Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Alabaster Disaster]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

It has to be a rogue Janny then, probably the one that always said no to Destiny.

@Alabaster Disaster You should update the community happening post.

Done. Thanks fren.

 

[Eventide]

It's quite telling how many people are thread tourists don't know Ethan has Tourette Syndrome. He's probably stressed out so it's acting up.
But I'll be honest, I'm a thread tourist as well. I just know that cause I used to watch H3H3 back when it was good.

Ethan may have Tourettes tics, but that doesn't rule out him also doing Adderall, or Bolivian Marching Powder. I don't give a fuck enough to re-watch today's H3's episode and take screenshots, but Ethan is clearly fiddling with something on his lap, putting it under his fingernail. Make of that what you will.

Anyway, on the topic of today's episode of h3, Ethan dropped some very revealing facts related to his falling out with Trisha:

At the time of the Frenemies break-up, Ethan and Trisha had been offered a Frenemies reality show (which they declined), and more importantly: Spotify was interested in Frenemies. Ethan said (somewhat angrily, so I'd imagine he wasn't lying) that his falling out with Trisha cost him tens of millions of dollars in deals.

& now we know why Ethan relentlessly cyberbullied Trisha after she quit Frenemies, and became a bitter angry curmudgeon. Ethan thought Frenemies was his ticket to becoming the next Joe Rogan (as well as earning millions from a Spotify deal), and Trisha torpedoed those chances by running off to marry Moses.

Ethan really ran his mouth on today's h3 episode. He lied more about Adam Mcintyre - the gay celebrity drama Youtuber (and friend of Trisha) who Ethan randomly accused of trying to romance scam his (i,e. Ethan's) elderly mother. Ethan called Adam a dirty rat loser (I guess he wanted to say faggot but didn't want to get demonetized) & pretty much insulted Olivia (the h3 chick who can't put makeup on properly) for being friends with him.

He spends most of the show nowadays talking about watches and whining about Hasan.

...on the topic of Ethan's luxury watches, anyone suspect they're just replicas? There's subreddits dedicated to replica fake watches, for a thousand dollars or less, you can get a fake watch from China identical to 30,000 watches.

 

[AssignedEva]

1:40
...Activists, creators, are actively participating in this gaslighting to make it seem like I'm fucking crazy! *frantically checks hand to make sure it's still there*
I can't believe this isn't a bit

The real crazy bit is him claiming that iDubbz and Anisa would get murdered by his snarkers if they defended him. He's gone even further into his gangstalking paranoia because he rejects the possibility that he's driving everyone away by acting like a schizo.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

That motherfucker is FLYING on drugs. The bouncing chair, constantly spazzing his wrist around. I need warski to analyze this shit.

And here I was, thinking he was getting skinny to be healthy for his kids…

Nope, just turns out he’s fucking on cocaine because LA.

Spoiler: What I was gonna joke about

I was about to say that he should give Hila some of that cocaine and then maybe his podcast would be remotely entertaining. But I realize that she probably shouldn’t do any cocaine cause if she does it will probably just give her PTSD flashbacks of all those Palestinian children she mowed down with her drum-fed M16

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

The sniffing and coughing maybe, but the wrist thing is probably his tourettes.

Fun fact. Drugs make tourette's worse

https://www.neurology.org/doi/10.1212/WNL.40.6.999#:~:text=Of%204%20patients%20with%20cocaine,crack%E2%80%9D%20for%20the%201s

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Fun fact. Drugs make tourette's worse

https://www.neurology.org/doi/10.1212/WNL.40.6.999#:~:text=Of%204%20patients%20with%20cocaine,crack%E2%80%9D%20for%20the%201s

100% Ethan is gonna gaslight everyone that he’s just got Tourette’s and we are the assholes for saying he’s on drugs.

Ethan’s ticks are extremely well documented and normally in healthy people Tourette’s gets better not worse. (Well more managed than better I would say).

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

His fanbase think he's cool, I guess, but even with his Ozempic weight loss nobody's simping over him

i know its not what we're talking about but Ethan looks awful skinny, i know Ozempic does something and thats why all the people losing weight because of it look awful but its crazy how bad he looks skinny.

