Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Thunderous Lightning]

I've just had a random thought. We know that Nick is attending the pedo meetup, (Hackamania, stupid fucking name btw), has he considered that there could be people out there that hate his guts for the shit he put his kids through? And that he was once upon a time someone who was well known around the Internet? And that people who are well known can also attract unhinged stalkers of sorts, the kind of people who may be mad at the Internet angry at him for what he's done? And not only this, there is also the fact that he is banned from carrying any self protection. He is not allowed to own or carry a gun?

Shit... If I was this cumswapper, I wouldn't be attending any public event like that. But I wonder if swiss cheese brain galaxy gas brain Nick has even considered that possibility?

I'm not advocating for anything to happen to him of course. It would tear me up inside if it did. Peace Nick. Peace.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

has he considered that there could be people out there that hate his guts for the shit he put his kids through?

I think Nick is taking the calculated risk that anyone who’s a fan of a pedo like Melton isn’t going to object to anything he’s done to his children. And they really are a bunch of spineless faggots.

 

[AnOminous]

And not only this, there is also the fact that he is banned from carrying any self protection. He is not allowed to own or carry a gun?

The only "protection" Nick needs is a condom. Because of all the HIV+ dicks he takes up the ass.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Aaron's definitely the one for Nick. The ultimate crush. I picture Nick drawing love hearts at his PC, starting to cry about "his feelings", then gets sad and sneaks off to the toilet to dry his tears.

@AnOminous it also would not surprise me at this point in time if he has done that to his kids. This motherfucker is aiming to be the king of the degenerates. I can only hope that CPS explored that idea and investigated to be sure. Cos if that's how she tested hot for coke he deserves the worst that could ever happen to him.

Certainly seems that way. Nick is friends with pedos, jokes compulsively about molesting kids (including jokes about molesting his own kids), 'favorite' child was the coked up one, the one with behavioral problems unusual for an 8 year old girl, the list goes on.

 

[Vibralldo]

has he considered

No, I don't think Nick considers anything anymore

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I think Nick is taking the calculated risk that anyone who’s a fan of a pedo like Melton isn’t going to object to anything he’s done to his children. And they really are a bunch of spineless faggots.

It's prison ethics. You can give/sell drugs to kids, just don't touch them.

Nick's "calculated risk" is his cellmate is a fat, dumb and slow pedo bullet magnet. The biggest danger is Nick using Melton as cover and Melton falls dead on top of him. Let's hope Melton invited clippers so we don't have to scroll through the convention

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nick takes enormous Negro penises up his gay butthole every day.

Ironically, it would probably decrease his, ah, intake significantly if he actually went to jail for whatever reason.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's prison ethics. You can give/sell drugs to kids, just don't touch them.

Nick's "calculated risk" is his cellmate is a fat, dumb and slow pedo bullet magnet. The biggest danger is Nick using Melton as cover and Melton falls dead on top of him. Let's hope Melton invited clippers so we don't have to scroll through the convention

I really think it's as simple as "Aaron bad. Melton hate Aaron. Melton good. I go to Melton's event."

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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Fuck me, look at how young John C Riley is...
I feel old.

 

[McSneaks]

I've just had a random thought. We know that Nick is attending the pedo meetup, (Hackamania, stupid fucking name btw), has he considered that there could be people out there that hate his guts for the shit he put his kids through? And that he was once upon a time someone who was well known around the Internet? And that people who are well known can also attract unhinged stalkers of sorts, the kind of people who may be mad at the Internet angry at him for what he's done? And not only this, there is also the fact that he is banned from carrying any self protection. He is not allowed to own or carry a gun?

Shit... If I was this cumswapper, I wouldn't be attending any public event like that. But I wonder if swiss cheese brain galaxy gas brain Nick has even considered that possibility?

I'm not advocating for anything to happen to him of course. It would tear me up inside if it did. Peace Nick. Peace.

Yea because between the clubfooted midget that takes naps at 3pm, the bald limpdicked jew, and the obese nigger puppet there's gonna be a TON of unhinged testosterone in the room

 

[Sneed Force One]

Has anyone suggested they are going to infiltrate Hackamania to capture the Balldoskelly's penis bragging? I imagine they'll livestream it for Melton's international MAPs

(note: I am not directing anyone to do so, as it funds pedophiles, just a general inquiry).

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Has anyone suggested they are going to infiltrate Hackamania to capture the Balldoskelly's penis bragging? I imagine they'll livestream it for Melton's international MAPs

(note: I am not directing anyone to do so, as it funds pedophiles, just a general inquiry).

Didn't the judge deny him going to it?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Didn't the judge deny him going to it?

No, the judge said they could make that work or something along those lines.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Not only do I not believe it, but it would be way more retarded than just keeping it safely locked up at home.

