Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Clotso Coof]

Imagine the stench of an uncleaned litter box in a 288 sq ft studio apartment.

She managed to get Dobby declared an emotional support animal, which are exempt from the pet rules.

While technically true, renters don't have a legal right to pets on top of ESAs or service animals. The pets aren't protected, and HUD/FHA/ADA guidelines support a single service animal. So a two pet limit means the landlord could choose to limit the unit to one service animal + one pet.

Polissa's apartment seems to allow two animals in a motel-sized apartment, but even the ESA designation won't get her legal cover for a hoard of animals. Let's see how many she has a year from now.

And we have a total of: $725.99

So she'll have 462 left out of her 1188/mo. That's not enough for her level of consumption of weed and junk food. Joh better either bring in money, or they'll stop paying rent.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Who the hell buys new sheets every time they move? I throw them in a box and off they go with me. I recently travelled and brought sheets because I wasn't staying in the sort of places that have reliable linens. One of the last things I'd let go off would be bed linens.

You know what I do buy every time I move? Paper dishes for the time immediately before and after. Then I throw them into a random box "so we can use them next time," forget I've done that, and buy another pack. I put them all together after the last move in the hopes of using them up at picnics or something so I don't have to bequeath a pile of them in my will.

 

[Breadbear]

While technically true, renters don't have a legal right to pets on top of ESAs or service animals. The pets aren't protected, and HUD/FHA/ADA guidelines support a single service animal. So a two pet limit means the landlord could choose to limit the unit to one service animal + one pet.

Polissa's apartment seems to allow two animals in a motel-sized apartment, but even the ESA designation won't get her legal cover for a hoard of animals. Let's see how many she has a year from now.

I wasn't talking legally, just for this one apartment.
She's been content to leave her barn babies where they are, I doubt that will change anytime soon.

 

[#Ripley #]

So why not just have the vinyl curtain by itself?

Well, it's so you can have a pretty fabric one!

 

[Greenergrass]

Bitch hasn't even tried to re-home her barn babies. They are lost to the wilderness now. Poor house cats. I wonder if she even bothers stopping by and throwing food on the ground for them. I really wish she had the gall to update about them. I don't think she will ever bring them up again because now that she has a place for her, her dog, and I guess her favorite cat- the others can just breed a feral colony around MeeMaw's family land.
I hope the cats figure out how to get into tub trumpet trailer through the holes Po fell through to get refuge from predators and hard weather.
Fuck you Polissa and the witches broom you wish you rode in on. But they don't like you either.
Someone in a post a while back called Josh an outdoor husband now, love it. I imagine him shitting in bags with the house cat turned feral colony. Although, if he is barn living he probably can do without the bags now. Shitting in the wild is where is it now.
How funny would it be if Issac let him move back but only without Polissa!

 

[a hapless toad]

Who the hell buys new sheets every time they move?

The same sort of person who buys new hangers too.

I have hangers that are older than I am that I've brought with me through every move from the first one when I was 18.

Granted they're wooden hangers, but when you don't buy disposable Chineseum you can have things that last for a lifetime.

 

[stupid frog]

Someone in a post a while back called Josh an outdoor husband now, love it. I imagine him shitting in bags with the house cat turned feral colony. Although, if he is barn living he probably can do without the bags now. Shitting in the wild is where is it now.

That already literally happened.
If she's picking him up for work, he's still nearby.

 

[turkey lurkey]

@NoReturn that dollar tree vid is pretty cool but man squeezing toothpaste into a pump bottle

 

[stupid frog]

@NoReturn that dollar tree vid is pretty cool but man squeezing toothpaste into a pump bottle

This is shit I see repeatedly as a "hack". Toothpaste + mouthwash in a pump together.

 

[NoReturn]

Who the hell buys new sheets every time they move? I throw them in a box and off they go with me. I recently travelled and brought sheets because I wasn't staying in the sort of places that have reliable linens. One of the last things I'd let go off would be bed linens.

I know you meant "Let go of", but your typo is more correct.
Certain people let things like mattresses and pillows reach the "biohazard" stage, and it's safer to throw those out.

 

[Miltank]

She managed to get Dobby declared an emotional support animal, which are exempt from the pet rules.
But let's figure out how much she's paying per month for this...

Her rent is probably $675/month; I imagine she got the cheapest apartment:
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Pet fee, $35/month:
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Walmart money order fee, since Pissa will never pay those back bank fees:
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And we have a total of: $725.99

Pet fees are waived with esas.

 

[Breadbear]

Pet fees are waived with esas.

She has a cat with her, too

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

She has a cat with her, too

Who knows if she claimed the cat, though.

 

[Hweeks]

Who knows if she claimed the cat, though.

That's what I'm saying, how ironic would it be if she gets kicked out right away? I deserve rainbows for this, but maybe...

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Updated apartment tour. Worth the two and a half minute watch, honestly

Spoiler: with photos

This is an updated tour of where I am at with us, putting my apartment together! Um, I have a question for you guys! Leave in the comments how you would put pictures [a/n: Polissa pronounces this as "pichers"] and paintings and stuff up on a *bangs wall* concrete wall! 'Cause, uh, command strips? Do not want to stick to this, because it's textured! *groans* It's been a headache!

