Amouranth Shares Robbery Live Updates: 'I'm Covered in Blood' - Edited to add offical Newsweek story

Amouranth Shares Robbery Live Updates: 'I'm Covered in Blood'​

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Online streaming celebrity Amouranth has reassured fans after detailing an armed robbery overnight in which she was pulled from her bed and pistol whipped.

Amouranth, real name Kaitlyn Siragusa, said the gun-weilding assailants demanded crypto and told her to login to her phone. She said she then began posting on X, formerly Twitter, for help "because calling would be a death sentence."

"I'm being too robbed at gunpoint,"Amouranth wrote at 11:55 pm ET on Monday, adding "I'm being too [sic] robbed at gunpont" and "This is not a prank help."

Amouranth, known for her Twitch streams and ASMR-content, said she may have shot one of the attackers. She shared a video of police cars outside her gated home, telling fans she was going to the hospital.

"They pistol whipped me but I got one. I'm bleeding alot but stable going to hospital," she posted at 00:33 a.m. ET on Tuesday. "I believe I shot one of them they wanted crypto is what they were yelling they pulled me out of bed."

https://x.com/Amouranth/status/1896424149687656565

Com noted this @Null. Um, no stories I can find yet. Newsweek and others now.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kaitlyn-siragusa-amouranth.112737/page-29#post-20733590 Her dedicated thread.
Apparent police call for it. Nothing confirmed off site yet --- Many confirmed

ETA MAJOR UPDATE

She's posted security video.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE CONFIRMED IT CAN GET

https://x.com/HPOUTX/status/1896632649470669221

 

[neger psykolog]

Yeah, maybe you are right, when you put it that way, it's hard to believe it was a complex scam. I have a tendency to go full schizo on these stories.
If this is a scam, the people involved are EXTREMILY retarded. The fact that Amouranth is a pathological liar doesn't help

But my heart tells me it's true
And even if it didn't happen, it should have had

I don't think people get how lucky Amouranth and her husband/pimp were that the attackers were incompetent. I think a lot of people in this thread are blinded with "ethot I don't like and has lied in the past about drama bullshit". This shit isn't a game: https://www-lapresse-ca.translate.g...=fr-CA&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp

Like I'm seeing a lot of diehard doubters on twitter too and I can kind of understand it given her reputation (I'm not that familiar with it because I don't watch livestreamers) but there's plenty of people who follow crypto who are just saying "holy shit that is fucked" because they understand it is $20 million dollars and also "holy fuck was she stupid to put up a screenshot of it".

 

[TheClappening]

Why is she dumping 'evidence' like this? Wasn't there some other similar hoax when they did all the police style crime photos at once that didn't make sense?

I mean is she literally the biggest badass in the world or something? Shouldn't she be in some state of shock if beaten and gone through. I could see a few 'updates' but not this much, especially crime scene stuff. Is she supposed to be at the hospital now doing this?

This brings me back to some old Weeb Wars lore.

Some fat bitch claimed pro-Vic Mignogna partisans had swatted her and police had kicked down her door. She posted a picture of a damaged door.

It eventually came out that the picture was from years ago from a burglary.

How did she get the gun a) without anybody noticing and b) manage to avoid the cops investigating her ass for admitting she had a loaded, improperly stored firearm in her bedroom close enough to shoot a guy in this situation? Tons of people have gotten busted for admitting they did that shit in these sorts of situations. Money isn't getting you out of an investigation for that.

Unless she has minors or felons living in the house, you can store your gun however the fuck you want. A gun is useless as a defensive tool if you have to run to your safe, unlock it, retrieve it, load it, and then chamber it.

That's the basis for DC v. Heller.

 

[mlanguishi]

This brings me back to some old Weeb Wars lore.

Some fat bitch claimed pro-Vic Mignogna partisans had swatted her and police had kicked down her door. She posted a picture of a damaged door.

It eventually came out that the picture was from years ago from a burglary.

Yes that was it, thanks. Fakery close to this has happened. I posted about that somewhere it reminded me of something and that was it. I had tons of doubt too but it's almost 100% now. The only off parts were a few minutes on the original tweets vs the timestamps on things. It would take an outrageous amount of conspiracy at this point to be absurd for the pics and vids to be fake.

