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Maybe in 5 years, if all of this has blown over. I might do some retrospective documentaries of fellow people I know of like 03bgood, Ottomagic Critic or Doodletones but more in a respectable manner to a small dedicated audience who cares. I hate my voice though and wanna hide behind an Armless Neko Boy who wears girl clothes.
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I love the Russian people but I just hate the oligarchy Kremlin that runs it.
 
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How many times has he said he was going to stop talking / stop reading about this site and his thread now?
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When he first got exposed he spent about 16 hours telling people he was leaving. He individually posted on user's profiles telling them he was leaving forever but might come back. That was probably at least 20 times he said it that day.

Then he came right back and got even more exposed. That lasted about a day and he left and never came back.

Then he came right back and said it was cool that we were making fun of him because he didn't care and hoped someone does make a thread on him.

Then the thread was made and he came back to sperg out. And he left forever for real.

And then he came back to say he wasn't going to leave and it was all a joke. He proceeded to shit up the forum by posting retarded threads. He was banned for a month.

This was just on the farms. Off the farms he has made many many videos saying he was leaving and never reading the farms again. He doesn't even like it here. He's glad to be gone.

All in all I'd say just in the last month he has either outright said or alluded to leaving in close to 50 or more instances.
 
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IKOL said:
SA: Алекс "Лимблесс хуеглот" Хожендёрп официально получил анафему от Русской православной церкви, Русского филиала Католической церки и меня, геральда церкви МочаМедведа, а также от всех патриотов и либералов России (кроме реддитфагов потому что они гниломозглые педофилы и в целом унтерменши). Алекс более не имеет права изучать русский язык. Нюхай бебру, ублюдок.
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Alex "Limbles donggurgler" Hogedorp is officially Anaphema'd by Russian Orthodox churt, Russian branch of Catholic church, by me Ikolthur Benoit the herald of the PissBear Church. He's also Anaphema'd by Russian patriots and liverals alike (except for reddit faggots cuz they are pedophiles and branrotten untermench (subhumans, duh)). Alex is prohibited from learning Russian language. Smell that bebra, amputeefucker.
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lolcow yoghurt said:
ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially banned Alex Hogendorp from learning/studying the Turkish language until further notice. If you see him wanting to learn Turkish, immediately report to the authorities (me).
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Prophetic Spirit said:
ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially banned Alex Hogendorp from learning/studying the Spanish language until further notice. If you see him wanting to learn Spanish, immediately report to the authorities (me and others in this thread).
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ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially banned Alex Hogendorp from NOT taking showers, NOT brushing his Teeth, NOT gooning to loli amputees and NOT doing a Q&A until further notice. If you see him wanting NOT to do any of these things, immediately report to the authorities (me and others in this thread).
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Manuel Noriega said:
ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially banned Alex Hogendorp from polluting the air unless he pays a 10 dollar fee for every breath he takes.
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Who's on a list now, Alex.
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e: Banned from polluting the air
 
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00:00:02 I I just want to say I watched your video reacting to my apology and you know what I'm willing to accept a a Discord call with you and you know what so um my Discord handle is sakuya's best name so if you could find me there that's great actually wanted to improve for the longest time but just didn't know how to so if I'm willing to take your advice on how to improve uh another thing I'm actually Canadian so not Colombian but get the idea there's like a lot of room for me to improve so you know what anytime I

00:00:57 can do that so and about Kiwifarms Farms I'm not going back on there I don't want anything to do with it anymore I'm not going to read what they say but you know I'm I'm going to take your advice anyways so you know what if you can if you can help me that would be great

He released this in response to this Sheldon video:
00:00:02 hey everybody it's it's me Sheldon and um we're going to be reacting to uh Ker's uh apology video while drinking you guessed it beer fruit punch flavored beer so let's see what honestly I am starting to feel bad for him for a little bit maybe but he's been going around drawing miners into like bondage and that's that's not right okay that's not right it's not right at all and I I feel disgusted and then he admits that um yes I did this and that did that well listen kermas okay I am not a pedophile I'm not a zile

00:01:00 all I all I'm into is NSFW of real women sometimes men farting underwear peeing and just a couple just a couple that I've uh kept it right here but let me tell you I think fetishes and degeneracy I think it's a curse okay I am so like I said in my earlier videos I am getting so sick and tired tired of masturbating once a week uh before I go to sleep and doing this and doing that like it's insane it is insane in the M membrane as far as I'm concerned you know but I already contacted my doctor I said listen I can't take it anymore I I

