Amouranth Shares Robbery Live Updates: 'I'm Covered in Blood' - Edited to add offical Newsweek story

Amouranth Shares Robbery Live Updates: 'I'm Covered in Blood'​

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Online streaming celebrity Amouranth has reassured fans after detailing an armed robbery overnight in which she was pulled from her bed and pistol whipped.

Amouranth, real name Kaitlyn Siragusa, said the gun-weilding assailants demanded crypto and told her to login to her phone. She said she then began posting on X, formerly Twitter, for help "because calling would be a death sentence."

"I'm being too robbed at gunpoint,"Amouranth wrote at 11:55 pm ET on Monday, adding "I'm being too [sic] robbed at gunpont" and "This is not a prank help."

Amouranth, known for her Twitch streams and ASMR-content, said she may have shot one of the attackers. She shared a video of police cars outside her gated home, telling fans she was going to the hospital.

"They pistol whipped me but I got one. I'm bleeding alot but stable going to hospital," she posted at 00:33 a.m. ET on Tuesday. "I believe I shot one of them they wanted crypto is what they were yelling they pulled me out of bed."

https://x.com/Amouranth/status/1896424149687656565

Com noted this @Null. Um, no stories I can find yet. Newsweek and others now.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kaitlyn-siragusa-amouranth.112737/page-29#post-20733590 Her dedicated thread.
Apparent police call for it. Nothing confirmed off site yet --- Many confirmed

ETA MAJOR UPDATE

She's posted security video.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE CONFIRMED IT CAN GET

https://x.com/HPOUTX/status/1896632649470669221

 

[74164978231]

Fuck you, nigger.

Eat shit and die balloon boy apologist.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Eat shit and die balloon boy apologist.

Choke on that fed boot, nigger.

 

[mlanguishi]

Jesus Christ I wish this website had an IQ test.

People don't have any idea how much this would destroy her if it's found fake. I mean she'd be better off running a drug ring and get caught really.

Piss off all crypto, gun, defense, major and minor news outlets, the cops. Everyone.

Really, fake e-drama 'oh my husband set this OF thing up, or did he' drama shit, BFD. It's so night and day lol.

 

[74164978231]

Piss off all crypto, gun, defense, major and minor news outlets, the cops. Everyone.

Really, fake e-drama 'oh my husband set this OF thing up, or did he' drama shit, BFD. It's so night and day lol.

Because attention whores have never done insanely retarded shit involving police?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_University_rape_accusation_controversy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_lacrosse_rape_hoax

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawana_Brawley_rape_hoax

 

[mlanguishi]

Because attention whores have never done insanely retarded shit involving police?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_University_rape_accusation_controversy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_lacrosse_rape_hoax

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawana_Brawley_rape_hoax

You prove my point, that all ruined their lives. I never said it's impossible, but you want to be national news and facing jail/exile and so on, that's the price.

 

[Fapcop]

https://x.com/Grummz/status/1896447496349688184 Grummz was pretty fast on it. So if this is faked that'll be bad on him since he added she's ok and in hospital. That'll be weird if he some how had near direct access to her.
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Ahaha, yeah it’s bullshit.

She “shot one of them”?!

She just had to add some girl boss garnish on top.

Nah man. Not buying it.

People don't have any idea how much this would destroy her if it's found fake. I mean she'd be better off running a drug ring and get caught really.

Why yes! Suure!

The simps that jerk off to her and fund her six figure lifestyle would close the browser window, zip up their pants and declare that: “These boobs may be magnificent but they have been sullied by lies and deceit! I can’t in good conscience fap to this woman anymore!”

Get real my guy.

 

[74164978231]

You prove my point, that all ruined their lives.

Mattress girl's live was not ruined. She graduated college all the while carrying her dumbass mattress across the stage.

Duke girl's life was already ruined, she was a stripper and was doing other fucked up shit besides lying about being raped

I wonder how many people of you believed Juicy Smollet when his "assault" happened.

 

[mlanguishi]

Mattress girl's live was not ruined. She graduated college all the while carrying her dumbass mattress across the stage.

Duke girl's life was already ruined, she was a stripper and was doing other fucked up shit besides lying about being raped

I wonder how many people of you believed Juicy Smollet when his "assault" happened.

Look if she faked it I'm not going to feel bad for being wrong hahah. It's her problem, not mine. I think it's real but I'm not gonna be 'omg who saw this coming' if it's fake either,.

 

[Ghostse]

They then hold a gun to her head, but allow her to open Twitter and post that she is being robbed at gunpoint.

As others said, criminals are often retarded. On a good day they usually have poor impulse control, add in adrenaline...

Specificlly on the part I quoted:
Most Crypto accounts have 2-factor authentication requiring you to provide a code or usually respond to something on your phone. So she would tell them she needs her phone for the 2FA passcode, and uses the distraction to tweet. She tweets because she's a social media addicted e-whore.