This maybe turned out the best, not funniest, way possible. Don't do this crap or you'll get shot. The person hit is either dead by now or somehow not in a hospital. That's probably next area to focus on. If she's right on blood trail that may help if minor braze.

 

[EgadsItsNo]

Kind of strange that Amouranth tweeted "I think I shot one of them" when now the Houston Chronicles is reporting that her husband opened fire after she led the intruders to the guest house

 

[holyhandgrenade]

It would take an outrageous amount of conspiracy at this point to be absurd for the pics and vids to be fake.

An incident did occur. The circumstances surrounding it are what's most likely fake.

 

[neger psykolog]

An incident did occur. The circumstances surrounding it are what's most likely fake.

Do you mean some details of it are incorrect? or that the entire thing was complete gayfabe and that she and her husband hired fake criminals and did a fake robbery for clout/attention/money or even possibly an insurance or tax scam?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

or that the entire thing was complete gayfabe and that she and her husband hired fake criminals and did a fake robbery for clout/attention/money or even possibly an insurance or tax scam?

yes

 

[mlanguishi]

Do you mean some details of it are incorrect? or that the entire thing was complete gayfabe and that she and her husband hired fake criminals and did a fake robbery for clout/attention/money or even possibly an insurance or tax scam?

I know right. Even we are saying it's not 100% 'correct'. I don't even think she meant to 'lie' at all. I mean saying 'i shot' instead of 'he or we' or whatever, I mean who cares if all that is. The only other possible thing is she setup herself to actually be beaten and someone take a bullet for clout at this point and most of the media is all wrong. Good luck on that. But anything is possible. That 'let me shoot you just right in the ear' kind of thing some Trump shooting deniers were going on about. The stuff leading up to that part though, access and roof with Crooks is way more sus than this.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The only other possible thing is she setup herself to actually be beaten and someone take a bullet for clout at this point and most of the media is all wrong. Good luck on that. But anything is possible. That 'let me shoot you just right in the ear' kind of thing some Trump shooting deniers were going on about.

Now that it has been confirmed that the husband did the shooting my theory is that she paid them to rough her up and make it look believable and then go to where her husband was sleeping separately, and kill him. The good old rich wife kills husband in a staged home invasion gone wrong strategy. Unfortunately for them her cuck husband was actually awake and ready for them somehow. Possibly got alerted on the cameras. If it's true that he was in a bullet proof vest and underwear when police got there it seems like he didn't know what was going down. She did already lay the groundwork for the my husband is an evil sex abuser angle a while ago.

 

[mlanguishi]

Now that it has been confirmed that the husband did the shooting my theory is that she paid them to rough her up and make it look believable and then go to where her husband was sleeping separately. The good old rich wife kills husband strategy. Unfortunately for them her cuck husband was actually awake and ready for them somehow. Possibly got alerted on the cameras. If it's true that he was in a bullet proof vest and underwear when police got there it seems like he didn't know what was going down. She did already lay the groundwork for the my husband is an evil sex abuser angle a while ago.

I mean it's barely barely possible this was a conspiracy like that, but it that is so hard to believe that people will take real beatings and get shot at for very little in return. I did all I could to temper expectations and go with the best news on it, so if it somehow turns out to be a total epic of all time gayop oh well. And @neger psykolog was great too here.

 

[neger psykolog]

Now that it has been confirmed that the husband did the shooting my theory is that she paid them to rough her up and make it look believable and then go to where her husband was sleeping separately, and kill him. The good old rich wife kills husband in a staged home invasion gone wrong strategy. Unfortunately for them her cuck husband was actually awake and ready for them somehow. Possibly got alerted on the cameras. If it's true that he was in a bullet proof vest and underwear when police got there it seems like he didn't know what was going down. She did already lay the groundwork for the my husband is an evil sex abuser angle a while ago.

I mean it's barely barely possible this was a conspiracy like that, but it that is so hard to believe that people will take real beatings and get shot at for very little in return. I did all I could to temper expectations and go with the best news on it, so if it somehow turns out to be a total epic of all time gayop oh well. And @neger psykolog was great too here.

I mean a part of me would love for this to be complete gayfabe because it is the most entertaining possible outcome (even though I would be wrong and have egg on my face) and it would also mean the world isn't increasingly becoming more and more dangerous - but its $20 million dollars and when you flash that shit (especially in crypto format) you're bringing the sort of attention to yourself where exactly this scenario can happen.

