DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I honestly think anytime somebody holds up a mirror and shows him that he’s not normal and not a good person, he loses his shit.

The underlying outcome of this Kino arc is Phil thinking he’s both relevant in 2025 and not hated, both of which aren’t true.

After Kino glazed him (and still do) and Keem told him he wasn’t that bad, nobody else has had that opinion. Remember when Keem told him to do interviews, Phil really thought he’d hear from alotofpeepol about how they were sorry how they treated him and that they see the light now.

In reality we’re back to his money being the only thing that is remotely a sign he’s not hated, and that’s back to being from a handful of people, as always.

Time really is a closed loop

 

[Balr0g]

Wanted to see if people still troll Phil with clip names and apparently they do



Though the one with the most clicks is currently "RawPhil tbags the piggy"

 

[Africanweebfighter]

In reality we’re back to his money being the only thing that is remotely a sign he’s not hated

That's the reality we live in, but I'm willing to bet that my dear friend Philip will never see it that way. If Philip reads this he will never go down that road: I LOVE YOU PHILIP, KEEP BEING YOU KING, KEEP SLAYING THOSE TROLLS AND FUCK THEM IN THE ASS!!!!!

 

[Squats=Slut]

I honestly think anytime somebody holds up a mirror and shows him that he’s not normal and not a good person, he loses his shit.

The underlying outcome of this Kino arc is Phil thinking he’s both relevant in 2025 and not hated, both of which aren’t true.

After Kino glazed him (and still do) and Keem told him he wasn’t that bad, nobody else has had that opinion. Remember when Keem told him to do interviews, Phil really thought he’d hear from alotofpeepol about how they were sorry how they treated him and that they see the light now.

In reality we’re back to his money being the only thing that is remotely a sign he’s not hated, and that’s back to being from a handful of people, as always.

Every man must have at least a few delusions in their life to stay happy, but Phil's entire life is delusional. He doesn't just lie to his chat and his dents, he lies to himself. If Phil were to accept reality as it really is, that 90% of his viewers are just here to laugh at him and call him a bum, that he has had no positive impact on the world, and that no amount of money he has received can change that, he would suffer a massive mental breakdown. He doesn't just lie to hear his head rattle, he has to, so he can satisfy his ego, so he can keep convincing himself as well. It's not even intentional as far as I'm aware, it's more like a small child hiding under a blanket, the blanket makes them feel safe but in reality it doesn't do shit to actually stop any threats. TLDR; Yeah Phil's a manbaby playing pretend lol.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

ALT is covering some old drama, but apparently Jet Neptune wanted to get Phil on Fishtank Season 1.

 

[UsedUp]

This is for any of you that has watched a Lex stream and noticed particular hat her girlfriend MJ wears.

Plz laff

 

[Comma]

EDIT:

He keeps going:

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

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So the incel manifesto was just retconned

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Jfc he just said “woke”. I thought he was done with his right wing grift

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

That flowery, Dr. No style shirt he's wearing today goes really well with his sickly pale complexion. Looking particularly bad today.

 

[Pargon]

Jfc he just said “woke”. I thought he was done with his right wing grift

At this point I’m sure Phil and “grift” (as in, the very concept itself) have become physically and ontologically inseparable. They are One, look ye and despair.

Really tho I think Phil would lean in any direction of the Spectrum (both of them) that he thought in the moment would get him the most money. He’d do it in his traditional, lame-brained, limp-wristed, shortsighted, half-assed way though, so anyone would be forgiven for not even being able to tell.

It’s very frustrating we won’t hear him sling a full-voiced gamerword until his inevitable complete mental breakdown.

 

[Culex]

Either Friday Night Fights or…?

 

[Need Help With Tips]

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EDIT:

He keeps going:

The irony is that DSP is the same as he was 22 years ago in a lot of ways. Fat, retarded with money, and the same unlikable personality.

 

[lupinthethird]

I just hope he's gonna invite Null for this pizza party event he's doing.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Strap in lil buddy we got hours of meaningful Q&A first

 

[Comma]

Either Friday Night Fights or…?
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A whole bottle of gin.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

At this point I’m sure Phil and “grift” (as in, the very concept itself) have become physically and ontologically inseparable. They are One, look ye and despair.

Really tho I think Phil would lean in any direction of the Spectrum (both of them) that he thought in the moment would get him the most money. He’d do it in his traditional, lame-brained, limp-wristed, shortsighted, half-assed way though, so anyone would be forgiven for not even being able to tell.

It’s very frustrating we won’t hear him sling a full-voiced gamerword until his inevitable complete mental breakdown.

Phil isn’t getting any of my money until he starts reading the daily Stormer with his breasts out every day

 

[Squats=Slut]

He is really still going with the "I love rpgs you guise!!!! I played tons of em when I was younger!!!!" shtick huh? Despite being the guy who ragequit persona 3 on easy huh? Despite being the guy who got mentally destroyed by divinity 2 huh? Despite being the guy who shat on Dragon Quest XI for the whole time he played it, the guy who fucking facetanks every fight and when it doesn't work he just does it again, he loves rpgs huh? I don't even know why he pushes this narrative, I guess because he knows he can just not pay as much attention for a lot of these and get plastered I guess. Honestly I think he only liked that one yakuza game because of the whole "he just like me fr fr" shit he pulled.

 

[Jang Joo]

Phil, an alleged wrestling fan, did a mini-segment where he denounces the idea of a wrestling promotion having a face, an ace.

As if WWE were the only ones that did it, and it only started with Hogan.

Philly boy, the idea of an ace, a guy that's more important than all the others, is universal to pro wrestling, across the world and across the ages. Even in specific eras and places where there was a strong group of guys at the top very close to each other (90's All Japan), there's always one of them that's slightly above the others (Misawa Mitsuharu).

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He is really still going with the "I love rpgs you guise!!!! I played tons of em when I was younger!!!!" shtick huh? Despite being the guy who ragequit persona 3 on easy huh? Despite being the guy who got mentally destroyed by divinity 2 huh? Despite being the guy who shat on Dragon Quest XI for the whole time he played it, the guy who fucking facetanks every fight and when it doesn't work he just does it again, he loves rpgs huh? I don't even know why he pushes this narrative, I guess because he knows he can just not pay as much attention for a lot of these and get plastered I guess. Honestly I think he only liked that one yakuza game because of the whole "he just like me fr fr" shit he pulled.

That Suikoden fake fan segment was especially pathetic, the series' whole gimmick is recruiting a shitton of characters, many of which you can have in your party, but he couldn't name a single one of them