00:01:55 need I need something to stop this nightmare and he said okay well we're going to set you up an appointment in April next month and I'm like okay okay sure fine so well I can't show you any evidence because it has all my personal information on it but I could maybe I maybe I can blur it out or something I don't know but well anyways all right um yeah so with uh Sheldon donter I admit I went way way way too har on him yeah you threatened to take my videos down which you did and you were threatened

00:02:48 to well I don't I don't know I I kind of forgot what you threatened me with but you threatened me with copyright takedown and and Prince contacted you via email and said listen stop doing this and you're like okay okay fine fine you can keep the video that's what Prince told me and uh I truly misinterpreted what it really means to throw stones within that glass house basically is is that a is that a slang or is uh or did you like threw stones at a glass house I know you live in South America you live in a

00:03:33 English-speaking part of South America Colombia I don't know if you speak Spanish or not I know that you were a trans man I know you had a sex change but I don't judge I really don't judge everybody has a different lifestyle so do we so do I and so do you okay I'll I'll thoroughly admit I'm a degenerate oh did you hear that kiwi Farms so he admits it i' I've admitted it before like uh last year but wow finally he admitted it wow good job you know what I've always I've always been that way and uh I do

00:04:30 remember how often I'm insecure about being a degenerate doesn't I mean it doesn't mean kiwi Farms is ever going to forgive me for this I mean they're not yeah yeah well they can do whatever they want as far as I'm concerned uh some PW uh kiwi farmer commented on my video and he said well guess what spurg is going to make a threat on you and you should like take your stuff down because they're going to find it and blah blah blah blah blah okay well there's once once a wise man said if I'm going to die

00:05:10 then we should die together you know fetishism is a curse okay I know that God is like punishing us and this is a curse this is this and that we made a fool out of ourselves on the internet blah blah blah blah blah you know that's okay that's okay you know why because I don't I don't care about Ki Farms I I just don't care I just don't care you know well when is your ban GNA be over what was your ban G to be over I think March 30th you can talk to them about me and how you learned your lesson and

00:06:00 you could you could quit kiwi Farms but they're still going to make a threat about you there's nothing else you could do about it I reread the stuff that they say about me and you know what I just I just learned to be okay with it you know why you why listen dude just ignore the haters okay but as long as you ignore it then uh you'll be okay with it you know but I know I know that you can't take criticism okay it happens criticism happens but one thing for sure I can't take uh destructive criticism and threats

00:06:56 because there was one that I made a McDonald's video and somebody there was one person that was threatening me to get killed and like that and I'm like okay fine I'll take down the video if you're going to threaten my life or you're going to threaten to dox me and like that you know because I knew damn well that my house is more of a glass house than the glossiest house in the world but you know like well let's talk about hypocrisy okay let's talk about hypocrisy now I didn't know this from last year um last year you po you posted

00:07:51 a comment on kiwi Farm saying Sheldon donor is a l cow he's this and that and from what I saw from it yet you were doing degenerate behind kiwi farms's back so that kind of makes you much of a hypocrite even if you were even even if you weren't a hypocrite then I guess I could say that you're a bigoted piece of trash but my whip is going to whoop you honestly I just don't know why I had this idea this idea back in the mid 2010s to just throw stones within that within the obviously Glass House of mine I just

00:09:00 don't know why I've I just don't know why I just can't contain my deacy and it's it's hard yes yes that is true that is true that is true it is hard to get rid of okay but I was thinking maybe just maybe I could have a v vasectomy H God uh this isn't funny anymore I'm sorry this isn't funny but I might get birth control you know and I I might get testosterone and like that but I just I don't think I'm going to have the money for it I don't think I'm just I don't think I'm going to have the money for

00:09:57 sex uh and this is what I really wished for I wish I was a straight man I wish I was a straight man that is into humans okay humans that are over the age of 18 well actually I am but like but like fully I'm talking about fully you know I wish I was a a 1960s or 70s rock musician but uh decided to be a pop star a successful pop star in the 1970s and 80s but but I wish in the 19 in the late 1980s or early 90s I would illustrate little bear or um Frankenstein or whatever you know it takes Talent okay it takes

