Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[brooky]

Look at that reply from Misssuzysunshine about successfully dieting from 353 to 110. Tess must have eaten two boxes of Little Debbies after reading that.

And it looks like it took Suzy Sunshine 11 years! You think Tess has that kind of time lol?

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

What they should do is "My Fat Roommates" and put a few HAES social media influencers in a house. Tess, a slightly smaller fat model, a mean dyke and sassy black woman.

>Fishtank for deathfats
We could call it Whaletank. Dear Feeder would love it!

 

[Turquoise]

Here it is. She is positively out of breath. Special guest: Crocodile tears.
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It's funny how quickly 'strong independent woman' gave way to"tee hee I'm so nervous". It was no different from watching an actor break character in an outtakes reel.

 

[NoReturn]

Look how psyched she looks talking about "treats".

 

[Genuine Orientalist]

Look how psyched she looks talking about "treats".
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She’s been regressing in maturity recently and it’s incredibly embarrassing. Ever since the TED talk fail she’s seemed to have lost a lot of confidence and has been mimicking tiktok youth speak and mannerisms more and more. Her mean “clapbacks” and “joking” tweets about losing weight also point to her getting less functioning and mature and her feeling more insecure recently. It’s frankly very saddening to see her try so hard to act like someone she’s not.

 

[NoReturn]

mimicking tiktok youth speak and mannerisms more and more. Her mean “clapbacks” and “joking” tweets about losing weight also point to her getting less functioning and mature and her feeling more insecure recently. It’s frankly very saddening to see her try so hard to act like someone she’s not.

You're completely correct. Here's another Pacifica ad she posted to Instagram yesterday

Contrast that with similar sponcon for the same product from earlier:

This woman, by the way, is 38. So it's not like I'm comparing Tess to some zoomer.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

TLC loves internet z-listers and trashy reality shows. This pitch would be right up their alley. The only problem is that Mess has no one in her life and she's just not that interesting on her own.

If I want to see pathologically disordered eating, I'll watch Dr. Now make wisecracks about the dying elephants TLC rounds up for his freak show.

 

[FarmVille]

You're completely correct. Here's another Pacifica ad she posted to Instagram yesterday
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Contrast that with similar sponcon for the same product from earlier:
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This woman, by the way, is 38. So it's not like I'm comparing Tess to some zoomer.

Both of these women have awful skin

 

[NoReturn]

Both of these women have awful skin

Yer just a jealous haydur who doesn't have dewy vegan-snail-slime skin, sweaty.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

>Fishtank for deathfats
We could call it Whaletank. Dear Feeder would love it!

Add hungry fat chick and Chantal

 

[barbie meat]

Here it is. She is positively out of breath. Special guest: Crocodile tears.
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What is it with narcissists and having one story from when they were 11/12 that they reach for to show how smart and trailblazing and "not like other girls" they are and Have Always Been? Meghan Markle does it too, with the whole dish soap story. I don't know about you guys, but I can think of several anecdotes from just the past year that are more entertaining and, yes, even inspiring, than anything I said or did when I was fucking 12.

Anyway, that was embarrassing. I have a feeling we're going to hear this story again (if she ever gets another pity interview or talk show appearance) as she tries desperately to "get it right" without stumbling over her words like that, to soothe the narcissistic injury that gaffe gave her.

 

[The Hardest R]

Just a reminder that Tubbers has attempted weight loss before on numerous occasions and the typical average weight loss run lasts just a couple days.

What is it with narcissists and having one story from when they were 11/12 that they reach for to show how smart and trailblazing and "not like other girls" they are and Have Always Been? Meghan Markle does it too, with the whole dish soap story. I don't know about you guys, but I can think of several anecdotes from just the past year that are more entertaining and, yes, even inspiring, than anything I said or did when I was fucking 12.

Anyway, that was embarrassing. I have a feeling we're going to hear this story again (if she ever gets another pity interview or talk show appearance) as she tries desperately to "get it right" without stumbling over her words like that, to soothe the narcissistic injury that gaffe gave her.

I wonder if it actually happened at all. We need a fact checker. She lies so much about everything that I always get suspicious when there’s a just-so story that perfectly fits within her narrative. Just like her lies that she says now that perfectly fits her narrative.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

What is it with narcissists and having one story from when they were 11/12

I'm guessing the onset of puberty.

• Adolescence brings significant physical, emotional, and psychological changes.
• Puberty ushers in hormonal shifts that affect mood and behavior.
• A search for identity and independence symbolizes this period.
• Teen girls often face peer pressure and societal expectations, making parental support and guidance crucial.
  https://medium.com/@raihanamapple/the-journey-of-a-womans-life-from-baby-girl-to-old-age-d5ec684bae43

Tess is fat, and her Ted talk gave me so much second-hand embarrassment I couldn't watch it. I've been so looking forward to it.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Not to give Tess the benefit of the doubt (definitely not), but keep in mind that memories change over time and especially change when facing repeated story-tellings before an approving audience (including individual listeners).

Scientists have demonstrated that, as the years go by, much of what we think we remember is false. It seems our brains can't store every detail we experience, so we recall the gist of events — enough to create a story that makes sense to us. Every time we recall a story or tell it to others, we change small bits depending on whether our audience looks fascinated, or bored.

If you google "memory distortion" or "false memories" there is some fascinating info. Also, look up the McMartin Pre-school Trial if you want to be paranoid forever.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I remember reading about an experiment where a bank robbery was staged. I THINK the participants all knew it was bogus.

The incredible variety of witness reports was absolutely wild and they were all being as honest as you could hope for.

Memories can be strange, especially when they involve traumatic events.

My favourite LEO tells me the po-po always groan when there are a lot of witnesses as differences in their accounts can slow an investigation.

 

[NoReturn]

I missed a video! She posted these, but the video they're based on doesn't seem to exist anymore.

Another ad:

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Damn, Tessie is finally breaking the moon face barrier. In some of these recent videos you can see that her chin is finally losing a heroic struggle against a coordinated pincer movement, with face fat pressing hard from above and neck fat moving in from below.
Soon she'll have a zero definition deathfat face. I'm excited to see how she reacts to the end of any remaining (implausible) claim to beauty.

 

[JesusChristSuperstar]

I missed a video! She posted these, but the video they're based on doesn't seem to exist anymore.

These are in response to the Pacifica ad you archived last week. You can see one of comments she replied to is currently the top comment on the video right now.

 

[Barbarella]

Meaningless but I noticed she changed her nails in her Pacifica mid-video. Did they decide they didn’t like clowns or did she just want them shorter? Didn’t look like they were grown out. She kept the same color palette but shortened them.

More important is the greasy first shot. That product highlights every pore. I’m not sure why she keeps coating her skin. You want hydration? Drink water, don’t put dimethecones all over your face.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

I apologize for the sperg, but what the fuck are those glasses? Why? They're hideous. Is she trying to distract everyone from her gargantuan body with them, or what?