Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[PsychoNerd]

Roblox sucks song
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Truly, Alex is #1 at being contrarian by hating on this brainrotty game associated with having pedo mods.

But seriously, the lyrics to this make no sense at all.

"Second level"? He does realize Roblox isn't a linear game, right?

 

[bear hammer]

Alright, since Alex is shaping up to be a full-blown lolcow, I think it’s fair that the people documenting his shenanigans get a name. Here are some ideas:

• Hogdendorks
• Lunartics
• Amputhistorians
• Ankaalyzers

 

[AnOminous]

Seems like Alex is going full doomer mode over porn bots and AI art. Alex sees fascism, AI, and YouTube Kids in the same category and decides humanity deserves an extinction event worse than the Permian.

You know what's worse than any of those?

Child molesting freaks who jerk off to amputee children.

 

[PaperRoads]

@Glowie , @Catgirls are Love , looks like you'll have to prepare your lawyers! (for a lawsuit that's probably never going to happen lol)

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Use of my art and characters are strictly prohibited. Fanart is only allowed when done by person. AI learning is strictly prohibited and will result in a lawsuit or WORSE! Don't listen to the people saying anyone can freely use my art, saying that will be used against you as well.

As I speak. I will be taking Glowie and Catgirls Are Love to court. Vandalizing my photos and putting me in AI will also result in the same punishments. Even liking it will result in a fine.

It sucks how defenseless I am against these abusers. But I will find a way to make them pay.

 

[AnOminous]

@Glowie , @Catgirls are Love , looks like you'll have to prepare your lawyers! (for a lawsuit that's probably never going to happen lol)

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Use of my art and characters are strictly prohibited. Fanart is only allowed when done by person. AI learning is strictly prohibited and will result in a lawsuit or WORSE! Don't listen to the people saying anyone can freely use my art, saying that will be used against you as well.

As I speak. I will be taking Glowie and Catgirls Are Love to court. Vandalizing my photos and putting me in AI will also result in the same punishments. Even liking it will result in a fine.

Eat shit you pedo cuck. I like every single one of them. Blow me, chomo.

 

[Justice Tony]

@Glowie , @Catgirls are Love , looks like you'll have to prepare your lawyers! (for a lawsuit that's probably never going to happen lol)

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Use of my art and characters are strictly prohibited. Fanart is only allowed when done by person. AI learning is strictly prohibited and will result in a lawsuit or WORSE! Don't listen to the people saying anyone can freely use my art, saying that will be used against you as well.

As I speak. I will be taking Glowie and Catgirls Are Love to court. Vandalizing my photos and putting me in AI will also result in the same punishments. Even liking it will result in a fine.

Lmfao, I'd like to see him try. How is he even supposed to serve process to a fucking Kiwi Farmer? How is he supposed to find which court has jurisdiction? Utter fucking retard.

 

[bear hammer]

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Use of my art and characters are strictly prohibited. Fanart is only allowed when done by person. AI learning is strictly prohibited and will result in a lawsuit or WORSE! Don't listen to the people saying anyone can freely use my art, saying that will be used against you as well.

As I speak. I will be taking Glowie and Catgirls Are Love to court. Vandalizing my photos and putting me in AI will also result in the same punishments. Even liking it will result in a fine.

It sucks how defenseless I am against these abusers. But I will find a way to make them pay.

Alex threatening lawsuits over AI art and edits is beyond delusional. Copyright law doesn’t work the way Alex thinks it does, he has zero grounds to sue people for liking an image, and even if someone used his art in AI training, he’d have to prove substantial, direct harm, which is nearly impossible. The funniest part is him saying "or WORSE!"— What the fuck does he think he's going to do about it?

 

[Core Theorist]

(...)What the fuck does he think he's going to do about it?

He's gonna draw us... without arms.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

@Glowie , @Catgirls are Love , looks like you'll have to prepare your lawyers! (for a lawsuit that's probably never going to happen lol)

Oh look, another potential pro se retard. I've been doing things other than catposting but that sounds like an invitation to get right back to that.

