Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Temperance]

https://archive.ph/27tCK

I. Am. Fucking. Exhausted.

Literally cannot remember a time in weeks where I’ve been asked if I want to select a movie that night, or asked what I want for meals, or experienced any aftercare whatsoever. And I just don’t understand how they can all demand so much & expect that to remain one-sided forever.

My existence ended when my first child was born & it will never return & it’s time I accept that.

Lying, crybaby Becky.

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My name's Yonah, everyone assumes I'm a dude.

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Becky went to the GenZ subreddit yesterday to act like a tough guy.

Becky's going to "eradicate" the bigots!

"They'll eradicate you first lol. Yall have never won" BTFO'd by a zoomer.

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Over on LinkedIn:

We're in the midst of a heckin' coup!

Paramount lore. Funny how every single one of Becky's past employers was "abusive" and transphobic, even when wokeism was ascendant.

"sig heil"

Everyone else is the problem, certainly not Becky! And her fake trans & Jewish lunacy is totally not political.

Becky is appalled that a cart pusher at Walmart isn't a fan of "wokeness" in video games. She calls for her mutuals to unfriend him.

Becky is once again giving up on the video game industry, probably for the thousandth time.

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Remember how Becky used to Kool-Aid-Man her way into random conversations on Twitter to antagonize people and act like a victim? Well, she's been doing that on LinkedIn.
Here's a sample (just of her comments - the full conversations themselves aren't interesting):

Spoiler: OH YEAH!

All of this is just from the past two weeks. There are some gems in there like how Mami is evil, Becky was sent to "conversion therapy", and Becky's coworkers would hit on her because she was a "spicy hot Latina".

 

[fagnarok]

SAD smokes up in the morning, smokes up after work, and apparently smokes continuously until going to sleep. Does anybody with an idea of the going rate for legal weed in SoCal want to take a crack at estimating what this household spends on dope? Because it seems to my uneducated eye like it has to be an awful lot.

You know they buy the premium stuff, too, so it's not cheap.

An ounce of cannabis can last someone an entire month if they roll one cigarette-sized joint per day.
One *can* buy a full ounce of "shake" (aka the ugly buds and leaves that aren't display-worthy, but have the exact same effect when smoked or used to make edibles) for $40 if they know where to go in L.A. County.
(The Mecca dispensary at Washington & Fairfax, FYI.)
So even if one smoked three Marlboro-sized joints on the daily, they would end up spending about $120 per month if they strictly bought shake.

But most people think they're too good for shake, so will spend at least $15 per 1/8oz ("an eighth") to buy display-worthy weed instead.
That works out to $120 per ounce, and at the smoking rate outlined above, would total $360 per month on the "cheap" end.
Different dispensaries offer special sales and have loyalty programs that can save someone money, but you can bet Becky doesn't have the spoons to organize her re-upping schedule in order to minimize her spending, so let's disregard that information for the sake of our calculations.

I'm not sure what the upper limit on weed prices may be, as surely someone out there has found a clientele willing to pay $100+ for an eighth and therefore will charge that much. However, I don't know anyone that extravagantly retarded and don't browse dispensaries where unusually-stupid-expensive weed marketed to extravagant retards is on offer.
Just noting that Becky could be spending as much money as someone will take from her; there's no real ceiling on the market.

Tl;dr despite these extremely inexact calculations, I wouldn't be surprised if the McCuck household weed expenses far surpass $400 per smoker per month.

That's not even counting the pre-made edibles, including drinks and gummies, they buy in addition to the actual weed to be smoked.
If they're into stuff like shatter, wax, and vape carts, that's even more money and can get into "unusually-stupid-expensive" territory very fast.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

SAD smokes up in the morning, smokes up after work, and apparently smokes continuously until going to sleep. Does anybody with an idea of the going rate for legal weed in SoCal want to take a crack at estimating what this household spends on dope? Because it seems to my uneducated eye like it has to be an awful lot.

It's a lot. Even if we're just taking SAD and Becky into account, and I know they're not the only smokers in the house, but just to be conservative, I'm gonna guess around $600-$800 a month. Maybe less if she buys shitty weed, but somehow I doubt that. I also suspect she buys pre-rolled joints because we know she likes Js and I am sure she doesn't roll them herself. So yeah, that's a conservative estimate.

