Amouranth Shares Robbery Live Updates: 'I'm Covered in Blood' - Edited to add offical Newsweek story

Amouranth Shares Robbery Live Updates: 'I'm Covered in Blood'​


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Online streaming celebrity Amouranth has reassured fans after detailing an armed robbery overnight in which she was pulled from her bed and pistol whipped.

Amouranth, real name Kaitlyn Siragusa, said the gun-weilding assailants demanded crypto and told her to login to her phone. She said she then began posting on X, formerly Twitter, for help "because calling would be a death sentence."

"I'm being too robbed at gunpoint,"Amouranth wrote at 11:55 pm ET on Monday, adding "I'm being too [sic] robbed at gunpont" and "This is not a prank help."

Amouranth, known for her Twitch streams and ASMR-content, said she may have shot one of the attackers. She shared a video of police cars outside her gated home, telling fans she was going to the hospital.

"They pistol whipped me but I got one. I'm bleeding alot but stable going to hospital," she posted at 00:33 a.m. ET on Tuesday. "I believe I shot one of them they wanted crypto is what they were yelling they pulled me out of bed."


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Com noted this @Null. Um, no stories I can find yet. Newsweek and others now.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kaitlyn-siragusa-amouranth.112737/page-29#post-20733590 Her dedicated thread.
Apparent police call for it. Nothing confirmed off site yet --- Many confirmed


ETA MAJOR UPDATE

She's posted security video.


I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE CONFIRMED IT CAN GET
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This may genuinely surprise a lot of people but someone willing to do some murder for hire is probably more than willing to do a little robbery for way more money.
the only fuckup was the husband being ready for them somehow. They were expecting to pop him and then deal with her easy once he was dead.

Why did one of the intruders say "I'm so sorry" as she is opening the door for them? It all just seems very fishy.
 
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Gonna throw my hat in and say that it's not gayfabe.

Looks like an attempted robbery gone wrong and some details are exaggerated/misremembered.

If you've ever been robbed at gunpoint you'll know that adrenaline kicks in and your memory turns to shit, see tons of cases where initial witness testimony doesn't match video recordings. The retard posting it on twitter is probably doing so because that's what she's used to.

The risk vs reward of trying to setup a fake robbery, with what *seems* to be an actual shooting (if they guy in the video saying he got shot, did actually get shot), is retarded.

Schizos gonna schizo though I guess.
 
So let me get this series of events straight. The goal of the robbery is to force her, at gunpoint, to get on her phone and make a crypto transfer.

1. They likely know she lives with her husband, because this is a high stakes 8 digit robbery that you would plan for. They knew which of the buildings on the property she was in, either by pure luck or because they watched her go in earlier.

2. Despite this being something you could do quietly, for as long as it takes to confirm the transaction, they start the robbery by repeatedly shooting through her (locked?) bedroom door, potentially just killing her and definitely alerting all of the surrounding homes. The shooting was completely pointless because they end up smashing in the door anyways.

3. They then hold a gun to her head, but allow her to open Twitter and post that she is being robbed at gunpoint.

4. Per the early police statements to local news, the husband apparently does not hear repeated gunshots on the property (he is in the cuckshed guest house), but instead sees her social media posts that she's being robbed.

5. Amouranth states that they had masks and duct tape, but they do nothing to restrain her in the following minutes.

6. She somehow spins a tale that they need to go to another building on the property (the cuckshed), and they do not tape her mouth or restrain her for carefully and quietly moving outside across the property to the cuckshed without causing a scene. Despite Amouranth being someone who locks her bedroom door inside of her own house at night, the door to the guest house is unlocked to the outside world.

7. She sprints inside the cuckshed where her husband is waiting with a gun because he saw the social media posts, and per her report "she" (he) shoots one of them and leaves a "trail of blood all over the driveway"

8. Suspects then flee into the back yard of the property, which has high walls and would dump you into one of her neighbor's yards, which also have walls, when they could easily dip out through the front yard over a short wall. Amouranth says nothing about how they quickly got in/out through the back yard, which again has like 10 foot tall fences leading to bordering houses.

9. Almost 24 hours later there have been no reports of unknown circumstance gunshot wound victims at any Texas hospitals, despite Texas having mandatory gunshot wound reporting laws for health professionals

10. The timeline of her tweets and the security camera footage timestamps are incongruent with any kind of reasonable series of events

I will accept that maybe she was in shock and did not know what was going on, and doesn't remember correctly. But the rest of this does not make any sense. Was the goal here to spin a tale that she was being robbed, with a situation that escalates to them killing her husband? And her otherwise reasonable alibi is that she was under duress and led them to him, not knowing he would be prepared with a gun? If not then these are straight up the dumbest and least organized criminals of all time.
 