00:10:59 Talent I mean as far as I'm concerned I would be a uh unpopular secret cartoonist in the 50s but who knows but I wish that I was fully normal everybody wish every autistic person wishes to be normal okay and so do I but let me tell you nobody's perfect okay I'm an innocent little cow okay I Know That You're Not Innocent because you know what I mean but it's not my fault that I do different things you know it's not something to judge about but all they do is just throw out hateful things threatening to harass you

00:12:01 threatening to kill you threatening to have you doxed this is this is a this is like the worst Society in the world we got violent people we got excuse me oh my goodness I'm getting the tootes I'm this isn't funny okay the white supremacists uh normal supremacists and bunch of hateful stuff you know what I'm saying anyways why am I getting the the constant tootes that's what the hell I didn't drink any beer until now I didn't well maybe it's because of the vitamin water that I'm drinking anyways it's absolutely hard so me and

00:12:57 Sheldon are basically on this on the same boat we both been called out and honestly you know yeah yeah that is true what's Sor just like when Marcus and little pu puff uh threatened to have my account taken down that's not cool that's not cool at all sometimes I have to do the mental mouth mental math to conjure the sentence but you know what you know I'm I'm doing this with him you know you know what like what I what I did was weird what I did well that's you what you did was more weirder than me

00:13:55 you were way weirder than me I'm going to be honest you were way weirder than me okay I understand okay I understand that it's part of Japanese culture but you can't you can't do that in America you can't do that in any type of country but Japan because people are going to call you a p word and all that kind of stuff they're gonna they're GNA do this and do that I don't listen I do not okay I will never never in my life ever defend it because nobody should ever defend it it's gross okay it's up

00:14:47 dude I know most American Japanese people don't really do that but if they do then well cuz I wish I was an FBI uh member I wish I was a detective or whatever but this is worse was absolutely weird and I'm expected to be made fun of for that I don't know I don't think I'm been made fun of for that like very often but I can see that why I don't know why I've I don't know why I've reacted in way when my glass house was torn I I just don't know I I always well why don't you show evidence that uh you

00:15:40 shattered your uh glass house or you're just using that as a slang I don't know I gotta watch this Saturday have a great Saturday Night Live video couple of beers yeah that could be a great invention anyways knew I always knew since when I joined kiwi Farms that I was going to have a threat on me eventually I always knew that yeah don't go don't go to don't go to don't go to kiwi farms and create an account if even if you're autistic because oh my that is not a I'm going to tell you something that is not a good

00:16:27 idea to do that even though I know that you're hateful and you want to you want to start and use uh a lot of the nword and all that kind of stuff but like they hate autistic people too I'm not saying that as an excuse like it is what it is but that is not a very good idea to sign up to Kiwi Farms because man they got you busting your balls all day bro Jesus Christ and I even I was even up thinking of doing a slow departure from kiwi Farms before I even had the thread it just came it just I don't know

00:17:17 why it it just seems to me it just came fast to me in in this kind of way uh I think you joined in like two years ago 2023 but I didn't know that you knew it would bite you in the ass okay okay that makes sense that makes a lot of sense it's oh I don't want to piss my pants I'm sorry oh there it is I found it I found it it's like the fall of the Soviet Union and the the quick transition from communism to capitalism you know it's not going to go smoothly because yeah yeah I know that you're a communist and I don't I don't really

00:18:00 support communism I don't I don't think everything should be in a public domain but and I don't uh yeah I know it's like the fall of the German Democratic Republic ever since the USSR is departuring and like that I understand that excuse oh burp I understand that okay communism and capitalism are two very very different systems yeah yeah yeah I know that I know that capitalism capitalism is like you know you make you wanted to make the most money you wanted to create the biggest company ever you

00:18:53 wanted to do this and that I am not a capitalist I'm too stupid to be a capitalist even though I wish I was but no I don't live in Washington DC or uh Austin Texas or California I wish I would make the most money but that that that ain't going to happen that ain't going to happen come on speak up please I'm about to do a stream so hurry up a little bit so yeah I honestly I still don't like QB Farms I still hate most of what they represent but you know what well once it's on the internet you can't get rid of it forever

00:19:59 you can't you can't get rid of it forever it's always GNA be there on the internet no matter what no matter what you post it's always going to be on there okay I'm going to come with the terms that you know they can just make fun of me all they want honestly well that's part of freedom of speech and freedom of the press if they want to make fun of you or something I don't like normal people I really don't I hate normal people all normal people think about is white supremacy Hitler normal Supremacy and all this