Ethan doesn't have friends, he has people he manipulates into forming relationships with him so he can make money off of their dumb antics.

yes we know he's jewish, can we move on?

He's gone even further into his gangstalking paranoia because he rejects the possibility that he's driving everyone away by acting like a schizo.

yes we know he's jewish

 

[gay]

Why wouldn't they protect a unique content creator that gives their platform popularity? It's not about morality, it's business.

you're talking about the platform that banned Trump for Jan 6, and banned big earners like Dr. Disrespect while they could've easily sweeped for him just like they do for Hasan and his sycophants.

it's why Adin Ross and Destiny stay banned, Twitch can deal with the brand risk of harboring these two retards (as long as they're tankies) but they're more concerned about having two ideological opponents to challenge the politics that Twitch wants to promote, even if their unbans just mean they'll be able to appear on someone else's stream.

even someone like Asmongold whose chat is 99% chud incarnate finds himself agreeing with most things Hasan says whenever they do collide, if Asmon was as vocal for conservative ideals as he was about bitching about DEI/ESG/woke shit on his stream he'd also be exiled to Kick/YouTube in spite of what he earns for Twitch.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

At this point I think Ethan has to consider using the big guns against his biggest enemy...
(Over a million hours in paint was wasted to make this)

 

[Drama Trauma]

Ethan got betrtayed by idubbbz the same way he betrayed Jordan Peterson. For clout and new fan base.

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

He sounds like he's recording this from inside a gas chamber actively filling with Zyklon B.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Ethan got betrtayed by idubbbz the same way he betrayed Jordan Peterson. For clout and new fan base.

If it makes him feel better it almost certainly won’t help Ian at all.

 

[Korpon]

He sounds like he's recording this from inside a gas chamber actively filling with Zyklon B.

Good thing there's wooden doors or else it'd be a tragedy...

 

[BrentHatleyisaCuck]

You’re retarded as fuck. It’s been beyond clear for a decade that these corporations have ideological goals that are above those of making money, otherwise they’d start pandering to normal people and stop making everything a shitty libtard slop fest that flops and makes entire game and film studios close down.

You’re either the most retarded boomer faggot on earth or a coping leftoid who doesn’t understand communist corporations (corporations ran by communists) do exist and that it was written in the communist manifesto for commies to seize control of corporations to promote communist ideals and send the money towards building communism

I am a boomer, but I think you're being short sighted here. Yes there exists an ideological bias, but it's not because they believe in it. Twitch knows their lane. They pander to ideological lefties because these lefties are fucking retards with money. "Normal" people and conservatives aren't sending in superchats, donos or whatever the fuck. A retard lefty gives a site like twitch their CC info and think by consuming lefty slop and sending lefty slop money they are fighting a cause. Retard lefties are a way more profitable audience to pander to.

Or maybe they are secret commies looking to wreck the US? If so, stop consuming their content. I personally would rather listen to my enemy speak openly about their retard plans.

you're talking about the platform that banned Trump for Jan 6, and banned big earners like Dr. Disrespect while they could've easily sweeped for him just like they do for Hasan and his sycophants.

it's why Adin Ross and Destiny stay banned, Twitch can deal with the brand risk of harboring these two retards (as long as they're tankies) but they're more concerned about having two ideological opponents to challenge the politics that Twitch wants to promote, even if their unbans just mean they'll be able to appear on someone else's stream.

even someone like Asmongold whose chat is 99% chud incarnate finds himself agreeing with most things Hasan says whenever they do collide, if Asmon was as vocal for conservative ideals as he was about bitching about DEI/ESG/woke shit on his stream he'd also be exiled to Kick/YouTube in spite of what he earns for Twitch.

I don't know, I definitely might be wrong on this. I feel like Twitch is just a streaming site. If it's an actual secret undercover plot to spread communism in America I just wonder how they force people to watch it?

 

[Nothing Worth]

Does anyone have any proposals on what could happen that would make Ethan happy and lay down the nose candy?