All I'll say regarding legal threats is the following:
1. That's not how that works, at all.
2. He has no case and anyone with more than two brain cells should easily be able to figure out why. But remember, no spoilers for the moron.

 

[clara red bottoms]

He's obsessed with Amputeens. The joke writes itself, or would if it had arms.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How does Alex even know that people are using his "art"? I thought he stopped reading the farms. I thought he hated hypocrisy.

 

[PaperRoads]

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I remember reading the 1999 novel Monster, Of Mice and Men as well as Death of a Salesman at school. I often wonder if I am more capable of reading autobiographical novels than fiction. I decided to take a little break 6 hours in The Fourth Turning to read Johnny Got His Gun which has a 1971 movie with the same name. The story is quite the nightmare fuel.

My teachers often conclude I'm bad at reading and writing fiction. Maybe because reading was boring over my impatient mind. Then the forums I gladly left compared my Atria and Suhail story to Elfen Lied and called it shit, despite that this is far from the finished product.

Reading Johnny Got His Gun is currently giving me more character development that didn't make the cut in the feature length film. So I can understand why I often hear the book is better than the film which I still think is great.

Noushintou Hoshi's works in my opinion feel like stories that can leave many interpretations. Kind of an outsider work that is meant to ask questions when presenting extreme scenarios. I love those kinds of works honestly. But I am too afraid to approach Hoshi considering the scars of fascism I had.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Roblox sucks song
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This is a 25 year old man.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Elfen Lied

Good ol' Elfen Lied, the anime where kids get amputated and a retarded teenage girl pisses herself (this isn't ironic or anything, both of those things happen there)

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Good ol' Elfen Lied, the anime where kids get amputated and a retarded teenage girl pisses herself (this isn't ironic or anything, both of those things happen there)

Don't forget the wanton murder, abuse, torture, rape, incest, Third Reich eugenics, war crimes and other things I'm probably not remembering.

 

[PaperRoads]

"YoU jUsT cAn'T sEe It FrOm A uNiQuE aPpRoAcH!" from someone who's admitted that he gets off to his own drawings

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I don't need Sheldon. If I want to make illustrations of Anime Armless Neko Boys. I feel it's in my right. But I feel the general population doesn't have permission to see them because they lack the cognition to look at it in a unique approach. I wonder if these same people who bully me for my works get fooled into selling everything to live in Romania and try to act "cool" there.

Just because I make illustrations of crippled characters doesn't mean I wish it on anyone. People only think it's cool to bully because it's easier for them in their worthless life.

Fuck the fascists who bully edgy artists. Yet they defend Josef Mengele, a mastermind of mutilation.

How would a blind girl and her friend defending themselves be a write worse than soulless AI fascist propaganda. This offends me.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Anime Armless Neko Boys

selling everything to live in Romania

they defend Josef Mengele

soulless AI fascist propaganda.

These are perfect examples for the so-called schizophrenic word salad phenomenon.

 

[Core Theorist]

These are perfect examples for the so-called schizophrenic word salad phenomenon.

All of these could be perfect random.txt fodder...

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"Teechur sez I m bad at ritteen and reeden. I m gone shoe them. I reed a book. The book haz more better wurds then the moovy." - Alex "Jizzbert" Hogendorp.

The teachers told him he was bad at reading and writing? Is this a possible reason why he is trying to learn 50 languages? He needs to prove everyone wrong about him being retarded?

25 years old and just now learned why people say that books are always better than the movies. Wow.

 

[Manuel Noriega]

"Teechur sez I m bad at ritteen and reeden. I m gone shoe them. I reed a book. The book haz more better wurds then the moovy." - Alex "Jizzbert" Hogendorp.

The teachers told him he was bad at reading and writing? Is this a possible reason why he is trying to learn 50 languages? He needs to prove everyone wrong about him being retarded?

25 years old and just now learned why people say that books are always better than the movies. Wow.

He'd be better off illiterate.

At least then we'd only have his "art" to deal with.