On his Melton call-in he said he's already "politely pushing the court and Kayla" to give him an extra day, either Wednesday or Saturday. If he gets it, he will set up a fan meeting. This Vegas adventure has potential.
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
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Got to make sure that Trust Fund money doesn't dry up.
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Fun fact: anything Nick says can be ignored because it's just the result of whatever nigger just blew a load in his asshole.
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The Cringetastic Four
Coomalot: Able to contort and bend himself backwards for unearned clout
Xia: The Invisible Woman in every video call live stream, just sitting there doing nothing
Rekieta: Setting himself and his family life ablaze, "FLAME ON!"
Cecil Says: I had to look up who the fuck he even is, so I guess my entire joke here falls apart, unless someone else can equate him with The Thing...
Coomalot: Able to contort and bend himself backwards for unearned clout
Xia: The Invisible Woman in every video call live stream, just sitting there doing nothing
Rekieta: Setting himself and his family life ablaze, "FLAME ON!"
Cecil Says: I had to look up who the fuck he even is, so I guess my entire joke here falls apart, unless someone else can equate him with The Thing...
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Aaron's cock was so good that it's literally the only thing he thinks about now"Hey guys... listen... I have GOT to talk to you about Aaron's penis."
What does he do during the day? Plan the trial he's making his wife go through to hurt Aaron, watch Aaron's show and
He's traveling in a couple months to go to an event because the host hates Aaron almost as much as him.
His entire life literally revolves around Aaron's cock now. Aside from galaxy gas he doesn't seem to have any hobbies or interests.
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Having gay cuck sex is automatically homosexual. But obsessing about the other dude's dick makes you an abolute faggot. Not just fag levels of queer, but gigantic homo queer levels of fucking fag."Hey guys... listen... I have GOT to talk to you about Aaron's penis."
It's impossible to be more gargantuan a fucking queer homo fag than Nick.
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I love it when Nick tries posturing about any capacity for violence, no matter how small.
It's like, bruh, we've all seen your shoulders. You're halfway to being a thalidomide flipper baby. It's physiologically impossible for you to punch someone with any amount of power. You got a black eye last year either from your wife or one of your school age children. Why do you say these retarded, easily mockable things?
Aaron is an effeminate skinny-fat. I'm sure he can't fight worth a damn. But he, at the very least, has the vaguely human-like physical proportions required to throw a punch.
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You'd think constantly punching himself in the head like a retard would've buffed him up a bit.
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There's... just too much autism to go into here this late at night. Super short version is he's a Comicsgate guy that did a book called "Cash Grab" that took years to come out (in the usual CG fashion) and he's an Anna simp.
Yeah, I guess he's the closest to The Thing among those four. He's big and dumb. There you go.
I'm glad you're in this thread AnOminous. Because whenever I think I'm too disgusted with Nick, I read your posts and realize, if anything, I just might not be disgusted enough.
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It's hilarious because he is a weak, etiolated skelly. Anyone encountering this weak skelly faggot could beat him senseless.
Lmao Nick. What a weak loser. You could just walk up to him and punch him in the face.
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This deserves so much mockery and analysis. I'm not in the mood, but here's a quick try.
Rekieta, your voice has ALWAYS been whiny. Voices, like height or - I dunno - penis size, cannot generally be changed, and it's fine as long as people LIKE you. Therein lies the issue.
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This is the smartest thing you can do when dealing with a drug addict that absolutely refuses to admit any fault. You cut them out of your life completely and move on. Any explanation as to why will be argued against or willfully misunderstood, so even bothering with one is just a waste of time.
Are there exceptions? Sure, they're rare, and being someone's high school pal isn't one of them.
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What a weird way to misspell “consequences of our own actions”.
Who’s the chick shamelessly showing off her rack?
LMAO!
Yea that shiny law career he had going into the office twice a week to shuffle papers and look at the occasional contract? POOF! Gone! What a shame!
LMAO!
Yea that shiny law career he had going into the office twice a week to shuffle papers and look at the occasional contract? POOF! Gone! What a shame!
Notice the camera placement. The two women make sure their chest is visible, and are even matching. (Coordinated outfits?)
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The SECOND Karen Read trial is happening, the pre-trial motions were an absolute delight to watch with good lawyer commentary.
And Nick is over here doing THIS garbage?
Way to go Sir Balldolot.
Just keep taking Ls.
And Nick is over here doing THIS garbage?
Way to go Sir Balldolot.
Just keep taking Ls.
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This is pirate software levels of retarded. He's going to try and alter his voice because he hates being called a faggot.
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I guess you could say that. He would be the comic relief of the group.
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Cecil: Failed husband, father and business owner. Turned by forces beyond human understanding into a fat divorced alcoholic oaf. While the other members of the Fantastic Four have benefitted at times from their new powers, Cecil’s powers have caused him tremendous pain. Evoking ridicule and humiliation wherever he goes, he can never hope to live a normal life and will always be seen as a monster.....a "thing" rather than a human being.
Nick doesn't like to brag about being a fighter, but he is also vastly experienced. The list of martial arts he's done just keeps expanding,
Sweaty grappling with Drexel and swordfighting. Lots and lots of swordfighting.
Sweaty grappling with Drexel and swordfighting. Lots and lots of swordfighting.
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And let's not forget, Drexel KNEW Rekieta was a degenerate. We all remember that clip in which Drexel is talking to Legal Tardset, and he's saying 'People think I'm a scumbag because I groomed a few children. But let me tell you, I'm an angel compared to Nick. I've known him a long time and he's at least as big a scumbag as I am.'
Drexel is a man who's spent his whole life avoiding other black people because he's so terrified that he'll be infected by their niggerish behaviour. Of course he's going to cut Rekieta dead when he decides he's going to go 100% porch monkey, engaging in cocaine frenzied group sex while the kids sit hungry and filthy like the kids in the workhouse from Oliver Twist.
"Please Uncle Aaron. We want some more Spaghetti-o's!"
Drexel might be a degenerate, but he's not a fool. He's been around Rekieta and seen enough of his behaviour to know which way is up. Sometimes you just gotta cut a guy out of your life, no matter how deep and long standing your previous connection has been. Failing to do so is just a way of ruining your own life and Drexel's mama taught him better than that.