Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

'I am even wondering if I could pursue extortion charges.' LOL. Good luck with that.

Again, note that she doesn't feel the need to explain why she needs the money. (Because the answer is embarrassing.)

Professional e-beggers, or people who are capable of observing human behavior and determining what is important to copy, would state what the money was going for, and it would probably be rent/threat of eviction, some medical procedure, or some trans medical procedure.

I don't know how Stephanie stays competitive when her pitch is so lame. Money because "I deserve it" vs. "omg I'm being evicted for being trans, plural, pagan, black and disabled."

This may answer the thread question about whether she went through with that supported decision-making. They wouldn't be able to stop her giving cash to her neighbors, but the framework of the program would mean Stephanie would have an obvious point of contact to come to and ask for help with being scammed.

 

[glass_houses]

'I am even wondering if I could pursue extortion charges.' LOL. Good luck with that.

1. These people don't have money
2. Their income is likely too small to legally garnish
3. Your legal fees- even just paying to submit the forms that you have filed in yourself- will cost a lot more than $200
4. The application will take months, even years, to grind its way through the legal system, and there is absolutely no guarantee that it will be successful


This is one of those "life lessons" situations. You kick yourself in the shin, smack yourself in the mouth, and sternly inform yourself that you are a moron, and vow to never make the same mistake again.

$200 is a lot of money for... well, pretty much everyone these days, but it's less than $2000, or $200 000. You now know what a standover merchant looks like. Accept the loss and move on.

 

[Aunt Carol]

$200 is a lot of money for... well, pretty much everyone these days,

Don't forget: she lost the $300 total, and then she ordered the $60 decorative axe. And then she absolutely couldn't stop spending on February 28th and had to special order soda pops and Etsy doodads.

After those purchases, she started begging for money.

 

[a hapless toad]

It reminds me of the segment of Fernwood 2 Night (1970s sitcom, fictional very small town talk show) where the guest they had on was "a real live Jew," a real estate agent who'd been caught in a speed trap. They have Grandma Stephanie dead to rights:

Aunt Carol, will you marry me? I'll do my best Loretta Haggers impression and sing Baby Boy to you every day.

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

Maybe it'll turn out that her retarded neck ache is something worse that kills her.
Personally if I was her I'd be worried as shit about being in a constant state of struggling for breath.
She seems to never be out of the doctors, but who knows what that's actually about. Maybe she's wasting their time over gastro issues she does nothing about. That kind of thing will happily rumble along forever and ever and they can just keep billing without any expectation of her improving.
I wish she was cowtarded enough to upload her medical letters as some sort of own against the trolls but alas, it's probably too much like hard work.

god i hope

Spoiler: powerlevel bs

i beat cancer

but if we could sicc it on people i cant think of anyone more deserving rn

i don't even have words i had to edit this shit three to five times. how the fuck do people let her live but then we lose actual good people in the world ill never fuckin' know.


edit:

The entire genus Amorphophallus would like a word.

Stephanie would probably appreciate Helicodiceros muscivorus, the pig's-butt arum, aka the dead horse arum. It's also fly-pollinated so the smell would make her feel right at home.
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holy shit we found her vagina

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Man, today's whole schizopost mess, she's definitely spoiling for a slapfight again because it looks like she literally just scrolled through replies of that one post so she could try and bait people by talking about her imaginary friends.

I know that being as embarrassing as possible is pretty much her lifestyle, but there are days where she actually makes me physically cringe with the stuff she says. Girl you are halfway through your thirties, you should be worrying about a mortgage and a 401k not posturing on the internet about how Satan is your totally real boyfriend who lives in Canada and how you're gonna need to crowdfund $100 worth of $18 rent payments.

 

[brooky]

Of course all of her imaginary fuck buddy demons agree with her.

If magic and demons are real, and,

Staph and others of her ilk can actually wield magic/hex others/etc, and,

Staph actually speaks to gods and demons, and,

Every single god, demon, and spirit hate Trump, and,

None of Staph's curses against Trump have accomplished anything,

then,

WHY is Trump still alive and still in power? Why does he still have so many supporters?

If there are actually that many powerful forces active in human affairs, then it stands to reason that at least ONE of them likes Trump, and that one entity is actually pretty powerful. At least more powerful than Loki and Satan.

The only other explanation is that none of this is real and Staph does not, in fact, commune with spirits.

 

[moorhen]

Pagan leftists like Staph are just as bad as Christian fascists, because it's the same rhetoric. Just swap any Norse pagan deity name she uses and replace it with God or Jesus and it reads the same. Ragnarok is coming to reset the world, according to her.

She always chooses to leave out that her chosen “religion” is absolutely brimming with the kind of white supremacists shes complaining about.

'I am even wondering if I could pursue extortion charges.' LOL. Good luck with that.