Going to the guest house, I would imagine she gives them a garbage code or something and says something like "I need to reboot the router, its in the guest house. It'll easier if I do it" so she's allowed to take them to the guest house - unbound but at gunpoint.

Also people bleed a lot from even minor gunshots. A lot.
The dude wasn't hit bad enough he couldn't get over a wall, he probably is going to be ok to pad it with gauze for the couple hour drive back to mexico. Provided they don't just have a hood surgeon they can hit up.

that or he bleed out and we'll be waiting for a body to turn up.

 

[skunt]

Going to the guest house

turn left at the hot tub streaming room, straight past the bikini warehouses. at whore crossroads, take a right and the glock is next to the router
if you can see the minecraft streams, you've gone too far.

 

[jertzog]

As others said, criminals are often retarded. On a good day they usually have poor impulse control, add in adrenaline...

Specificlly on the part I quoted:
Most Crypto accounts have 2-factor authentication requiring you to provide a code or usually respond to something on your phone. So she would tell them she needs her phone for the 2FA passcode, and uses the distraction to tweet. She tweets because she's a social media addicted e-whore.

I think the perpetrators thought it through, but not well enough. Sitting her at a table to monitor her use of the phone would keep her from pulling a fast one, and when they see she's past any pertinent 2FA challenges they can ziptie her or whatever. As long as she's not raped or tortured, "it's only money".
Another reason why it'd be better not to have involved the police at all. Call your insurance company and tell them your kidnap coverage needs to be redeemed, call your publicist to say you need time off, call your editor to arrange a content slowdown. But don't call the police and press to set off a potential copycat chain reaction.

 

[3-2-1836]

Whores are gonna whore

 

[Ghostse]

I think the perpetrators thought it through, but not well enough. Sitting her at a table to monitor her use of the phone would keep her from pulling a fast one, and when they see she's past any pertinent 2FA challenges they can ziptie her or whatever. As long as she's not raped or tortured, "it's only money".
Another reason why it'd be better not to have involved the police at all. Call your insurance company and tell them your kidnap coverage needs to be redeemed, call your publicist to say you need time off, call your editor to arrange a content slowdown. But don't call the police and press to set off a potential copycat chain reaction.

Now normally I would just say "Streamer? Insurance? Fucking lol" but this e-thot does seem to at have her financial house in order - reinvesting her simpbux into income-generating investements, etc. But I seriously doubt she has $20 million of buttcoin insurance.

 

[God of Nothing]

Believe it or not, but most criminals tend to have low IQ's and little-to-no long-term planning abilities Which is why the biggest problem with them isn't tracking them down but finding space for all of them that isn't a shallow grave. Remember when everyone ran around screaming about a terror attack on the grid for a couple days, and then it turned out the guys were a couple of methheads who decided the easiest way to cut the power to a store (and its alarm) was to take out a small power substation?

The Payday gang these people are not.

Good on them for making something of their stupidity
but that is funny as fuck

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

4. Per the early police statements to local news, the husband apparently does not hear repeated gunshots on the property (he is in the cuckshed guest house), but instead sees her social media posts that she's being robbed.

So the husband is sleeping in the cuckshed while his wife is sleeping in the main house with her bedroom door locked.

I don't know. That situation just increases the odds that this was an inside job.

 

[neger psykolog]

fund her six figure lifestyle

Correction: eight figure lifestyle

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

We need a Real or Fake poll.
I think it's total bullshit especially how calm she was during the robbery/home invasion.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

This neger guy is 100% one of her top donos

 

[neger psykolog]

Now normally I would just say "Streamer? Insurance? Fucking lol" but this e-thot does seem to at have her financial house in order - reinvesting her simpbux into income-generating investements, etc. But I seriously doubt she has $20 million of buttcoin insurance.

I don't think you can get it insured like that, you'd have to have it custodied by someone (which most crypto people are against). The reason being: why would any insurance company insure you for keeping $20 million USD of gold bars in your house when you could just keep them in a bank and have them insured there?

I mean I'm sure some company would insure it, but given how trivial it would be to have a "boating accident" or just steal it yourself and given the recent increase in similar crimes the premiums would be astronomical.

Because attention whores have never done insanely retarded shit involving police?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_University_rape_accusation_controversy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_lacrosse_rape_hoax

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawana_Brawley_rape_hoax

I get that she made allegations against her husband/pimp that were dubious but in the case of this robbery itself these are pretty poor comparisons. I don't know exactly how you phrase a staged robbery in comparison to those and given nothing actually ended up being stolen they either fucked up hardcore or it was just a robbery done by retards in the first place.

This neger guy is 100% one of her top donos

You can't say that word, it's racist!

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Wait she's still married? Or is this a new husbando?

This would be an incredibly elaborate fake and gay scheme but I 100% think that it is.

How would you get some guy's blood on you when the shots ring out and they're gone in a second? And how did the husband get a clear shot when she was the first one in the door?