Magic The Gathering

I actually tried to also staple the Ragavan treasure token + impulse draw on it too but was getting to like 10 lines of text by that point. We aren't quite to that point of late stage MTG death.
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Needs to be an angel and Phyrexian too.

Needs Poison 2-
ThoughtSneed, Shadow of ThoughtChuck
Phyrexian White Mana and a Phyrexian Black Mana
Legendary Phyrexian Demon Dragon Vampire Angel
4/1 Vigilance Toxic 2 First Strike

0: Target player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it. That player exiles that card. You lose 3 life. Active only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Cycling 2 or Hybrid Phyrexian Black/White

Disturb Sacrifice 5 Permanents

He who can't Sneed
Legendary Phyrexian Demon Dragon Vampire Angel Avatar Spirit
X/X
Haste
Ward X
Annihilator X
Toxic X
X is equal to 13 minus your life total
 
Why not just give both sides changeling to clean up that godawful type line? Or is that the joke?
I debated doing so originally, but I thought of adding disturb to it which would then make it a spirit so I thought it would be funnier to add more types.
I also debated making it a flip walker, but I didn't want to write more text and think of loyalty ability costs.
 
The Simpsons will eventually happen, but at the moment they seem to be targeting the millennial crowed with their UB sets it seems.
This does raise a question in my head which is what UB sets couple the pick to onboard zoomers and alpha?
As if they are hitting the fire while it is hot on Franchises with Universes Beyond, Marvel and Avatar are OH SO FUCKING RELEVANT.
 
As if they are hitting the fire while it is hot on Franchises with Universes Beyond, Marvel and Avatar are OH SO FUCKING RELEVANT.
I would actually say Avatar is a good choice as despite the attempts to murder the property people are still massive fans of it and there is a film coming out soon plus that new series. It's also the closest they are going to get to a waifu set as the female and hell even the male characters are popular in those kind of communities.

Also there will be news going around about a particular individual who will pay top dollar for all alt arts and serialized Azulas.
 
I would actually say Avatar is a good choice as despite the attempts to murder the property people are still massive fans of it and there is a film coming out soon plus that new series.
there are people who grew up watching it who are now of an age to whale out a bit, but It's been 2 decades since the end of the first series and that was the only thing worth a shit about the Franchise. The movie was trash, Korra was even worse.

Like does anyone who isn't a terminally online consoomer care about the new series?
 
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You know we are gonna meme Universes Beyond : The Simpsons into existence with this shit posting right?
All you have to do is tell Mark Rosewater that it's an Unset. Roll Futurerama into it and it will at least be less cringe then Dr. Who or Transformers.

In this completely serious-lore free hellhole we find ourselves in I wish to tap my Treehouse of Horrors and cast Steamed Hams
 
The Simpsons will eventually happen, but at the moment they seem to be targeting the millennial crowed with their UB sets it seems.
This does raise a question in my head which is what UB sets couple the pick to onboard zoomers and alpha?
Which is going to be first? South Park UB, Simpsons UB, or Simpsons MTG episode?

there are people who grew up watching it who are now of an age to whale out a bit, but It's been 2 decades since the end of the first series and that was the only thing worth a shit about the Franchise. The movie was trash, Korra was even worse.
I have a younger cousin who is preparing to whale out...

@Useful_Mistake You are gonna buy the Beach Episode Azula art Magic the Gathering card when the set comes out in The Winter of this year right?
Now if they do Ty Lee....
 
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