So here's... the tour!




Okay, you walk in and this is what you immediately see! This is your view! And... we've got... the bathroom...



Everything's put together! And then you know, closet's over there... Walk in here... There's my kitchenette! We have already cooked several meals in here! It is so nice!



Um... Let's see... laundry baskets... Say hi to Salazar! She just shed, and she shed all over the tank! And when she's done we will pull that out of there! Uh... we've got a TV coming today!...



And then... bed area! Complete with a kitty... and a puppy!



Then you turn it around... And that's the view! Ain't it nice? *stammers* I'm so excited!



Um... we put some of Josh's [Funko] Pop collection up here! And uh... yeah! I'm excited! So in the comments, let me know what you would do to put pictures and whatnot on this wall, 'cause nothing is sticking! As you can see, the curtain fell! We couldn't put a curtain rod in, 'cause can't put curtain rod in concrete! Uh, so we tried them Gorilla Glue strips and... the curtain fell off awhile ago!



*forced laugh* But other than that, we're good! It's, it's home, and it's so nice to finally! be home!

Pet check. She currently has Dobby, Pugsley, and Salazar at her place

 

[Breadbear]

That is a lot of flammable shit piled on and in front of her electric heater.
I guess she likes house fires.

 

[Clotso Coof]

we put some of Josh's [Funko] Pop collection

Josh, the man who supposedly has four teeth rotting out of his head because he can't afford to get them pulled...has that many Funko Pops. How much would all that cost??

This same motherfucker has been unemployed more than he's been employed. He's been homeless on and off for years. He was shitting in a bucket in an old trailer without utilities.

Updated apartment tour. Worth the two and a half minute watch, honestly

Thanks for posting that. I'm glad I watched.

Did you see the filters trying to make a jawline on her pumpkin face at the beginning?

It's a small studio, but it's nicer than she deserves. The floors are a modern laminate board in good condition. The appliances look new, and the cabinets are in good shape. The bathroom is good.

lot of flammable shit piled on and in front of her electric heater

It's a combo heater and air conditioner unit. She should put the never-cleaned litterbox directly in front of it to really make her place smell like home.

 

[stupid frog]

Josh is living there. Fuck this bitch.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Two people, a snake, a cat, and a dog in a littered up studio stinks. She better hope her neighbors are crackheads, or they will call about the smell.

 

[NoReturn]

Updated apartment tour. Worth the two and a half minute watch, honestly

Pet check. She currently has Dobby, Pugsley, and Salazar at her place

Oh god here we go. I ain't even gonna spoiler this.

Good job Piss for:

• Bed not on floor
• Good job hanging keys on the wall, good use of vertical space
• Having a sponge-holder and a sink-rack is the right call

Now for the other stuff.

How do you hang things on a concrete wall?

1. Acquire strong magnets and Gorilla Glue Tape.
2. Put Gorilla Glue Tape on wall, add magnets. (It's better if you can get a magnetic strip to spread the load.)
3. Glue two magnets to the back of whatever you wish to hang.
4. Let everything dry 24 hours.
5. Stick magnets to magnets on wall.

I notice she's also got a circuit breaker panel in living room area, that's great! Those things are magnetic, too, so you can just pop some magnets on a corkboard and hang things on that.

Like so.

"Uh, so we tried them Gorilla Glue strips and... the curtain fell off awhile ago!"
You did it wrong.

If the wall is concrete and you can't drill in, the solution isn't to tape the top of a piece of cloth to the window. You also need to distribute the weight differently. You can't just do two hooks on either end, do something like this instead:


I got that image from the apartment building's own website, by the way: https://www.platossheffield.com/apartments/al/sheffield/floor-plans#/

The apartment guide website shows a better furniture arrangement than what PoJo has chosen, too: https://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/Alabama/Sheffield/Platos/100058881/

I think I even found her floorplan on the same site:


General Notes

• Take that shit off the heater/cooler.
  • I think she has it there because she intends to hang it, but it needs to be moved regardless.
• The bathroom sink is awful. She needs to get that shit organized or it's going to stay that way forever.
  • She has a Walmart down the road from her house, but there are also Amazon options. In general, you want a tiered one, btw (You can also make one with Dollar Store crates, but you want to make sure you add little feet. The key is to have air flow under the items).
    
  • The brushes can be stood upright in an old mug or even an empty glass jar like she's done with the toothbrushes.
• The Funkos are taking up valuable storage space, but is possible Popo can't get up there on her own and would need a dinosaur-grabber to use anything that high. That said, the space could be better-utilized or long-term storage instead of a display self for soon-to-be dusty vinyl. You can even hide things like a document safe in a basket and then stuff the basket up there with some stuffed animals to disguise what it is.
• There's nothing behind the bed headboard on the wall nor across from the bed. For restful sleep, do not put a TV across from the bed, but based on the game console and the stuff that's already on the dresser, we know that's a no-go.

On Pets
Rehome Salazar. I don't care he live in a tank. The place is too small for two humans and three pets. The smell alone is going to be terrible.