There were 3 robbers, and assuming they got the money and didn't have to even shoot anyone that is $6 million dollars each. People break onto railcars to steal shitty cheap chinesium and the latest sneakers from railcars: https://www.kget.com/news/local-new...off-with-multiple-packages-in-broad-daylight/

People can think what they like of her and her husband and her previous dramas... $20 million dollars is $20 million dollars.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

will take real beatings and get shot at for very little in return

It sounds like he is her manager as well as her husband so with him out of the picture through murder instead of divorce she would get to keep a lot more of the tens of millions of dollars she's "earned". People have done a lot more crazy things for a lot less money

 

[neger psykolog]

It sounds like he is her manager as well as her husband so with him out of the picture through murder instead of divorce she would get to keep a lot more of the tens of millions of dollars she's "earned". People have done a lot more crazy things for a lot less money

I did think of another possibility: she actually knows one of the robbers somehow (possibly romantically) and orchestrated this to get the $20m out of her husbands control. Then she divorces him and technically has a bunch of money.

The problem with that is that from what is currently known she deliberately lead them into where her husband was. And also she didn't give up the money and she also made a tweet about it.

Every which way I approach it, it just seems like the most likely story is she fucked up by telling the world how much crypto she had repeatedly and some guys got together and hatched a plan to rob her. They were either incompetent or she played dumb enough or a combination of those things played out to where she kept all the money, they got nothing and one of them got shot.

So it's true it could've been a conspiracy theory to steal the money or murder him or something. I will be interested to see if they catch the guys who did it, that will probably reveal a decent amount of info.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How did she get the gun a) without anybody noticing and b) manage to avoid the cops investigating her ass for admitting she had a loaded, improperly stored firearm in her bedroom close enough to shoot a guy in this situation? Tons of people have gotten busted for admitting they did that shit in these sorts of situations.

Well this is America. I use a loaded Mosin with a bayonet on it as my toilet holder.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I don't think people get how lucky Amouranth and her husband/pimp were that the attackers were incompetent.

After jussie you can't take anything these attention whores put out there seriously. Who's to say it wasn't all staged?

 

[neger psykolog]

After jussie you can't take anything these attention whores put out there seriously. Who's to say it wasn't all staged?

You dumb nigger. Did Jussie openly flaunt being the owner of 20 fucking million US dollars of cryptocurrency all over the public internet?

 

[Desu Mountain]

This
Plus, the fact she is grandstanding and trying to sound cool with shit like
"I PROTECTED MYSELF WITH MY PRO BOXING MOVES"
"I AM COVERED IN BLOOD... BUT SOME OF IT IS NOT MINE!!!"
That's typical liar behavior... this is the same thing Jussie Smollett did when he pulled that "MAGA thugs attacked me" stunt

Remember - she is rich, but she is still a dumb whore who would be sucking dick for money if her pimp/husband wasn't such a good businessman
Don't expect her to be making intelligent decisions

Maybe she is just putting her retard spin on a real crime that happened, but she should be deemed guilty until proven innocent

According to Icy Mike (ex-SWAT martial arts youtuber) crime victims lie about details of the crime all the time, even details that are utterly nonsensical to lie about.

 

[BelUwUga]

Now that it has been confirmed that the husband did the shooting my theory is that she paid them to rough her up and make it look believable and then go to where her husband was sleeping separately, and kill him.

> Be nigger/cartel thug spic
> Dumb bimbo offers way too much cash to off her husband
> Bimbo also confirms $20M in crypto
> This single murder for $X is turning into a robbery/murder/double-murder for $X+$20M
This may genuinely surprise a lot of people but someone willing to do some murder for hire is probably more than willing to do a little robbery for way more money.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I don't give a shit about her whore status in this story. Some of you just schizo post with zero evidence to back your claims. Then when you're inevitably proven wrong it's silence.

It’s kinda what people do when discussing shit, and complaining about it never stops it. It seems likely the original version of events she claimed were incorrect anyway, so skepticism on her story until they can be backed up by a true investigation is warranted. And if the people being skeptical are proven wrong, who cares? It’s a shitposting site about lolcows, there’s nothing at stake here.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Never believe an attention seeking whore. What do you people not understand?