Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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Yeah, trust us. If we found out that YanDev assaulted a kid at a playground, it would be in the OP already.
obviously. most of my post was meant as a more general "for future reference" type of thing since a lot of people stop at what spokeo or other sites like it say and don't tend to double check the info.
 
Even if Alex himself died there would be plenty of tears from his devoted fanbase and that would sustain us until a properly done YanSim game was finally finished.

Like LoveMe.
Remind me what he did for them again besides make a sandbox glitchfest that many other people created? lol
 
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This is a reference to the game's social media/rumor system but it's hilarious in hindsight because we know Alex legit asked for prostitutes online.

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Given he does a lot of backpeddling and, "No, no, you misunderstand me!", I'm willing to go out on a limb and say he lacks the ability to even consider what the fuck he's doing anymore. Do you think he's had a single thought about using the same name on so many different sites? This has been brought up before somewhere in previous pages, but I really can't wrap my mind around the idea of it.
 
I think he genuinely thought nobody would bother checking into him, even if he conducted himself like a complete asshole (hence this thread). He probably thought nobody would follow the trail of evidence he left behind, and pour over years worth of postings and piece it all together.

That line of thinking hinges on there not being groups of people on the internet who aren't willing to do just that regardless of how big or small your presence online is. And, honestly, having practically grown up on the chans he should've known better since they were doing exactly that long before we were around. The ego on this guy made him think that wouldn't happen to him, or that he was somehow above it.

Alex is the best example I can think of for why you should not use the same name everywhere online, even if you're not doing anything particularly interesting or controversial.
 
This in particular interests me.

So apparently Eva was friends with "LordNeblim"? As far as I can tell, the two were pretty close (or at least as close as two people can get on the internet).

He was a streamgoer of Alex's back when there was an active stream.

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They appear to have been friends on Gaia.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/wor...heir-plan-to-conquer-the-world/t.4381392_601/ (http://archive.is/TBwdO)

Here are some Gaia posts that I haven't seen posted or linked to yet.
Alex talks about his feelings towards his family.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lif...lling-my-parents-what-should-i-do/t.10959285/ (http://archive.is/OPp2k) (these archives are broken)

Alex shares his experience on Craigslist.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/the...aigslist-casual-encounters-post/t.36786507_1/ (http://archive.is/5jZtB)
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/the...igslist-casual-encounters-post/t.36786507_31/ (http://archive.is/jbjGY)
 
I don;t know how much Alex views his thread here, but this guy could avoid being a lolcow if he just ignores the slings and arrows at his past, focuses on busting his butt on his game project, and adopted a "haters gonna hate" attitude.

Getting assblasted over people looking at your public activity only makes you look like a lolcow ripe for milking, and if you ask me, Alex has more coding skill than I do, he should just focus on honing his craft and quit getting so worked up over opinions on his personal life.

Edit: Lol at the word filter for "m|ilking".
 
As true as that is @GethN7, you forget the #1 rule of all lolcows.

If they were capable of ignoring their detractors and blatant trolls and continued on with their life like functional human beings, they wouldn't even have threads on here to begin with.

Narcissism and insecurity are quite the combination.

Sadly so. Until he went into nuclear butthurt mode, he came off as fairly levelheaded at one point before he had a thread. His meltdown to Null was particularly surprising, but I guess not so much in hindsight, given what has been discovered about him.
 
That "I don't want to move out... I do, but I wouldn't be able to survive." Is quite sad but-

HAHAHAHA, NO! He's getting no sympathy from me, a cuck is a cuck.
 
Here are some Gaia posts that I haven't seen posted or linked to yet.
Alex talks about his feelings towards his family.

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http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lif...lling-my-parents-what-should-i-do/t.10959285/ (http://archive.is/OPp2k) (these archives are broken)

There we go! The deep-seated daddy issues that we suspected were there all along have finally been proven!

I can just imagine Alex's smug face as he tells his Father "Look, I finished College and look me me! Still nothing! What good did it do me?" I have a feeling that a decade later based on the radio silence on his family, his parents eventually resigned themselves to having a worthless son and left him to his own devices. Not unlike Bob and Barb with Chris.

We do know his Father is fairly rich and successful and we do know that Alex complained bitterly about being unable to find a job. BUT his LinkedIn profile shows work. Did Daddy pull a few strings to get his son a job? Did Alex fuck up and through a bitchfit like Andrew Dobson at his jobs? His recent videos about complaining that his 20's were worthless (except for YanSim "development") shows he doesn't consider his "developer" jobs to be of any substance.

Did the companies he worked for go under? Or are they still around?
 
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