I believe it precisely because it would be the most retarded thing to do, and Nick is a retard.

ah, the leftist sort of "modeling", where you dance in a bikini in a pool while rubbing milky white products over your body.

Oh no, Xia is a full-blown pornstar with an OF. I dunno if she advertises that on her official website and I'm not willing to visit and check.

My favorite is when they rated that "prison bus for babies" crap "mostly true."

I can't remember if it was Snopes or a different fact-checker, but my all-time favourite was the deboonking of George Floyd holding a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach.

FACT CHECK: She was not pregnant, you fucking racist.

 

[The Great Horned Moth]

Aaron must have pounded that walnut in a way that not even the KwaZulu tribe at Hedonism did.

Personally, I hold the theory that Nick is mad and obsessed because Aaron didn’t fuck him. Nick is (in his eyes) so sexy, just like those girls he self-inserts as watches in his porn! Definitely hotter than ruined-body Kayla. So imagine the shame he felt when Aaron fucked her instead of Nick during naked twister. He even presented his anorexic asshole and nothing from Aaron.

Aaron didn’t help his case by flirting back during the ear-licking scene. That just led to Nick thinking he almost had him. Nick was giving him molly, attempting to financially trap Aaron, and just wanted him to fuck Nick in the ass once. In Nick’s head, he was so fucking close. Also (according to a crack whore and a nitrous huffing crackhead narcissist) Aaron even ate his cum. He was SO CLOSE, and Aaron got away.

Nick’s an impotent fag. He maybe got it up to fuck April once on a coke binge with a blue pill, and she was so unaroused she bled on the sheets. After that it was probably blowjobs only so Nick could look away and pretend it was Aaron so he could get it up at all. Aaron rocked Kayla’s world, and Nick was so impressed that Aaron made Kayla moan like she’s never moaned before that he wanted that, and that’s why he’s obsessed with Aaron (and resents Kayla).

Nick also keeps escalating and adding to the stories. I think everything at this point is made up or fucked up from the filter of his Swiss-cheese brain. Even he kind of realizes that Melton will snake him the SECOND he doesn’t have Aaron stories.

 

[Melty Butter]

Crosspost from the legal thread. I'm trying to make sense of some of Nick's statements on Coomalot's stream.

Let's assume what Nick is saying is true. There are 2+ people NOT related to the church who reported the drug use in addition to the church congregants...

Who are the other "people" (yes, plural) who reported the DRUGS that Pomplun is supposedly protecting? I think Nick may have told on himself. The issue is that Nick combines truth and lies.

These are Nick's statements from Coomalot's stream in question:

 

[Kosher Dill]

This all seems much more complicated than just assuming Nick doesn't know who is and isn't in his church. After all, he spent most of his church time in the bathroom.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Crosspost from the legal thread. I'm trying to make sense of some of Nick's statements on Coomalot's stream.

It's a small town he lives in, probably someone who saw him going to bars and coming out of the bathroom with powder in his nose or some shit and knew he had a fuckton of kids.

 

[Captain Manning]

Didn't the judge deny him going to it?

No, the judge said they could make that work or something along those lines.

My interpretation of that is the judge punted on the final decision, but isn't himself opposed to it right now. He might want to see what Nick's probation officer thinks. Which hasn't been assigned yet, I don't believe.

Nick should hope his probation officer doesn't find out about Melton's own coke conviction out of California.

Let's assume what Nick is saying is true. There are 2+ people NOT related to the church who reported the drug use in addition to the church congregants...

That's a big assumption. I'd just assume that Nick is full of shit.

The rest is anyone's guess: Anonymous viewers of the 5/22 stream? His "friends" who were planning an intervention (Drex, Coomalot, Megan Fox are who I remember)?

IIRC, the alleged aborted intervention was going to be Drex and Yellow Flash.

Devout enemies (list is too long to name, starting with Maddox or Keffals)? Friends turned enemies (also a long list, including Sean and Null but neither of them would do that)?

I do not believe anybody non-local reported him. This was handled in a way where I don't think they would have looked into this seriously if it was reported by anybody that didn't directly witness Nick, Kayla, and the state of their children.

 

[Sneed Force One]

What is truly egregious is that Nick sincerely thinks he did nothing wrong. He lied under oath to the judge when he stated he was guilty of the crime and believed he was indeed guilty.

He has on several occasions stated post-plea that illicit drugs aren't harmful, he can magically stop physical addiction on command and is too cool and rich to be a crackhead. His child neglecting cuckoldry is all fake news and having a personal coke-whore was very alpha chad.

I fully expect a relapse in 9 to 15 months.

I can only hope Nick's parents are smart enough to send trust fund stipends directly to their grandchildren's bank accounts as they grow older so Narcotics Nick can't piss it away on his latest "pretending to be Dick Masterson" manic episode.