00:20:44 racist that's what that's what normal people are thinking about today I know that normal black people are the fastest speakers in the world honestly I'm not a fast speaker I am very well actually that's another code for autism is slow slow syndrome you know I just don't care anymore I often I often let me get another beer sometimes I'll laugh with them when they make fun of me you know why because my glass house is destroyed and I just have to it sounds like you're filming this in the bathroom are you on

00:21:38 the toilet cuz maybe that's why uh you uh you can't show your screen maybe you're on the toilet examine the glass house and see what I did wrong everybody does wrongdoings okay in the past in the present and in the future and we all worry about the future okay I know the future is like the scariest part okay when when it comes to making fun of people and judging and blah blah blah blah blah yes I'm scared about the future too and I'm pretty sure most autistic people are scared of the future as well I know I know in say glass I

00:22:30 this is it's okay you can say it much as you want to man it doesn't really bother me but none unless if it's if it sounds annoying but it doesn't sound annoying you know you know dude you're psycho dude get help get mental help does your does your country uh does the part speak English do you speak Spanish I don't know maybe so yeah I'm honestly I I know that you live with your parents I know you live in Colombia home of the donkey but do what you got to do to make you happy okay do what you got to do to make you

00:23:32 happy I understand that you won't be happy ever again and nor does me but but try just try to make yourself happy try to entertain yourself commit to the anime characters without LMS that are blind that are like whatever have mutated hands or whatever and just really down that rabbit hole well you created a rabbit hole yourself and nor did and so did I but your rabbit hole is like deeper than mine you know you know and the reason why I try to cover my degeneracy is because I wanted to be become one of those

00:24:30 exposers because I couldn't take it anymore uh starting at 2020 or 2020 well I think it's 2022 yeah yeah it's it's 2022 I tried to cover it up by making Dustin nun videos Dan Soo videos and blah blah blah I don't talk about it very I don't talk about degeneracy very often but they found out so maybe that is me being a hypocrite but but I tried to cover it up so well that they try to find it I was trying to be funny but I wasn't trying to be sexual okay I remember I do remember Sheldon like being exposed by many people

00:25:26 for the farting content he does and you know what and even him he used to he used to comment reactively in a negative light to these kinds of people uh no I I mean actually I think those are the people that uh responded to me negatively if they respond to me negatively to me then I would do it back you know I didn't start this okay I I didn't start responding to them negatively but they were negative first okay so you know what at least you know what so when I don't think it's definitely not the farting I think it's

00:26:27 the hating you admit we endure the being made fun of together why not you know what why not well like well like like I said if we're gonna if I'm if I should die we should die together once blood is in the water you can't ring it out yeah the reason why it's a black screen because it's you know it's just it's just the internet that's shitty in Mexico it's kind of shitty in Mexico sometimes really shitty so I have to like record when the screen is pitch blacks just so I can get the message out as efficient as possible oh I wonder why

00:27:13 I wonder why oh my God yeah don't live in don't live in Colombia or Mexico because South America has a lot of shitty things literally it has a lot of shitty things and I live in America I live in uh Pennsylvania and like when you live in when you live in the town or next to the town the internet is like oh wow it's pretty fast you know were you born in South America H maybe get a green card if you can afford it you know move to why don't you move to Los Angeles or Texas or whatever yeah even if I was a Mexican boy if I

00:28:09 was a chico then I I would try to waste my money to uh get a green card a p a passport and move to Texas learn how to speak English uh how to be a expert in uh english- speaking um learn the American accent and just have a good time you know as long as I'm not doing anything illegal for to risk myself getting sent back to my country you know you know it is what it is I don't like illegal immigrants you know nobody does excuse me you know I've had a Fascination for weird weird weird things I I had a Fascination

00:29:14 for weird weird weird things so yeah I'm pretty sure everybody knows that I'm pretty sure everybody in the internet knows that um trying to contain it was a failure so that oh no I don't think you just failed once I think you failed all the way you didn't even TR you didn't even try to fail once and then try to be correct at all the time you just completely failed that's you know when when people are exposed the first response is to try to contain it yeah try to contain as much as possible but I try well I'm not saying

