Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

I just think they're miserly with money up in Kandiyohi County. At 44,000 people, they don't have a big tax base.

Kandiyohi's total county tax levy per year is $41 million dollars. Its tax base by county ranks 20th out of 87 counties in the state,

Sterns has 4x the people (160,000), but 2.3x the tax levy. ($93 million)

Its not a small tax base out there.

 

[Father Balldo]

They space docked with each other every Tuesday.

 

[Captain Manning]

They are separate things, but unless you were super into Howard Stern, O&A, and lolcows the first exposure most people around here would have had was either through Dick's show or Nick's drama.

Correct. And a pox on both of them for it.

Kandiyohi's total county tax levy per year is $41 million dollars. Its tax base by county ranks 20th out of 87 counties in the state,

Sterns has 4x the people (160,000), but 2.3x the tax levy. ($93 million)

Its not a small tax base out there.

I guess the per capita tax levy is higher then I expected.

I still say they just don't want to pay to go to trial if they can afford it.

Also, while I'm thinking of it, how the fuck does Minnesota rate 87 counties? The most populated state in the Union, California, has 58 (and it's twice as big by land area).

 

[Swole McPole]

Yeah, and don't get me wrong: It would be funny as SHIT if they said "Oh, you say there was 56 grams of coke on top of the fridge, in addition to the 28 grams in the safe? Okay, deal's off. We're amending to first degree possession."

So you think there's a fridge in the bedroom? I wouldn't put it past him given how much he drinks and all, but I thought said the bullet was on April's credit cards on the night stand and the two ounces were on the fridge. So I assumed he was talking about the fridge in the kitchen?

But if there's a fridge in the bedroom, it'd make sense that he's talking about two grams and not two ounces.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So you think there's a fridge in the bedroom? I wouldn't put it past him given how much he drinks and all, but I thought said the bullet was on April's credit cards on the night stand and the two ounces were on the fridge. So I assumed he was talking about the fridge in the kitchen?

But if there's a fridge in the bedroom, it'd make sense that he's talking about two grams and not two ounces.

Per Aaron, he bought Kayla a small fridge for the bedroom for Valentine's Day (so Nick the cuck wouldn't have to carry the snack tray so far). It was apparently a retro looking one. Probably also so she wouldn't have to leave the bedroom to eat, leaving more time to watch Star Trek. (Although she sure didn't look like she was eating much.) Could easily be used to store coke and Coke.

 

[Strix454]

Also, while I'm thinking of it, how the fuck does Minnesota rate 87 counties? The most populated state in the Union, California, has 58 (and it's twice as big by land area).

Real estate development-1800s style. If a town was made a county seat, a bunch of spending related to government followed along with people and business. So people would constantly petition the state to sub-divide existing counties into smaller new counties so that their particular town could attain the status of a county seat. It was very much a competitive political process in terms of which towns got the status.

The limit on the process was that the original state constitution forbid counties smaller than 400 square miles. That was later somehow changed in the constitution and there are a handful of counties today that are smaller than the original limit.

If sense mattered today, they would get rid of maybe half the counties. But that would eliminate alot of elected positions and government jobs. So its politically impossible.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The dabble verse is just depressing…I mean, it revolves around dick Masterson

This might be the dumbest post in this entire thread, and that’s saying a lot.

 

[Melty Butter]

But if there's a fridge in the bedroom, it'd make sense that he's talking about two grams and not two ounces.

The fridge is undisputed at this point.

Aaron has repeatedly told the story of the mini-fridge in the bedroom. (I'm fairly sure he bought it for Kayla/the polycule.) There is a repeated joke on his stream about Aaron making charcuterie boards for Kayla. They would store food there.

Nick confirmed the mini-fridge (used as a bedside table) on the stream with Melton on Friday.

What IS weird is that the master is on the same floor of the home as the kitchen. The master bed is, at most, 25 feet to the kitchen. Why would anyone need a mini-fridge unless it's to store alcohol and/or drugs?

 

[Strix454]

What IS weird is that the master is on the same floor of the home as the kitchen. The master bed is, at most, 25 feet to the kitchen. Why would anyone need a mini-fridge unless it's to store alcohol and/or drugs?

