to "never see a man again". A Freudian slip that she does not view Jackson as a man.

They haven't childproofed their house at all and it's not like Hannah is an early walker. I genuinely do not get it. They seem to not want to adjust any aspect of their lives to accommodate a baby.

You do get it - they do not want to adjust their lives to accomodate a baby.

It's a baby that none of them seemingly actually wanted. Becky just wanted an "adult" status symbol, Daniel wanted something level of commitment from Becky, and everyone else just wanted/hoped this would shut her up.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Hey, this is to make her look more like daddy Sam!

I mean, her actual Dad certainly isn't winning any hair hygiene awards, either. Come to think of it, it's a whole household of bad hair days lives.

 

[Next Task]

100%. What relevance does the guy’s age have? None, unless you’re a sad, middle-aged slapper trying to impress people… or make them jealous.

What are the chances the new guy's a pooner?
None, because Becky hates women.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What are the chances the new guy's a pooner?
None, because Becky hates women.

The only way she’s ever been able to make people like her is by opening her legs. It’s basically the only card she has to play. Anyone else with a real vagina is a threat to that monopoly.

 

[AnOminous]

It got buried, but LOL at her taking Jackson and Hannah into the woods to "never see a man again". A Freudian slip that she does not view Jackson as a man.

Well, he isn't. He's a suck. You pretty much hand in your man card when you are a willing cuck.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Becky laments the Oscars not throwing a fit to her liking

Someone better be giving an anti MAGA speech at the baby's next birthdayb or else

 

[AnOminous]

Becky laments the Oscars not throwing a fit to her liking

Neutered? But the neutered dude lost.