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i remember tons of people saying Luigi had some masterplan to be able to track that guy down right there. He was some trained assassin. Turns out he just went 'cmon guys, social engineering'. That they knew where she was and had crypto is the least odd thing. No matter what the husband and her have been dragged into interrogation rooms. What happens in those depends on the state. Sometimes you'll get a full video quickly, there's been quite a lot of Youtube criminals on them over the years (that would be an awesome release). Sometimes nothing like Luigi for a long time or ever.

I'm not that worried with the details of what actually happened, there's a lot of fog of war there. Crime interviewers main job is usually not so much about the facts of the case (like the specifics of how and who exactly shot at what time or this and that), but to put peoples' interviews against each other to find out if there were any shady setups. If she and husband had any fore knowledge of it... Lets just say I haven't seen many cases where they don't find out something like that fairly quick with interrogations quickly.
 
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So let me get this series of events straight. The goal of the robbery is to force her, at gunpoint, to get on her phone and make a crypto transfer.

1. They likely know she lives with her husband, because this is a high stakes 8 digit robbery that you would plan for. They knew which of the buildings on the property she was in, either by pure luck or because they watched her go in earlier.

2. Despite this being something you could do quietly, for as long as it takes to confirm the transaction, they start the robbery by repeatedly shooting through her (locked?) bedroom door, potentially just killing her and definitely alerting all of the surrounding homes. The shooting was completely pointless because they end up smashing in the door anyways.

3. They then hold a gun to her head, but allow her to open Twitter and post that she is being robbed at gunpoint.

4. Per the early police statements to local news, the husband apparently does not hear repeated gunshots on the property (he is in the cuckshed guest house), but instead sees her social media posts that she's being robbed.

5. Amouranth states that they had masks and duct tape, but they do nothing to restrain her in the following minutes.

6. She somehow spins a tale that they need to go to another building on the property (the cuckshed), and they do not tape her mouth or restrain her for carefully and quietly moving outside across the property to the cuckshed without causing a scene. Despite Amouranth being someone who locks her bedroom door inside of her own house at night, the door to the guest house is unlocked to the outside world.

7. She sprints inside the cuckshed where her husband is waiting with a gun because he saw the social media posts, and per her report "she" (he) shoots one of them and leaves a "trail of blood all over the driveway"

8. Suspects then flee into the back yard of the property, which has high walls and would dump you into one of her neighbor's yards, which also have walls, when they could easily dip out through the front yard over a short wall. Amouranth says nothing about how they quickly got in/out through the back yard, which again has like 10 foot tall fences leading to bordering houses.

9. Almost 24 hours later there have been no reports of unknown circumstance gunshot wound victims at any Texas hospitals, despite Texas having mandatory gunshot wound reporting laws for health professionals

10. The timeline of her tweets and the security camera footage timestamps are incongruent with any kind of reasonable series of events

I will accept that maybe she was in shock and did not know what was going on, and doesn't remember correctly. But the rest of this does not make any sense. Was the goal here to spin a tale that she was being robbed, with a situation that escalates to them killing her husband? And her otherwise reasonable alibi is that she was under duress and led them to him, not knowing he would be prepared with a gun? If not then these are straight up the dumbest and least organized criminals of all time.
A lot of this can be explained by
  • The robbers being retarded
  • You being a retard that can't get some parts of the timeline or simple facts correct
I don't think this is a setup, but if it is it would be interesting to know what the intent was. Kind of a stretch to try to get more simpbux this way when you're already in 8-9 digit net worth.

#9 is interesting though. Gonna be funny if it's like some movie where they have to decide whether his wound isn't that big of a deal, or if it is do they let him die or take him to the hospital? Or are they supercriminals who have a crooked veterinarian on standby? I (might) tune in tomorrow to find out.

And, agree on #10, timeline shows that the camera says 10:51 PM is when they got shot and fled, but she first tweeted about the robbery at 10:55 PM. Could be the camera time being off but who knows.
 
Hilary's getting old, she might have started slipping. The Clintons were due to miss one eventually.
And with Lizzie dead they can't outsource it, either.
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The robbers being retarded
Believe it or not, but most criminals tend to have low IQ's and little-to-no long-term planning abilities Which is why the biggest problem with them isn't tracking them down but finding space for all of them that isn't a shallow grave. Remember when everyone ran around screaming about a terror attack on the grid for a couple days, and then it turned out the guys were a couple of methheads who decided the easiest way to cut the power to a store (and its alarm) was to take out a small power substation?

The Payday gang these people are not.
 