Please try and have your neighbours arrested for extortion, Steph. I promise you it will go exactly how you think it will and will not end with the police politely telling you that you’re a retard and you’ve willingly given money away, and that is not extortion.

 

[Chromeo]

If magic and demons are real, and,

Staph and others of her ilk can actually wield magic/hex others/etc, and,

Staph actually speaks to gods and demons, and,

Every single god, demon, and spirit hate Trump, and,

None of Staph's curses against Trump have accomplished anything,

then,

WHY is Trump still alive and still in power? Why does he still have so many supporters?

If there are actually that many powerful forces active in human affairs, then it stands to reason that at least ONE of them likes Trump, and that one entity is actually pretty powerful. At least more powerful than Loki and Satan.

The only other explanation is that none of this is real and Staph does not, in fact, commune with spirits.

I generally believe that Stephanie's delusional and is just playing make-believe, and that on top of it she's convinced herself it's the truth because living in make-believe land is easier for her than accepting she's a bad person who's done bad things. Her worldview won't let her be forgiven, so instead of saying her worldview is wrong or that she's wrong, she makes up a new world where everything is right and she's always on top.
However
If we wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she really is talking to something, I would very easily believe she's talking to demons. Consider this:
Angels are ministering spirits sent to help humans (Hebrews 1:14), and demons are a warped version of that. Lucifer decided he was better than God and warred against Him, turning fellow angels into demons. (see the Tolkein quote about "evil cannot create, only manipulate and destroy.") Lucifer is a manipulator and a liar, which is seen throughout scripture, and does anything he can to cause people to turn from God. This is why Lucifer is known as the Great Deceiver (Rev 12:9.) God is the word, and the word is truth (John 1:1, John 17:17,) and Lucifer stands in direct opposition to all that God stands for. So demons, his army, would be the anti-angels, spirits that roam the Earth to cause people to stray from God (and thus everything that God stands for such as truth, love, light, redemption, mercy, etc.)
But since they're all liars, and demons know people don't want to talk to a demon, they lie and pretend to be ghosts, or false gods, or anything you want them to be. So when Stephanie sits there and communes with Jeffery Dahmer, or Loki, or the spirit of a tree, she's not really talking to those things. She's talking to demons. Even if she knew they were demons, she wouldn't be afraid because she already claims to follow Lucifer. And what has Lucifer told her of God? Lies.
Lucifer has told Stephanie that God is one of many gods, that God is not the creator but falsely claims to be, and that somehow at the same time God isn't even real but an egregore created by the thoughts of Evangelicals (who Stephanie already hates.) Lucifer insists him and his demons are good guys and Stephanie should be on their side, and she takes the bait every single time:

And if this is true, if she's talking to demons, it would be the most obvious answer as to why Stephanie's life is shit. God is truth, God is love, God is mercy and forgiveness and redemption. Lucifer is none of these things, and that's who she's aligned herself with. She follows the liar who tells her everything she wants to hear and enables her to make choices that actively worsen every single facet of her life. That is what living in sin is, that is what a godless life is, and that is why she's always miserable. Hell isn't necessarily a fiery pit full of pitchforks, it's an absence of God. If Stephanie's life is absent of any semblance of God, then Hell is just living Stephanie's life for eternity. No wonder people want to avoid it so bad.

 

[moorhen]

if this is true

Expecting her to tell the truth about anything is a stretch. She's a compulsive liar before she's anything else.

I don't believe that she truly thinks she's speaking with demons and gods. I think that her playing godphone makes her feel better about her sad and lonely life, but underneath that, she knows she's a fat, rapidly approaching middle-aged loser with no friends and no prospects.
What other option does she have? Besides admitting that to herself? She's never going to find a partner because she's a deeply, deeply unlikeable person who thinks she's more attractive than she is, every friendship she makes ends because of her unpleasantness and once the Friggs are gone, she will be alone.
Her narcisstic brain won't let her accept that, so she plays pretend, even though there's a voice in the back of her head screaming at her that she's a fucking loser.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Of course all of her imaginary fuck buddy demons agree with her.

Stephanie telling everyone matter-of-factly about what will happen according to her religion is just one more bit of trans-boomer lore. Even very arrogant Christians online break up their adamant points with references to theology, history, church politics, their own beliefs, cite passages, etc. Only great aunt Opal types like our schizo here phrase things like "SINCE ANGELS ARE TRANSLUCENT MICHAEL JACKSON WILL SEND THEM TO YOU ON WEDNESDAYS IF YOU WINK AT THE MOON"

'I am even wondering if I could pursue extortion charges.' LOL. Good luck with that.

Her reality speedrun from being miss hardcore antifa troon hotline clown to "I am calling the police on my broke neighbors so I can try and take them to court" is a beautiful gift. Please Stephanie, call the cops and try. Call a lawyer even. Lol

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Lucifer insists him and his demons are good guys and Stephanie should be on their side, and she takes the bait every single time:

Lucifer should ask her if he can borrow $300 next

 

[Cereal Killer]

If we wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she really is talking to something, I would very easily believe she's talking to demons.

