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New comic page. I am legitimately at a loss for words.
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Oh wait, I do have some! It’s not just your body, asshole! Imagine if you were living in a house with like three other people, and one of them is a prick who makes the place smell like smoke and does stupid shit all the time, probably almost set the place on fire once. And he’s like “Well it’s my house too, so suck it up! I can do whatever I want!” Now imagine not being able to kick him out for whatever reason. That’s Niko. That’s what he’s been solidified as for the rest of the comic in my eyes.

"You know what? I just got done with DnD, it's been a few hours since that page was uploaded, let's see how the comments are looking!"
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A couple of Captain Obvious comments, and a more nuanced one. I CAN see where they're coming from on why he is the way he is. However I say he still needs to go to hell. And possibly get thrown into a dumpster.
While I’m glad Kai’s standing up for himself for once, I’m not optimistic about the outcome.

Niko didn’t choose to exist, but Percy didn’t choose to be insane. Niko is not the true original personality. While they may share a body, ultimately Piper’s taking care of it. Niko’s benefiting from it being relatively young, healthy, and cared for, so although he’s not wrong for wanting something different in life, and the Warren clearly don’t want to listen to him, him acting out like this is his fault. I can see that the author wants us to sympathize with Niko’s desire to live his own life and be his own person, but it doesn’t work when he has other people taking care of the body he’s abusing. It’s his body too, but it’s not truly his body.

The reason I’m not optimistic is that, ideally, Kai would negotiate Niko’s desires with the Warren’s. It’s a really good time for Kai to step up and tell Niko that he is aggravating the problem with his behavior, that the three other animals didn’t choose to be there, either. Because, for one, it’s really tiring to see the Warren treat Kai like shit multiple times, and to have the author purposefully dumb him down to justify it. Plus, it’s clear that what the Warren is doing is unsustainable and most, if not all the personalities are detrimental to Percy’s wellbeing. Niko has the most obvious problems, so it’s a good place to start. However, I don’t expect the author to do any of those things. It’s hard, inconvenient, and, worst of all, not “cute.” She wants us to sympathize with the Warren because they represent her pet issues, so at most she’s going to have them talk about Niko’s problems for a bit before a little show-and-tell about how Niko’s “ripped at every page but he’s a masterpiece.” You can do something with that, but you have to push it to take it far, and I doubt she’s going to.
 
For the sake of having posts in here that aren’t just SnP, I just remembered that Empowered exists. I’ve only seen like one or two pages of it and an advertisement on a site I frequent, but the tagline is “A sexy superhero fantasy”.
But that’s assuming you find swollen duck lips sexy. If you are one of those people, why? And get better taste.
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They’re talking about Maidman, a “hero” who’s a dude who dresses like a maid, and is known for his brutality.
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I have no problem believing that he would sodomize someone with a broom handle.
 
For the sake of having posts in here that aren’t just SnP, I just remembered that Empowered exists. I’ve only seen like one or two pages of it and an advertisement on a site I frequent, but the tagline is “A sexy superhero fantasy”.
But that’s assuming you find swollen duck lips sexy. If you are one of those people, why? And get better taste.
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They’re talking about Maidman, a “hero” who’s a dude who dresses like a maid, and is known for his brutality.
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I have no problem believing that he would sodomize someone with a broom handle.
Its still going? Fuck.

Also his faces have fucked up duck lips but he does draw some mean ass & tiddy.
 
Its still going? Fuck.

It isn't. Ended with a .... peculiar volume 12.
In short, Warren realized that needing 10+ years to throw out a volume meant that his market is completely nuked (because no one is going to wait decades for development) and his last two volumes have been financially unsuccessful, with the extra that he was truly trying to set up a resolution and some plot going somewhere. So, how did he manage volume 12 (that required, I dunnow, 5-6 years?)

It's a complete nothing where Empowered runs several chapters of Alternate Universes where nothing of note happens, nothing get resolved, and he makes his protagonist start a polycule (one man and two women because lesbians are hot) and then tells us the format is no longer profitable and he's going to try something else, but he doesn't know what because he has no longer any connection with the industry at large. Talk about torching the franchise and run.

He's now trying to do "fantasy series" for a Patreon audience ten years too late to gain any kind of traction whatsoever.

If you are one of those people, why? And get better taste.

Warren is one of the old school Amerimanga artists and comes out from proper art studies. This means he has really good skills in composition, bodies and action but he struggles a lot in faces (having to ape a "manga" style). As Ghostse said, he draws some mean ass&tiddies. He even half-considers the fact that his main protagonist is a bimbo stereotype, but his greatest weakness is definitely a writing style that never managed to crawl out of the irony-poisoned self-referential late 90ies-early00ies style. Warren still writes comics like he's in 1999 and Whedon was novel.

For sure, he's not a bad artist. He has limits, though.

In other news, the new developments for our beloved Tats of Sinfest fame:

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He discovered the other Final Menace to Western Civilization. Niggers. For Christ' sake.
 
In other news, the new developments for our beloved Tats of Sinfest fame:

I don't know what inspired this from Tats, but his latest Comics have been a bluepill, redpill, blackpill Trifecta.

First a bluepill Strip featuring, who i think is Nick Fuentes as Jesus.
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Then a redpill Strip featuring Andrew Tate
March 1, 2025: Andrew Tate
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Culminating in this masterpiece of a blackpill Strip featuring St. Floyd
March 2, 2025: Black Pill
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This one is especially intriguing to me, since it at once displays Tats dislike of Jews, Blacks and Elon Musk.
 
That’s pretty much what it is. Whimsical slice of life with quirky characters who are abused by their boss, while somehow being stupid enough to repeatedly miss his VERY unsubtle hints that he wants to fatten and eat them.
I was going through some of my old posts because it’s pouring outside and I’m bored and unmotivated as fuck. By now that comic with the birds suffering under the evil boss cat is basically done iirc. I’ve been going back and forth on sharing more of it here.
Edit: Oh hey, I found that other comic I was looking for from the obnoxious asexual.
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I was going through some of my old posts because it’s pouring outside and I’m bored and unmotivated as fuck. By now that comic with the birds suffering under the evil boss cat is basically done iirc. I’ve been going back and forth on sharing more of it here.
Please do. It was charmingly dumb.
 
She wants us to sympathize with the Warren because they represent her pet issues, so at most she’s going to have them talk about Niko’s problems for a bit before a little show-and-tell about how Niko’s “ripped at every page but he’s a masterpiece.”
So far, I got the first half right. God damn it. It's not even your own body.
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See that last part? It isn't his body. Either she thinks it's his because he's controlling it for some time, or because he's sharing it, so it's equally his. Either way, stop smoking and maybe you can control the body you all share, retard.
 
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So far, I got the first half right. God damn it. It's not even your own body.
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See that last part? It isn't his body. Either she thinks it's his because he's controlling it for some time, or because he's sharing it, so it's equally his. Either way, stop smoking and maybe you can control the body you all share, retard.
Welp, glad for confirmation that the author thinks Niko is justified in some way. :lossmanjack:
And no, I don’t care about his struggles with being another personality. He’s a dick who’s fucking things up for everyone, that’s my first and lasting impression of him. And I don’t give a shit about a stoat delusion’s pronouns. Like I said, asshole roommate who thinks he can do whatever he wants because he helps pay the bills sometimes. Who cares if he gets the cops called on him?
 
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