The Payday gang these people are not.
I think the hardest part for most people to get over is that an ethot like her could outsmart even the dumbest group of idiots. Which I admit was my biggest 'this has to be a bunch of actors she got together for a lark' thing. I mean she pretty much couldn't have done any better if this was real unless she managed to kill shot them all or done it by hand.
 
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Like I'm seeing a lot of diehard doubters on twitter too and I can kind of understand it given her reputation (I'm not that familiar with it because I don't watch livestreamers) but there's plenty of people who follow crypto who are just saying "holy shit that is fucked" because they understand it is $20 million dollars and also "holy fuck was she stupid to put up a screenshot of it".
You must not be old enough to remember the balloon boy saga. I assure you, attention whores will do some incredibly retarded shit and lie about the wildest things imaginable for attention/fame/money.


This waste of oxygen is a certified attention whore. Shes lied about her stalker, shes lied about her husband being abusive all for personal gain. This is absolutely no different.
 
You must not be old enough to remember the balloon boy saga. I assure you, attention whores will do some incredibly retarded shit and lie about the wildest things imaginable for attention/fame/money.

Wasn’t there a streamer who was caught pretending to be disabled and couldn’t walk only for him to break character and get up mid stream?
 
You must not be old enough to remember the balloon boy saga. I assure you, attention whores will do some incredibly retarded shit and lie about the wildest things imaginable for attention/fame/money.

That's the hoax that turned out not to be a hoax and they convicted the guy based on his Japanese wife who didn't speak English very well saying "Yes?" as a question to ask the interrogators for clarification in the same way people say はい? in Japanese to do so. No, seriously, that guy got railroaded so hard and his conviction was pure bullshit. They literally said they would deport his wife if he didn't plead guilty. Fuck Wikipedia.
 
You must not be old enough to remember the balloon boy saga. I assure you, attention whores will do some incredibly retarded shit and lie about the wildest things imaginable for attention/fame/money.


This waste of oxygen is a certified attention whore. Shes lied about her stalker, shes lied about her husband being abusive all for personal gain. This is absolutely no different.
I was F5ing when balloon boy happened.

This is different. Read the thread. I don't understand what speds in here don't get - if you show off $20 million worth of crypto someone might just try to rob you.

The police have been called and shit is being investigated.
 
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That's the hoax that turned out not to be a hoax and they convicted the guy based on his Japanese wife who didn't speak English very well saying "Yes?" as a question to ask the interrogators for clarification in the same way people say はい? in Japanese to do so. No, seriously, that guy got railroaded so hard and his conviction was pure bullshit. They literally said they would deport his wife if he didn't plead guilty. Fuck Wikipedia.
Threat of deportation is a very real thing when youre an alien thats committed multiple crimes all the while embarrassed the government.
This is different. Read the thread. I don't understand what speds in here don't get - if you show off $20 million worth of crypto someone might just try to rob you.
Funny how this all works out for maximum publicity for her.

Lost no money.
Husband maybe killed a bad guy.
Didnt end up seriously hurt.

Win win. Amazing.

Wonder how all that security she pays for in her luxury mansion failed though? You know the same woman that supposedly already dealt with a oh so very serious stalker?
 
Threat of deportation is a very real thing when youre an alien thats committed multiple crimes all the while embarrassed the government.
Except they didn't do what they were accused of. Their kid was just a little shit who hid and they panicked. There was no hoax, just two parents who thought their kid was trapped on a fucking balloon and they literally thought he was going to die. Fuck you, nigger.
 
Threat of deportation is a very real thing when youre an alien thats committed multiple crimes all the while embarrassed the government.

Funny how this all works out for maximum publicity for her.

Lost no money.
Husband maybe killed a bad guy.
Didnt end up seriously hurt.

Win win. Amazing.

Wonder how all that security she pays for in her luxury mansion failed though? You know the same woman that supposedly already dealt with a oh so very serious stalker?
Read the thread you illiterate nigger. If this is gayfabe then she's going to get fucked for wasting police resources and a bunch of other shit.

"Funny how this all works out"... Nigger you sound like a retarded 12 year old who takes the short bus to downy school trying to use deductive reasoning like you're Sherlock Holmes or some shit. I bet you sit at home LARPing with a faggot smoking pipe and a dumbass Sherlock Holmes hat while you type this shit. It was the attempted theft of $20m USD you stupid faggot.

Jesus Christ I wish this website had an IQ test.
 
You know it’s funny those dogs of hers are like completely useless and uninterested in a group of dudes who apparently just broke into the house and shot her door open then pistol whipped her. Hell they don’t even react to them fleeing after the shots fired. lol.
 
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