Well. If you are a bad mother who has abandoned any interest or responsibility associated with your children. If you spend your days on benzos watching star trek in the bedroom. You want to be able to both eat in there and to keep the kids locked out all day long. Someone like Kayla can create a whole world for herself where those kids don't even exist. It probably keeps Nick out as well which is probably a good thing from her point of view.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Learning my parent are swingers would disgust me and make me more distant, not want to emulate them (or perhaps it's the other way round).

You have to see this through the lens of Nick's coke-addled degenerate brain.
He thinks a kid would get high-fives from classmates if it were known that their mother does onlyfans.
He probably thought all his life that his parents were Scandinavian prudes, when it turns out they were super cool qover qommandos.

 

[AnOminous]

Well. If you are a bad mother who has abandoned any interest or responsibility associated with your children. If you spend your days on benzos watching star trek in the bedroom. You want to be able to both eat in there and to keep the kids locked out all day long. Someone like Kayla can create a whole world for herself where those kids don't even exist. It probably keeps Nick out as well which is probably a good thing from her point of view.

Remember the laundry room is also behind that vile master bedroom. So the goddamn retards saying the kids should have just washed their own clothes instead of showing up stinking and starving so much that people called the cops about it are apparently unaware they'd have had to go through a nonstop cuckold drug orgy of four people even to wash their underwear, with Nick screaming angrily at them for interrupting his fun.

 

[Vibralldo]

The fridge is undisputed at this point.

Aaron has repeatedly told the story of the mini-fridge in the bedroom. (I'm fairly sure he bought it for Kayla/the polycule.) There is a repeated joke on his stream about Aaron making charcuterie boards for Kayla. They would store food there.

Nick confirmed the mini-fridge (used as a bedside table) on the stream with Melton on Friday.

What IS weird is that the master is on the same floor of the home as the kitchen. The master bed is, at most, 25 feet to the kitchen. Why would anyone need a mini-fridge unless it's to store alcohol and/or drugs?

So Nick and Kayla don't have to leave the bedroom, put clothes on, and interact with kids when they want a cold beer

 

[Captain Manning]

So you think there's a fridge in the bedroom? I wouldn't put it past him given how much he drinks and all, but I thought said the bullet was on April's credit cards on the night stand and the two ounces were on the fridge. So I assumed he was talking about the fridge in the kitchen?

But if there's a fridge in the bedroom, it'd make sense that he's talking about two grams and not two ounces.

My dude, you ask me these questions, but I don't know how any simpler I can put this.

I don't believe they seized two ounces of coke that mysteriously disappeared and wasn't logged into evidence. Period. Either recovered on top of any fridge, or anywhere else on his property.

I think he's a brain damaged retard that was describing a cocaine bullet that can hold 2 grams, but he said ounces. I think it's just that simple.

But here's a funny thought: What Nick said might be leveraged as another argument in favor of releasing the bodycam footage.

OMG! Nick says that they recovered two ounces of coke, and it just disappeared! Where did it go!? Major police scandal!

Per Aaron, he bought Kayla a small fridge for the bedroom for Valentine's Day (so Nick the cuck wouldn't have to carry the snack tray so far). It was apparently a retro looking one. Probably also so she wouldn't have to leave the bedroom to eat, leaving more time to watch Star Trek. (Although she sure didn't look like she was eating much.) Could easily be used to store coke and Coke.

Right, and I would presume they searched the master bedroom pretty thoroughly. The master bedroom is where the found the coke they did recover and take into evidence.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

So Nick amd Kayla don't have to leave the bedroom, put clothes on, and interact with kids when they want a cold beer

Some drugs also have improved shelf-life when stored cold.
After waking up and kicking the dog on the way to the shitter they can pop some pills or do a line of uppers to get ready for the long day of getting fucked by Aaron.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Right, and I would presume they searched the master bedroom pretty thoroughly. The master bedroom is where the found the coke they did recover and take into evidence.

Releasing the bodycam footage were sure clear this matter up! Actually, this is another example of Nick throwing shade at the municipality, that might be in the public interest for the sheriff / police to clear up!

 

[Phillip Green]

I don't think Aaron would be able to land another job in radio, but maybe there's some really desperate small station out there somewhere.