Adding to reply to all the LinkedIn nonsense - that is all an EXCELLENT way to get a job, Becky. Spending your time Koolaiding conservatives on LinkedIn is surely time well spent and not further torpedoing your "career."

Also, jobs that aren't total shit are hard to find right now, Becky. It's not JUST because youre Trans that the economy isn't as great in the job dept as everyone hoped.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Today Becky whines that she is on domestic strike because the "menfolk" don't clean up after themselves. She notes that Mancy cleans up after himself, thus validating his womanhood (remember, Becks previously said she knows Mancy is a woman because he picks up his socks).

Given that she doesn't mention the tranny by name, and given all the other woe-is-me cleaning martyr spergery she's done today, I suspect the adult woman she's referring to here is herself (and that she's betraying her unconscious and correct categorising of Mancy as a dude in aid of reminding us all what a put-upon, industrious, downtrodden and unappreciated housewife she really is, lol).

All this makes me think she's realised if the men clearly do 99% of the child-rearing, then she had better start publicly claiming she pulls her weight with regards to running the rest of the household... say, ready for the possibility of a custody hearing, should Danny boy prove to be finally broken of the Sea Harpy's spell? Almost definitely referring to herself as regards tidying and adulting, anyway.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

The judge isn't going to be impressed at the way she's trashing Daniel in her social posts. That's considered alienation and it's a big, big no-no. It's one of the things that can end up with a parent ending up with only supervised visitation at a neutral location, because if they see the kid alone they'll poison them against the other parent.

If Daniel has a shit-hot lawyer, he could very, very easily use the way Becky devalues his contributions and insults him daily in public as a way to get Hannah out of Becky's house for good. Judges do not dick around about this. Parental alienation is a big deal, to the point where even when a divorce is very acrimonious for good reasons like adultery or abuse, lawyers will caution you not to air your dirty laundry in public or talk beyond the absolute basics with the kid about why mommy and daddy aren't together any more.

You're not "co-parenting" if you're publicly undermining your co-parent at every available opportunity.

My guess is that Becky will try to claim Daniel is actually the one engaging in alienation behavior, because she's a DARVO master.

 

[unexpected onions]

"Disabled child"

Fuck off Becky.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I’m still stuck on Hannah sucking on a developmentally inappropriate bottle while propped in a dog bed CLEARLY watching TV based on her eye line.

Like. I’m not a “zero screen time” nazi mom but come on. Get her some of the Munchkin 360 sippies so she can start practicing using a “big girl” cup, sit with her at the table, and spend 15 minutes together.

If Daniel is lurking, this would be a good addition to your routine as Hannah’s dad. Go to Target, get some Munchkin sippies with handles, and start making a lil breakfast routine with your daughter. She is too old for bottles and they are going to start fucking up her teeth. Bonus points if you make an assload of dirty dishes for Becky to crypost about on LinkedIn later in the day. Go ahead. Make those waffles from scratch. It’ll be hilarious.

 

[Temperance]

"Disabled child"

Fuck off Becky.

You can see it at the bottom of this archive: https://archive.ph/TZOLS

I'm a disabled transgender person with a disabled child.

For future searching purposes: Becky is claiming that Hannah is disabled.
Assuming she isn't just lying about meritless "autism", could she be referring to the flat head (plagiocephaly/brachycephaly)?

I’m not trying to be mean but does her baby really not need a helmet? The latest picture she posted reminds me of ancient head binding.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky has been shopping for what to say her baby's disability is since before Hannah was even born. I think she's a huge MbP risk because of this kind of thing. If Hannah isn't going to be beautiful, she will damn sure be "marginalized" in whatever ways Becky can figure out.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Becky has been shopping for what to say her baby's disability is since before Hannah was even born. I think she's a huge MbP risk because of this kind of thing. If Hannah isn't going to be beautiful, she will damn sure be "marginalized" in whatever ways Becky can figure out.

She's a huge risk for this, and has been sowing the seeds since long before the birth. If Daniel managed to get away and get majority physical custody, it wiould be to Hannah's absolute benefit. If he actually took her to Germany would be best, but even just being away from Becky most of the time would do. I'm still lowkey worried she will physically harm her (to a non-MbP end), given all the things she has said over the last year or so.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She's a huge risk for this, and has been sowing the seeds since long before the birth. If Daniel managed to get away and get majority physical custody, it wiould be to Hannah's absolute benefit. If he actually took her to Germany would be best, but even just being away from Becky most of the time would do. I'm still lowkey worried she will physically harm her (to a non-MbP end), given all the things she has said over the last year or so.