00:30:08 that like I'm trying to deny everything I try to say you know yeah but you don't understand what I've been going through you don't understand that nobody else is perfect in in life you know nobody is eventually it'll just become an a nuclear meltdown like you know Chernobyl how they tried to suppress that so yeah I'm basically going to be made fun of for the rest of my life and you know what hey guys uh do you think I should get uh kermes in a Discord call maybe I'll maybe I'll I'll I'll go talk to him and

00:30:58 do a little therapy because this is a therapy video for him right now but I don't know I'm trying to give you therapy I'm not kermes kermes does it look like I'm making fun of you right now no no I'm trying to help you dude prince and a couple of people except kiwi Farms we're trying to help you I'm I'm not making fun of you at all I'm telling I'm telling what you're doing okay I'm telling what you're doing what you can do how you're going to do it and the truth that like you are going around and

00:31:45 I'm not making fun of you dude I'm trying to help you dude okay geez let's I'm I'm just going to embrace it you know I'm just going to embrace it I've laughed at myself before I know kiwi Farms has serious doubts that I'm ever going to improve and that's fine with them I well you could try you can you could go to college and you can you can uh go to art class okay and you can uh try to learn learn some tutorials on how to draw actual anime I understand that you're into you're into anime and Japanese stuff

00:32:43 even though I'm not but you have the right to improve okay there's no such thing as you know I'll I I will I'll always be the same no you anybody can improve okay when I first playing guitar when I first started playing guitar I was like oh I don't think I'm I don't think I'm ever going to improve but my grandfather who was who was a uh retired uh Coast Guard uh veteran he uh he said Sheldon don't worry you just follow the basics you try you try to concentrate learn the keys strum at the exact time

00:33:35 and I did and I got better at the guitar and I started doing rehearsals for my guitar singing career and I was a great guitar player you know I I was I was a pretty good guitar player even though I don't even know how to do solos I don't know I I'm not very good at solos I don't know how to do a guitar solo but I was good at strumming the guitar and playing the notes and yeah yeah yeah yeah it was it was good it was really good I have serious doubts that I'm going to improve but that doesn't mean

00:34:18 that I'm not going to try well you can you listen listen that's fine that is fine okay that is fine but you can improve anytime you want okay you can try anytime you want to improve okay just ignore like oh you draw like a child and blah blah blah no no no no no you have the right to improve like learn some tutorials learn something and then you'll get the hang of it you know I know I'm going to fall into another hole again and that's just how it is that's just how it is cu that's how mentally impaired I

00:35:17 am you know that's well I know that you're mental and everything but you need help like I said I I said that before but get help get mental help okay so if I can't this beer has no vitamin D I'm surpr I'm shocked beat the Laughing crowd I must embrace the laughter at me yeah try to embrace yeah this is this this is what okay but yeah Sheldon's messaging at the last video the message about me the last part of the video has how much time do we have left wow 36 minutes as has like hasn't like me this

00:36:17 should have been a stream this should have been a stream but me me you understand okay you know what I'm done I'm done you know what I I'm not going to finish the end of that video but I'm done all right kermes please just get help try to improve your drawings do whatever you can to make you happy okay just try to get like a doctor okay if if you're degenerate and like you can't handle anything and your lifestyle sucks that bad okay try to get an appointment for a doctor and like I'm going to do like I'm

00:37:07 going to do uh next month but you know do what you got to do do whatever you like
Seems like he's only listening to Sheldon
 
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Seems like he's only listening to Sheldon
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This video is fucking hilarious from Sheldon, he just admits to literally anything without anyone asking him too. I'll upload a clip compilation later.

Sheldon, no one here would care about your diaper fetish if you didn't publicly post it on your youtube account multiple times. Just stop admitting to having a diaper fetish, and soon enough no one will know you have a diaper fetish.
 
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This video is fucking hilarious from Sheldon, he just admits to literally anything without anyone asking him too. I'll upload a clip compilation later.

Sheldon, no one here would care about your diaper fetish if you didn't publicly post it on your youtube account multiple times. Just stop admitting to having a diaper fetish, and soon enough no one will no you have a diaper fetish.
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What I find the funniest is that Alex agrees with everything Sheldon says even though it is completely wrong.

"Alex, I know you're a Columbian trans man who had a sex change. Here's my advice... What's a glass house? Is that some sort of new slang?"
 
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