I really don't think there's anything that would get him to stop what he's doing and being a bitter, coke addled, and broken man. Did he truly believe that Hasan would be omega cancelled and Twitch deleted from the internet or otherwise forced to be "pro-Jew" at gunpoint from the content nuke? Consequences for Twitch and Hasan may be in the pipeline but none of that was going to happen instantly. Did he think Hasan would watch the nuke on stream, compliment the production values, and apologize profusely to him? Does he think he can intimidate and sue all criticism of him on Reddit out of existence?

His employees can't say anything, his wife endorses what he's doing, he's got people in his ear like Dan Saltman egging him on. He needs to have a medical incident to be saved from himself.

 

[gay]

I don't know, I definitely might be wrong on this. I feel like Twitch is just a streaming site. If it's an actual secret undercover plot to spread communism in America I just wonder how they force people to watch it?

who said anything about any of it being secret? Twitch's history of inconsistent moderation predates these political streamers and the preferential treatment has only been more blatant ever since.

if they were in it solely for the money they would've kept Adin Ross on board who had over 70k paying subscribers (for reference Hasan is at 47k right now) at one point, people like Andrew Tate wouldn't feel compelled to delete his account because he had the foresight that he'd be similarly ostracized if he let Twitch ban his account so that he couldn't collab anymore, of course these commentators have audiences that pay out the ass for them because tossing money to millionaires isn't an exclusive liberal activity, you're underestimating the amount of disenfranchised young men who are also into streaming culture who'll similarly piss their money away.

there exists both a political and monetary bias within Twitch's moderation, it's why some high earning streamers are on their 10th ban and can get away with just about anything while some other streamers are handed 30 day bans for seemingly minor infractions at Twitch's discretion for a first offense. it is clear there's a lot of leniency for liberal commentators on Twitch while conservative commentators get ousted sooner rather than later because it's clear Twitch doesn't want them there, so they're on YouTube or Kick instead.

 

[BigPeanut]

He sounds like he's recording this from inside a gas chamber actively filling with Zyklon B.

Why is he using zyklon B, does this rat have fleas? Zyklon B is just a simple delouser, that even the allies sprayed the Jews with when they got them from the camps.

 

[V4L_Penis]

Ethan got betrtayed by idubbbz the same way he betrayed Jordan Peterson. For clout and new fan base.

What did Mr. Anisa Jomha even do to Ethan besides not involving himself in Ethan’s gay little feud with his former editor?

 

[FootballBuff]

It's quite telling how many people are thread tourists don't know Ethan has Tourette Syndrome. He's probably stressed out so it's acting up.
But I'll be honest, I'm a thread tourist as well. I just know that cause I used to watch H3H3 back when it was good.

Normally I would be inclined to agree but he's going fucking CRAZY with that sniffling. He's got the sniffles worse than Rekieta on a coke bender.

Also the ban is literally INSANE. Especially if it actually is for him publicizing what Hasan already stated ON TWITCHES OWN PLATFORM. This has to be some sort of automated AI moderation algorithm or some shit that sent up a red flag because even if it were a rouge jannie at Twitch or just Twitch themselves I have a hard time believing they would be so RETARDEDLY BLATANT, as to give Hasan a 1 day ban then IMMEDIATELY ban his biggest critic for the exact thing Hasan should have been banned for.

Edit: I typed this out before I read the ban was reversed. Definitely some rouge jannie, never underestimate the retardation of jannies.

 

[clipartfan92]

Edit: hate to link from reddit but its the fastest way to find it because everyone has been clipping it when it happens and putting it in the snark sub, heres just one example: https://www.reddit.com/r/h3snark/comments/1irw6bn/ethan_once_again_asking_for_adhd_medication_from/

https://archive.ph/wgVu7

Heres a clip from November same topic: https://www.reddit.com/r/h3snark/comments/1gxl1a7/ethan_asks_his_employee_for_adderall_again/

https://archive.ph/P5uIi

The other two links in the post I quoted have been deleted.