StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

You're better off with a club. If only Tarl could use a gun. Too bad he chaos magicked himself into a situation where that's no longer an option.
by the looks of the picture he's better off with a lint roller. good thing the guns are gone,..samantha's next rant will be how he beat her with this into submission. I'm thinking she was the one who hacked his stuff. She has accused interception of emails. (guilty accuse)
 
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Every now and then I rest on my laurels thinking "Okay, finally, she got enough and is moving on to other things. Took a while, but the task is done." Then she returns. *sigh*
It's about attention above all else. No matter how much aboooooooose the wino AIDS warlock or anyone here dishes out she'll keep coming back for more whenever she's lonely or bored.
 
Lmao, flails are a terrible weapon. The ONLY potential use case is maybe to get around a shield. Their range is severely hampered because the chain HAS to be so short that you don't hurt yourself on accident.

You're better off with a club. If only Tarl could use a gun. Too bad he chaos magicked himself into a situation where that's no longer an option.
Tarl doesn't know anything about guns. He's only shot .22 or something like that. A company sent him an AR15, but he seems out of his depth with anything gun related.
 
He wasn't bad looking when he was younger, in my opinion. That hairstyle suits him. A couple of decent shirts and some nice sneakers and you'd have probably let your daughter talk to him.

"You'll not only lose your mind, but you'll lose your soul as well." - Christopher Lee (Lord Summerisle) reflects on dabbling with the occult
 

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He wasn't bad looking when he was younger, in my opinion. That hairstyle suits him. A couple of decent shirts and some nice sneakers and you'd have probably let your daughter talk to him.

"You'll not only lose your mind, but you'll lose your soul as well." - Christopher Lee (Lord Summerisle) reflects on dabbling with the occult
If my sister had brought him home, my dad would have flipped his lid about her dating a "Jap" who was a dirty fucking hippy. The GI generation held a big grudge.
 
I mean Tarl is like one of the most unsympathetic characters to try and white knight for, considering that he celebrated and even tastily took credit for someone committing suicide, beats the fuck out of women and smugly chuckles whenever anything bad happened to people he doesn’t like and claims he makes bad things happen with “chaos magic”.
Even if you discounted his character he smugly chuckles while being ignorant, pretentious and pedantic about politics. He just speaks in broad strokes and banalities that are easy to twist. To be his fan is to have accepted some initial position that isn’t true and not question whatever nonsense narrative frame he’s built around it.
 
Tarl doesn't know anything about guns. He's only shot .22 or something like that. A company sent him an AR15, but he seems out of his depth with anything gun related.
Tarl does allude to losing his guns to a “boating accident” on various streams in the past. We do know based on fragmented evidence that Tarl did use a sword and chased his exes around. I wonder what event might’ve caused his guns to be confiscated.
 
Tarl does allude to losing his guns to a “boating accident” on various streams in the past. We do know based on fragmented evidence that Tarl did use a sword and chased his exes around. I wonder what event might’ve caused his guns to be confiscated.


Are you late or retarded? Please, I'm trying to make dinner reservations someone fill in mr. clueless as to what happens to your gun rights when you assault a person while under the influence.
 
Are you late or retarded? Please, I'm trying to make dinner reservations someone fill in mr. clueless as to what happens to your gun rights when you assault a person while under the influence.
Alone or did you find a sucker date?

Tarl does allude to losing his guns to a “boating accident” on various streams in the past. We do know based on fragmented evidence that Tarl did use a sword and chased his exes around. I wonder what event might’ve caused his guns to be confiscated.
Tarl likely gave his guns to a pawn shop (with the intention of getting them back) while the domestic violence case against him is litigated or something to that effect.

It's documented in the thread somewhere amongst @Laylithe declaring her undying hornieness for demon owl bait and calling said owl bait a sodomist, but I can't be arsed to go back and look for the specifics. haha, keister
 
Are you late or retarded? Please, I'm trying to make dinner reservations someone fill in mr. clueless as to what happens to your gun rights when you assault a person while under the influence.
To be fair, they should take away his iphone not his guns.

BTW, how are the hemorrhoids doing? Tarl can probably cure them with herbs from the garden of castle Warwick.
 
A lot of people are in that predicament. It sucks for the first 20 years of your life. More if you hang around the wrong circles. Once you're an adult, you can just find people who make note of it once and move on. A lot of people have names you'd expect from a prank call (not that those have existed in 30 years, caller ID killed prank calls) but they still reach success in life, whether at modest or extreme levels. If Dick Cheney never had to say "call me Richard please", we can all endure.
I'd call bullshit if it wasn't for the fact that in the last couple of years I've ended up working with people whose last names include "Tits" or "Butts". Naming conventions can be weird.

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Can't wait to see this fucking idiot post screenshots from the hospital, sporting a goofy, retarded smile to inform us all of his punctured, cracked skull and severe brain damage acquired from trying to swing this around while drunk. A more perfect example of the phrase "weapons are not for kids" I couldn't think of.
 
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Whats the gist of this, its 2 hours fifteen minutes long... I did see this is Samantha's friend and the guy who released the famous Tarl Warwick phone throw rant.


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It is just a summation of everything you already know, interspersed with Frankenstein Radio's incoherent ramblings about conflated "Christian" concepts from the Bible, and clips from Kino Casino, MrSen, and Ramzpaul.
 
Tarl does allude to losing his guns to a “boating accident” on various streams in the past.
Yeah, because that’s the meme, and it’s not like he’s clever enough to come up with something new…
He is, however, too much of a pussy to try that excuse in real life. Easy to imagine how that would go: “So what was the date of this boating outing, sir?” “Uuuuuuuum…”
 
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It is just a summation of everything you already know, interspersed with Frankenstein Radio's incoherent ramblings about conflated "Christian" concepts from the Bible, and clips from Kino Casino, MrSen, and Ramzpaul.
Did Ramzpaul chime in on this Tarl shitshow or are the clips irrelevant? Ill watch it 2x later I guess, I cant stand to put this much energy into Tarlcow. I did unsub and stop watching to stop this timesink, but its so hard to look away. I want something to happen to bring this to a logical conclusion.
 
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