Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cherry Milk]

So greasy

 

[Lookie-lou]

I apologize for the sperg, but what the fuck are those glasses? Why? They're hideous. Is she trying to distract everyone from her gargantuan body with them, or what?

Comically massive frames is an old selfie thinning trick. Like stripes for chubby people on a night out 70 years ago.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Enormous glasses are meant to fake an oversized look, making Tess’ massive head look smaller by comparison. It fails because we have eyes and are not the paper doll cutouts hitting “like” and “add to cart” that Tess thinks we are.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

The retarded bangs don't help the glasses. That's such a bad look for her.

Also, Tess? If you're going to try to claim you're so happy with your big fat, cake farting life, try not to be visibly seething while doing so.

No one has ever told Tess that successful influencers either don't read the comments at all, just don't respond publicly to the nasty ones, or hire someone to read them and reply to the kind ones. Acting like Tess did in that video just alienates viewers, which in turn alienates sponsors. It's amazing that after all these years of losing sponsorships and friends because of her behavior that she still doesn't get it. Narcs, man.

 

[NoReturn]

No one has ever told Tess that successful influencers either don't read the comments at all, just don't respond publicly to the nasty ones, or hire someone to read them and reply to the kind ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUSKB_j--A

 

[Dr. Butt]

Why did her head get so long? Is it the filter she uses? She looks like a less attractive Rocky Dennis. And not even IRL lil gremlin Rocky Dennis, she looks like the grody movie prosthetic version.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

So greasy

Why buy this random skincare company's products when you can just not shower for 2 weeks for free? You'd still look and smell better than her.

 

[The Hardest R]

Why did her head get so long? Is it the filter she uses? She looks like a less attractive Rocky Dennis. And not even IRL lil gremlin Rocky Dennis, she looks like the grody movie prosthetic version.

Even the best of filters can only do so much.

Why buy this random skincare company's products when you can just not shower for 2 weeks for free? You'd still look and smell better than her.

She’s a bath type of person and you can imagine the Herculean efforts to get out of the tub. She comes off as one of those disgusting people who likes to say she doesn’t smell. Gigafats like her have a funk to them even when they do shower.

 

[NoReturn]

Tessy on reality in fiction

She’s a bath type of person and you can imagine the Herculean efforts to get out of the tub. She comes off as one of those disgusting people who likes to say she doesn’t smell. Gigafats like her have a funk to them even when they do shower.

I think that smell must be metabolic in nature. It comes out of their pores and breath.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Jesus she's so uneducated and dull. Her vocabulary and the way she expresses herself is so undeveloped and basic.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

We date men for the same reason you want to: because sexuality isn't a choice.

 

[Sharon Tater Tot]

ou're completely correct. Here's another Pacifica ad she posted to Instagram yesterday
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Not afraid to admit that it's making me MATI that she didn't put her stupid bangs up in a headband to actually wash her forehead with the rest of her face.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Hello, late here. This thread has as many pages as there are rolls on Tess' body, and I tried Googling and searching on the farms but cannot find more information on her ex-husband being abused by her. Everything that has to do with abuse seems to imply that she was the one who was being abused. I want to know what actually happened. I am not surprised that a delusional attentionwhoring deathfat is being abusive to their spouse and tries to play victim.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Nothing happened, AFAIK. She's just fat.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Tessy on reality in fiction

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I think that smell must be metabolic in nature. It comes out of their pores and breath.

Well well well, somebody's a little salty. Most girlies don't have their dates run away in the middle of the date, Ryann.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Hello, late here. This thread has as many pages as there are rolls on Tess' body, and I tried Googling and searching on the farms but cannot find more information on her ex-husband being abused by her. Everything that has to do with abuse seems to imply that she was the one who was being abused. I want to know what actually happened. I am not surprised that a delusional attentionwhoring deathfat is being abusive to their spouse and tries to play victim.

Some literal whore who was sleeping with Tess' ex came on here a couple-three years ago and claimed that he said she would block doorways with her body during arguments. I can't remember her handle, but try looking through the highlights.

However, they're both narcissistic twats, and the one thing all narcs do is lie to make the people they hate look bad. That whore was just repeating what Nick told her, and while I personally believe that of Tess, it's just he said she said.

I don't believe either of them are victims of actual abuse, just retarded narcissists being assholes to each other. The children? Yes, absolutely abused. The adults? Nah.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Hello, late here. This thread has as many pages as there are rolls on Tess' body, and I tried Googling and searching on the farms but cannot find more information on her ex-husband being abused by her. Everything that has to do with abuse seems to imply that she was the one who was being abused. I want to know what actually happened. I am not surprised that a delusional attentionwhoring deathfat is being abusive to their spouse and tries to play victim.

He misled her about his finances & cheated on her, she only married him because she thought he was rich & stood in a doorway once so he couldn't walk past because she's the same size as a doorway.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Tessy on reality in fiction

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I think that smell must be metabolic in nature. It comes out of their pores and breath.

Aww she's so cute and girly saying ick especially when she's wearing the official tranny child predator glasses.
I literally can't *giggle, she yucks my yum.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Old Jewish guy glasses

 

[The Hardest R]

Some literal whore who was sleeping with Tess' ex came on here a couple-three years ago and claimed that he said she would block doorways with her body during arguments. I can't remember her handle, but try looking through the highlights.

However, they're both narcissistic twats, and the one thing all narcs do is lie to make the people they hate look bad. That whore was just repeating what Nick told her, and while I personally believe that of Tess, it's just he said she said.

I don't believe either of them are victims of actual abuse, just retarded narcissists being assholes to each other. The children? Yes, absolutely abused. The adults? Nah.

I concur with this assessment. Nobody involved is credible. As I always say, with few exceptions, water finds its level in life. Both Nick and Ryann are losers and Ryann only kicked Nick to the curb when she could no longer pretend he’s a multimillionaire stud. It was a green card marriage and they had zero mutual respect for each other with both of them openly cheating on the other. It’s a shame they had to bring a child into this world.

My scorching hot take is the MUH ABOOS accusations are bullshit. For narcs, not getting everything they want when they want on their terms is considered abusive.