That was my pet theory when I first discovered the world of Staph. It would be hilarious if she actually did have a supernatural entity attached that was fucking with her and dragging her into ruin via deceit.
Alas, I think she’s just garden variety retarded, though.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

Maybe she should go back to that shaman for a soul retrieval. She did do that once, right? Or am I mixing up threads?

Edit: oh yeah, her mentions of soul retrieval were back in August 2022.

 

[a hapless toad]

Maybe she should go back to that shaman for a soul retrieval. She did do that once, right? Or am I mixing up threads?

Edit: oh yeah, her mentions of soul retrieval were back in August 2022.

She recently found out that shaman is an absolutely shitty person (years after we did, lol) and denounced them so she'd have to find a new one.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I don't see what being trans has to do with not being able to work.


OK.


More like 1. Sleepy and sweaty.


I love the way she put "druid college" in quotation marks, because it reads like sarcastic air quotes.


You little liar.


Eww, sounds predatory.


The observations of someone who has never taken drugs. Also, isn't she taking roids by using T gel...?


Thor have mercy.


LMAO there are far too many jokes to make about this.


Spoken like an ignorant Yankee with a homeopathic level of Scandi DNA.


I would binge watch a whole series of Staph making prank calls. You just know that she wouldn't have the guts or energy to do it though.


She's boosting her patch sales on Mastodon. I'm surprised she hasn't been scammed yet.

@a hapless toad I think you're thinking of Raven Kaldera, who Staph found out was a pervert and denounced; it was a different shaman who did the soul cleansing, who she hasn't talked about since. It was some white lady who claimed to be a shaman, who banged a gong around Staph on a bed and charged her about $90 for it.

Edit to add:

Holy shit, she's doing a baneful magic ritual on the 29th of March. The YouTube description:

Using gandr, which is a seidr technique for inflicting harm upon another using magic, I am striking out against DOGE.

The link is here! I hope she's going to be doing it live.

She has asked r/legaladvice if she is being extorted by her neighbours. She provides way more lulzy details about the events:

 

[The Salt Mines]

@Chromeo re: recent post (for some reason I can't reply/quote on my phone atm, da fuq)

You were able to articulate a lot of feels I have about Gyro that I've never got around to typing out, but have kind of touched on before. Some of my personal pet theories on her do land partially on this side due to my own religious beliefs, but a good rule is that even the Deus Vult branch of the Catholic Church acknowledges that being a schizofag and retardation need to be seriously considered first before they break out the cleansing fire.

In other words, I certainly don't think it helps she decides to roll a chaotic evil character in her LARP every single time but she is in a bed of her own making with her general grossness and being a horrible person. We are all responsible for our choices and hers are just universally bad (and stupid) most of the time.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

She has asked r/legaladvice if she is being extorted by her neighbours. She provides way more lulzy details about the events:

This is another sad example of how, when faced with any sort of adversity, Stapphy is:

- not a scary Viking Norse warrior bxy, she talks a big game about her axe and dagger and stun gun but can be menaced by a physically disabled grandmother (not that I want her to axe granny, but she's always posturing like she's ready to get medieval on someone at the drop of a hat)

- doesn't even manage to channel her inner Karen and call the cops on someone who is pestering her, I would understand being scared if it was like, a big dude who could throw her off the balcony if she called the cops but it is again a disabled elderly woman. She can't even tell her to fuck off. Literally claiming PTSD from the internet

- shits herself and runs away crying, or in this case apparently locks herself in the bathroom to bang her head on a wall or something.

It sucks that she ended up in a situation with an aggressive panhandler invading her space, it really does, but yet again she has dug this entire hole herself and will just keep digging. The biggest takeaway I have is that thank God it was the old lady who got belligerent and refused to leave and not the possibly-on-drugs short-tempered boyfriend from downstairs. DON'T INVITE UNSTABLE, AGGRESSIVE PEOPLE INTO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU ARE A MENTALLY FRAGILE WOMAN WHO LIVES ALONE.

It amazes me sometimes that she hasn't gotten herself killed or seriously harmed. Same energy as the schizo hobo in the park who 'thought her knife was cool', or the time she was going to find a roommate via craigslist.

 

[moorhen]

invading her space

If only there was some way to avoid this.

I wish someone would invent something that goes over the gaping hole in the front of my house. Maybe something with some kind of locking mechanism, you know, so people can’t just move it and get in anyway.

 

[glass_houses]

If only there was some way to avoid this.

I wish someone would invent something that goes over the gaping hole in the front of my house. Maybe something with some kind of locking mechanism, you know, so people can’t just move it and get in anyway.

I think that there might be something like that, but I can't quite remember. It's right on the tip of my tongue. Lore...? Moor...? Sore...? Do these words ring any bells?