One thing Nick is right about (although it's hardly an original criticism) is that Aaron's obsession with terrestrial radio is weird. That goes for everybody in the Dabbleverse, really.

Yeah, Aaron isn't getting a job in radio (terrestrial or satellite) because nobody's getting jobs there. There's no money in radio, as the industry is dead. He was a teenager when he was listening to Stern and O&A at their peek, and thought they were the pinnacle of coolness. Unfortunately for him, he was born 10 years too late for "shock-jock" to be a viable career.

He even tried to get into Cumia's Compound Media lineup (that last desperate attempt to keep the degen radio dream alive) a couple years ago, but he was too late for that too. Compound was already circling the drain, and Cumia (a guy Imholte worshiped) basically turned on him when his buddy WATP Karl decided to join the Melton bandwagon.

Dabbleverse isn't a Dick Masterson thing. Dabbleverse comes from comedians obsessed with Stuttering John, a cow from Howard Stern days. Only connection to Dax is that Karl from WATP, who obsesses over Stuttering John, is Dax's #1 glazer.

This is 100% correct. I think too many farmers are getting this mixed up because Nick and Dick have both made appearances in the universe. However, Dick is only involved through WATP Karl, who gained a huge amount of non-dabbler audience via exposure on The Dick Show, back when that show was at the peak of its popularity. Aside from attending WATP live shows and last year's Hackamania event (itself really only Dabbleverse adjacent), Dick isn't really involved with (or knows anything about) the Dabbleverse or Stuttering John.

Prior to the swinging with Aaron and April, Nick's only interaction with the Dabbleverse was a single WATP live show. He was only there because he was friends with Dick. He walked on stage wasted, and refused to get off for most of the show.

And, although Melton has been a-logging Aaron for a long time, both were only ancillary characters in the Dabbleverse until very recently when both the Stuttering John content started drying up, and everyone found out Aaron let his wife get Balldoed by the tall skinny alien from the end of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

What IS weird is that the master is on the same floor of the home as the kitchen. The master bed is, at most, 25 feet to the kitchen. Why would anyone need a mini-fridge unless it's to store alcohol and/or drugs?

Because if they put food in the kitchen, those pesky kids would eat it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Real estate development-1800s style. If a town was made a county seat, a bunch of spending related to government followed along with people and business. So people would constantly petition the state to sub-divide existing counties into smaller new counties so that their particular town could attain the status of a county seat. It was very much a competitive political process in terms of which towns got the status.

The limit on the process was that the original state constitution forbid counties smaller than 400 square miles. That was later somehow changed in the constitution and there are a handful of counties today that are smaller than the original limit.

If sense mattered today, they would get rid of maybe half the counties. But that would eliminate alot of elected positions and government jobs. So its politically impossible.

And, despite the purple-blue blend of the state overall, outstate is very red, so people want/ value local self-determination as much as possible. Especially when it comes to schools/ priorities and public services.

Because if they put food in the kitchen, those pesky kids would eat it.

This is a quip, but it is 100% possible. I may or may not have observed someone with a personality configuration (disorder) like Nick's who kept virtually nothing in the frig in a house that at least sometimes housed the person's kids - and even hid food from those kids. Something about keeping kids trim/ away from unprincipled snacking, but it was also about miserliness when it came to spending on children, even if the adult spent freely on personal luxuries. Also related imo to the need for control over what and when kids eat everyone around them. Not to the point of starvation, but also not a normal parental "no snacking now - dinner's in an hour." ...I see the possibility for all of those factors with Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Not to the point of starvation, but also not a normal parental "no snacking now - dinner's in an hour." ...I see the possibility for all of those factors with Nick.

Nick took it to that point, though. His children, who he hated just for having to drive them around, showed up at school when he drove them there drunk and on drugs, to the point mandatory reporters had to report his starving, stinking, filthy kids as being abused and neglected by this worthless faildad.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick took it to that point, though. His children, who he hated just for having to drive them around, showed up at school when he drove them there drunk and on drugs, to the point mandatory reporters had to report his starving, stinking, filthy kids as being abused and neglected by this worthless faildad.

Zero defense of Nick (which was the point of my comment), but his kids did not experience "starvation." But also: kids don't have to experience actual starvation to experience neglect, abuse, or deprivation.