Yes. And (just to quell the inevitable "this is just fanfiction!" rumblings, I'm concerned about a potential future possibility, not saying it definitely will happen) one of the biggest risk factors for moms who actually hurt or kill a very young child is paranoia and a belief the child is going to inevitably live a life that is persecuted or otherwise not worth living.

So much of her political commentary and over-the-top dramatics are now revolving around this theme that Hannah will grow up in a world where she'll inevitably die of measles, get brain damage from covid, live under a fascist dictatorship, etc., and if Daniel got primary physical custody, I would not remotely put it past Becky to pull a "if I can't have her, no one can, if she's not with me her life won't be worth living."

 

[everybody in Portugal]

would not remotely put it past Becky to pull a "if I can't have her, no one can, if she's not with me her life won't be worth living."

That's why I say it's best for her to end up in Yurop. That way Becky can bitch about how hard it is to live on a separate continent from her beloved child instead of harming her and then claiming muh mental made her do it/it was for the best that she died/whatever other dangerous nonsense she comes up with.

If Hannah isn't in her care and is too far away for her to physically injure, then Becky gets an eternal hardship to farm sympathy from and Hannah gets to grow up and everyone wins.

God, this thread is so dark since blockhead was born... Take me back to the days where she just spazzed out about how gamers were misogynist rapiat nazi transphobes and we weren't all genuinely concerned for the safety of an infant, pls

 

[Printemps]

Becky has been shopping for what to say her baby's disability is since before Hannah was even born. I think she's a huge MbP risk because of this kind of thing. If Hannah isn't going to be beautiful, she will damn sure be "marginalized" in whatever ways Becky can figure out.

I have noticed that Becky has pivoted from "My baby is so cute, everyone is so jealous" (including that ridiculous lie about someone on Discord complaining about how it was unfair Becky's baby was so cute and pretty) to "My baby is going to be so disabled, much more disabled than yours."

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Thunkful....all her "supportive multi-generational families" and " child thrives best in an environment where they're raised by adults they are related to. Sure, sometimes that's 2 parents, but..." stuff makes me wonder if she's thinking about moving back in with Mami and Papi.

There's no way her household is "multi-generational" under even the freest definition, and the only people related to Hannah there are her two parents. Now of course, you might think that's crazy since she's called her parents monstrous abusers in the last couple of days, but I wouldn't put it past her to decide that if the cucks are tired of her bullshit she'll go back to the people who will always take her in and coddle her.

 

[Pargon]

“HR absolutely had my back at two companies for being autistic” Jesus Christ you wanna talk about opening with a banger

I went to see the Heavenly Host, they kicked off with the Hallelujah chorus and it melted my fucking face

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Grow up, Becky. You have a child now. You don't get days off where you have no responsibilities and everyone waits on you hand and foot while you are totally without obligations.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Grow up, Becky. You have a child now. You don't get days off where you have no responsibilities and everyone waits on you hand and foot while you are totally without obligations.

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Maybe she could ask one of those cleaners she’s such good friends with to help her?

 

[Stinkyboy]

she should avail herself of the sea

 

[salt]

Just processing that she isn’t even complaining about having to do chores herself here. She’s complaining about telling other people to do them. Amazing.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

The exhaustive list of all the exhausting chores Becky says she's responsible for and is making her burned out:

• Makes tea (for herself and one other person)
• Picks up dishes around the house
• Does dishes in morning and evening
• Stick a bottle in Hannah's mouth in the morning while Becky hits the bong
• Does laundry
• Straightens up downstairs area
• Phones her parents so they can see Hannah
• "packs up the baby" to have her spend nights with Daniel or Jack, unclear
• Packs bowls of weed (also for herself and another person)
• Pets Sam's hair as he falls asleep

Looks to me like she does far fewer chores in her current arrangement than she would do if she were single. You'll notice she's never mentioned any chores pertaining to the pets or anything for Hannah beyond "packing her up," whatever that means, for the night. She doesn't have to wake with the baby, ever. I wonder how many "days off" of their chores and childrearing duties the men get.