Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Sperg Spectating]

KiwiFarms is likely a fake site filled with bots anyways to artificially inflate their numbers.

This nigga would rather believe that for the past 4 years he was interacting with robots, rather then believe that real human beings dislike him.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Alex watched 4 more new deviants, and one of them has a objectification (foodification?) fetish.

Spoiler: Haram

Spoiler: #DIENULL

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

A video of Alex trolling someone more autistic than him (Alex is ExecrateAutists1990).

Does this guy not realize that he is acting just like the guy he was making fun of a few years back? It's like Alex has the autistic midas touch, where everything he touches because autistic. If I ever become this spergy please shoot me.

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Alex watched 4 more new deviants, and one of them has a objectification (foodification?) fetish.
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Spoiler: Haram

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Spoiler: #DIENULL

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Why have you got an image of the Kiwi Building (tm) in your favorites, Alex?
What are you gonna do with that, Alex?
Well, it's not like you can do anything, you can't get guns because of your mental illness.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

A video of Alex trolling someone more autistic than him (Alex is ExecrateAutists1990).
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Does this guy not realize that he is acting just like the guy he was making fun of a few years back? It's like Alex has the autistic midas touch, where everything he touches because autistic. If I ever become this spergy please shoot me.

What the fuck did Alex do to make this nigga that mad. Do you have the name of this person's channel? I wanna see if there's more autistic freakouts.

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex watched 4 more new deviants, and one of them has a objectification (foodification?) fetish.
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Spoiler: Haram

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This isn't the first time that Alex mentioned/followed an artist that does foodification (New fetish prehaps?)

Spoiler: Naked, Loli, Food Person, Monster Person

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

What the fuck did Alex do to make this nigga that mad. Do you have the name of this person's channel? I wanna see if there's more autistic freakouts.

The original TobyTheSplatoonFan channel seems to be deleted, but there is a second one

 

[Sperg Spectating]

The original TobyTheSplatoonFan channel seems to be deleted, but there is a second one

This guy is fucking awesome.

Go get em Toby, kill those NIG- haters. Kill those haters Toby.

 

[PsychoNerd]

A video of Alex trolling someone more autistic than him (Alex is ExecrateAutists1990).
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Does this guy not realize that he is acting just like the guy he was making fun of a few years back? It's like Alex has the autistic midas touch, where everything he touches because autistic. If I ever become this spergy please shoot me.

This legit feels like some rejected AlanTutorial video, what with the clearly mentally unstable guy filming themselves throwing shit across the faintly lit messy room.

 

[PaperRoads]

Ghost Archive

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Porn bots are the worst kind of accounts on the internet, I get furious whenever a porn bot follows me or likes my comment prompting me to block them, but they won't go away. That's the worst part. And fuck you if you like porn bots.

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Why do I get really weird stupid nightmares such as Boogie2988 getting extremely fat and then people cremate him from the inside only to be killed by a tornado. I want dreams where I am an armless neko anime boy in some liminal space damn you. Not dreams of Alpha Centauri destroying the solar system.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Why do I get really weird stupid nightmares such as Boogie2988 getting extremely fat

Look, I don't know how to tell you this...

 

[PaperRoads]

Alex doesn't seem to be a patient person


Ghost Archive

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Japanese and Spanish are taking me like a billion years to learn.

I must have ADHD or something.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Si, imaginate aprender Español con severo retraso mental, Alex.
Deberías cortarte el cuello con un machete y ver si aprendes cuando tu cabeza vea tu ombligo antes de cerrar los ojos.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

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Porn bots are the worst kind of accounts on the internet, I get furious whenever a porn bot follows me or likes my comment prompting me to block them, but they won't go away. That's the worst part. And fuck you if you like porn bots.

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Why do I get really weird stupid nightmares such as Boogie2988 getting extremely fat and then people cremate him from the inside only to be killed by a tornado. I want dreams where I am an armless neko anime boy in some liminal space damn you. Not dreams of Alpha Centauri destroying the solar system.

He's trying way too hard to be 'le random schizo', I can't.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

He's trying way too hard to be 'le random schizo', I can't.

The porn bots are something he's been complaining about for a while, he's made multiple videos on them before being halal'd IIRC.
The 2nd post is trying way too hard to be schizo niggerbabble and is embarrassing though.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Is there an actual video of Alex speaking japanese? I don't want to try to sift through a million videos.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Is there an actual video of Alex speaking japanese? I don't want to try to sift through a million videos.

From the previous Tagalog video, he also probably uses the same method of studying Moon Runes too, but if I have to guess, his Japanese would sound like your average weeaboo but autistic.

 

[pollution jim]

Is there an actual video of Alex speaking japanese? I don't want to try to sift through a million videos.

He can't even write down or speak Japanese names correctly

 

[NaggotFigger]

He can't even write down or speak Japanese names correctly

Oh, trust me; he's also very incapable of writing Kanji, Hiragana, Katakana or Romaji without fucking it up. Let alone understanding the aiding of Furigana for Kanji.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

A video of Alex trolling someone more autistic than him (Alex is ExecrateAutists1990).
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Does this guy not realize that he is acting just like the guy he was making fun of a few years back? It's like Alex has the autistic midas touch, where everything he touches because autistic. If I ever become this spergy please shoot me.

Least autistic Splatoon fan: