Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[TowinKarz]

I refuse to believe Bob Chipman has the bare social skills required to develop a coke connection.

I'm sure he aspires to it.

But you can't convince me without video proof that he's ever candied up his nose.

 

[Mac Monster]

07Mar#25

Cinema Robert is so assmad about YouTube chuds that he can't even get excited for the new product without thinking about them.

07Mar#27
Vance looks like a Garbage Pail Kid to Bobby. This, on the contrary, is the ideal masculinity in Bobby's estimation.

Bob defintely jerked off to this image.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

07Mar#01a
NEWS FLASH!!!!! Bad thing happens to bad person **AGAIN**

Last time he lost his PC for a week. We'll see what happens this time. Probably the same thing.

He could always take this as an opportunity to look into other opportunities and make a career change, but as we've seen, all he's doing and all he'll ever do is bitch and moan on social media instead of fixing his life.

Bob's too stupid to save money because he has a poverty mindset. His dad was an alcoholic and had pickled sperm (and Mama Chipman pickled eggs) and together they pickled at least 2 out of 3 feti to the point that neither of them can make sound fiscal decisions. Plus, didn't Bob brag about trying Cocaine, because after all, that's what the Big Shot Movie Producers/Directors/Writers do to get such GREAT ideas? If Bob has a lingering Coke habit, it would explain much about his bad spending habits AND his overall debt.

He's never done coke. Last year he was talking about it like it was this magic fairy dust that made the 80s so amazing, so he likely assumes if he got some he'd suddenly be able to accomplish all of his goals. Because personal motivation and a work ethic are alien to him, so he assumes people who get shit done must have some magical substance that they use. But no one would be stupid enough to sell drugs to Film Robert, he'd rat them out the second the cops even came nearby.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

I refuse to believe Bob Chipman has the bare social skills required to develop a coke connection.

I'm sure he aspires to it.

But you can't convince me without video proof that he's ever candied up his nose.

its the same as his drinking. this fucking loser isnt a booze hound. he is larping as one

 

[Curious Lurker]

The only coke this lardass is taking is the coca cola he drinks and marinate his chicken with

 

[Koby_Fish]

Last time he lost his PC for a week. We'll see what happens this time. Probably the same thing.

He could always take this as an opportunity to look into other opportunities and make a career change, but as we've seen, all he's doing and all he'll ever do is bitch and moan on social media instead of fixing his life.

He's never done coke. Last year he was talking about it like it was this magic fairy dust that made the 80s so amazing, so he likely assumes if he got some he'd suddenly be able to accomplish all of his goals. Because personal motivation and a work ethic are alien to him, so he assumes people who get shit done must have some magical substance that they use. But no one would be stupid enough to sell drugs to Film Robert, he'd rat them out the second the cops even came nearby.

Bob should have his shit backed up on SSD drives. Not hard drives. A 2 terabyte solid state drive (one of the GOOD brands like Kingston) costs about 100 bucks Canadian. No excuses not to back his shit up.

Of course Bob lies about everything and anything under the sun. Including his dumbass stories of his lesbun friend 'fucking with him' about orangepeeling with tongue to learn to eat pussy, dating the lesbun stockbroker as a beard (may or may not have been the same girl fucking with him over the orange peeling), and the bullshit about Judy Blume Highschool Threesomes. So yeah he's likely lying out his ass when he claimed he tried cocaine.

Probably the only thing he isn't lying about cuz he hasn't mentioned it, is teaching sped niblings Orange Man Bad/Republicans want to gas them in minecraft.

 

[Knyttet]

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So, he doesn't have $250? Oh wait, I'm sure he has an advanced supercomputer with a state of the art, bleeding edge chipset. This probably wouldn't be good enough for him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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for a fake tweet, this is absolutely accurate. Although, I'd split the 3600 between A Fairly Small Amount of McDonald's For The Average-Sized Person, Discount Dave & Buster's, and Hahvahd Watering Hole.

 

[Positron]

or a fake tweet, this is absolutely accurate. Although, I'd split the 3600 between A Fairly Small Amount of McDonald's For The Average-Sized Person, Discount Dave & Buster's, and Hahvahd Watering Hole.

Just rum. And BTW if you have to pay $150 a month for data you better have a company account.


Site. I can't find the film list.

08Mar#01
Bobby is sore that he has to move his hoard of garbage away, and he is mad that The Stupids ruined his upward trajectory

If you can't beat them, join them. Had he took a Stupid job he'd have a new PC now. Oh, don't take care of yourself Bobby; ANGER makes you WIN!

There is no new entry on his eBay page but watch this space.

08Mar#02

You can always make up phony jobs, but will it help the GDP?

The Biden figure is obviously fabricated; Trump I was no worse than Obama. If Trump I managed to do so with fewer jobs, he saved money. And it is idiotic to suggest that the rich forgo chance to make more money (which they allegedly can under Democrat rule) just to spite the workers.

08Mar#03

What Rupar doesn't say is that the female host on the top left corner says, "You can't get a recession just from cutting waste and abuse in government jobs". The "r-word" Bobby mention is neither "retard" nor "Republican".

08Mar#04


08Mar#05


08Mar#06

It seems you are the miserable one, Bobby.

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08Mar#07
Some "startup nations" wants to be freed from Federal laws in order to do unethical experiments. Archive of Wired article.

In the words of Rousseau, they want to be "forced to be free".

08Mar#08
Some Duffy is protecting his DEI underlings from Musk. Archive of NYT article.

The problem with MIT kids isn't what Bobby imagines. The problem is that if you hire MIT kids you have to pay MIT prices; hence the Biden admin cut costs by hiring DEI.

08Mar#09

You are very smart. MIT needs you.

08Mar#10
Obama's DEI installment claims "media literacy" is essential to democracy. Bobby! It's your chance to rise to the occasion!

Once again, when they say "democracy", read "homosexuality" and "jewish propaganda and exploitation".

08Mar#10
Bobby has what it takes to be the Philosopher King...


08Mar#11
...not to mention the Alpha male.

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08Mar#12
Trump allegedly wants to take a bite of Canuckistan. Archive of NYT article.


08Mar#13


08Mar#14

The zew ruined his image when his tantrum was broadcast; it is the Democrats who failed to update their beliefs.

08Mar#15
Do you want jews with that?


08Mar#16
Men are anatomically different from women = phrenology.

On the contrary, I think Bobby has what it takes to be a tenured philosopher -- as long as he surrenders his family jewel.

08Mar#17
*am*r*ate


08Mar#18

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Bobby is sore that he has to move his hoard of garbage away, and he is mad that The Stupids ruined his upward trajectory

but you see robert, you HAVE failed. at life

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Site. I can't find the film list.

It's here. The movies are slop I couldn't care less about.

08Mar#18

Bad things are happening to bad people. Sounds about right.

08Mar#17
*am*r*ate

 

[ChampFantana]

08Mar#16
Men are anatomically different from women = phrenology.

On the contrary, I think Bobby has what it takes to be a tenured philosopher -- as long as he surrenders his family jewel.

My word, I can almost HEAR PiggyBob violently shit his diaper in imbecilic glee. I sure hope his wrangler strapped his helmet on properly.

"Hur Hur Dur I sure showed THAT CHUD!"


I wonder, can Ma Chipman afford a private wrangler or does she take on that unpleasant dooty for herself?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Site. I can't find the film list.

It's hidden in the top right corner.

And here's the entire list. I'll do my best to try to separate everything but incase I screw anything up the syntax for the list is broken down into sections with the movie title and I assume the director right underneath of it. There are no links to the movies or people involved. They also didn't add any shadowing to the font so some of it washes out when the background changes to lighter colors. Way to fucking go

https://salemhorror.com/shf8-film-program

https://archive.ph/H39Pr

Spoiler: troon spook movies

SHF8 Film Program

Features

Catch A Killer
Teddy Grennan

Head Like a Hole
Stefan MacDonald-Labelle

House of Ashes
Izzy Lee

Pater Noster and the Mission of Light
Christopher Bickel

So Fades the Light
Get Super Rad

The Dæmon
David Yohe, Matt Devino

The Rebrand
Kaye Adelaide


Interludes

3 Easy Steps
Paige Henderson

Dry January
C.J. Arellano

Forgive Me
Cameron Fei Sun

Girls
Julien Hosmalin

RAT!
Neal Suresh Mulani

Spoons
Joshua Conkel

The Baby
Taylor Bustamante

The Conduit
Conor Soucy

Voyager
Pablo Pagán


Shorts

A Drive at Dawn
Joe D'Ovidio

Be Bad
Lauren Hart

Bedlamer
Alexa Jane Jerrett

Bloody Mary
Drew Underwood

Bush
Emma Mazurek

Cruelty
Sam Das

Doppelgänger
Brian Mitchell, Ian Start

Feedback
Xavier Coleman

Find You Here
Jo Smyth

Frankenbabes From Beyond The Grave!
Andrew Bowser

Full Moon Glory Hole
Thom Newell

Gaslighter
Virginia Powers Hendry

Her House
Will Lee

How to Stay Awake
Vanessa Magic

If Martin Clunes Wore Lip Gloss
Amy McLeish

It Draws Closer
Joshua David Matthews

Izzy
Yfke van Berckelaer

Les Bêtes
Michael Granberry

My Child
Deniz Akyurek

Nervous Ellie
David Yorke

Out of Body
Joseph Le

Pocket Princess
Olivia Loccisano

Poppy's Saturn
Nicole Tegelaar

Pumpkin Guts
Bryan M. Ferguson

Safe
David Yorke

Scrumptious
Paul Jacob Presley

Sweaty Larry
Vanessa Ionta Wright

The Last Thing She Saw
Anthony Cousins, Rebecca Daugherty

The Night Side
Sophie Whipple

The Seance
Hunter Burns, Jordan Spalding

Turn It Off
Senda Maud Bonnet

Unravelling
Aimie Willemse

VHX
Alisa Stern, Scott Ampleford

Wake
Sean Carter


LOCAL MASS HYSTERIA


INTERLUDES

Forever War
Shana Figueroa

Humanzee
Taro O'Halloran


SHORTS

Bill Came Back
Kenneth Lawrence

Day Dreams
Michael Perik, Olivia White

Indicator
Vinnie Pagano

Katie's Skin
Steven Schloss

Mordrake
Erika Rodgers

Paper Dolls
Zoe Katzen

The Guest on Topsfield Road
Luke St. Germaine

The Halloween Party
Erica Stockwell-Alpert

The site is so shit that it even cuts off it's own flyer to try to get you to sign up to their newsletter.

There's only a place to buy tickets and links back to the main group behind Salem Horror Fest, the Horror Arts Collective.

https://www.horrorartscollective.com/

https://archive.ph/LQ7Wq

You can also donate to this non-non-profit if you desire more shitty troon slasher movies.

08Mar#18

Uh oh! Is your horribly made, shitlib hug box dying on you? How could that happen?

 

[Ensok]

Bob's posts and interactions on Bluesky are like looking into some kind of alternate universe.

 

[Mola Ram]

but you see robert, you HAVE failed. at life

I know we say Bob is delusional a lot, but still, seeing him insist that he'd practically be Emperor of the Universe if not for that verdammt pandemic and how all the dummies in the world dealt with it is really kind of breathtaking. It's been almost five years, Bob, shouldn't you have made some progress by now? And never mind how badly he overestimates his trajectory at the time.

Bob will be blaming other people for his own fuckups on his deathbed.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2025.03.08-01] Bobby is sore that he has to move his hoard of garbage away, and he is mad that The Stupids ruined his upward trajectory

Moviebob: "I'd be [...] at peace fi I had genuinely 'failed' at something..."

Moviebob will never have enough self-awarenedd to realize Bob ha failed at everything in life.

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[2025.03.08-03]

What Rupar doesn't say is that the female host on the top left corner says, "You can't get a recession just from cutting waste and abuse in government jobs". The "r-word" Bobby mention is neither "retard" nor "Republican".

And Moviebob is still a four-letter C-word that shares 75% of its letters with the word aunt.

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>> Nazibob has entered the chat.

[2025.03.08-04]

[2025.03.08-06]

Funny who Moviebob keeps using Charles Darwin and the idea lf Natural Selection™, given that Moviebob would easily be among the first eliminated in the game of survival of the fittest.

It seems you are the miserable one, Bobby.

That's because, as Positron stated under the first image...

ANGER makes you WIN!

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[2025.04.08-08] Some Duffy is protecting his DEI underlings from Musk. Archive of NYT article.

So says Moviebob, evil wizard who firmly believes that wiping the Red Wasteland from existence is how to do America better.

The problem with MIT kids isn't what Bobby imagines. The problem is that if you hire MIT kids you have to pay MIT prices; hence the Biden admin cut costs by hiring DEI.

And if you hire Moviebob at thrift-store prices, you're still paying too much.

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[2025.03.08-10] Obama's DEI installment claims "media literacy" is essential to democracy. Bobby! It's your chance to rise to the occasion!

Once again, when they say "democracy", read...

A monopolistic Democrat oligarchy.

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[2025.03.08-10] Bobby has what it takes to be the Philosopher King...

Just not the obvious, whale-sized bigot Moviebob crosses paths with every time Bob looks at in the bathroom mirror.

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[2025.03.08-13]

MAGA does cheer for Ukrainian citizens deaths'. The so-called anti-war Democrats, on the other hand...

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[2025.03.08-14]

@ghosts: "Wow. They're like actuall braindead."

Now that you've made your opinions known about Democrats have shown increased support of Zelenskyy....

[Zelenskyy]ruined his image when his tantrum was broadcast; it is the Democrats who failed to update their beliefs.

A-yup!

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

08Mar#01
Bobby is sore that he has to move his hoard of garbage away, and he is mad that The Stupids ruined his upward trajectory

I want Bob to clarify when was everything moving up for him. Because you haven't had any positive life or career movings since... what, 2011 or 2012 at this point? You got fired from The Escapist the first time, you have been living in a basement apartment with relatives, you were diagnosed with diabetes and have had continued failing health. The only positive blip in the last decade plus was briefly getting rehired by a declining The Escapist only to get fired again for the exact same reason you get fired the first time around.

 

[Mac Monster]

08Mar#01
Bobby is sore that he has to move his hoard of garbage away, and he is mad that The Stupids ruined his upward trajectory

If you can't beat them, join them. Had he took a Stupid job he'd have a new PC now. Oh, don't take care of yourself Bobby; ANGER makes you WIN!

There is no new entry on his eBay page but watch this space.

If your entire life can be summed up by shelves of worthless knickknacks that you have to pawn off, then that's a pretty pathetic and meaningless life. Getting rid of useless shit is something every normal person does, but since Blobby has dedicated most of his life to kissing the taint of corporations, he sees it as some great injustice.

 

[Mola Ram]

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If your entire life can be summed up by shelves of worthless knickknacks that you have to pawn off, then that's a pretty pathetic and meaningless life. Getting rid of useless shit is something every normal person does, but since Blobby has dedicated most of his life to kissing the taint of corporations, he sees it as some great injustice.

I feel like that Bob Ross crock pot has been on his page since I discovered the Farms.

 

[Flexo]

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If your entire life can be summed up by shelves of worthless knickknacks that you have to pawn off, then that's a pretty pathetic and meaningless life. Getting rid of useless shit is something every normal person does, but since Blobby has dedicated most of his life to kissing the taint of corporations, he sees it as some great injustice.

It really triggers my autism that he does "bookend" type sorting.

Like the top shelf - 8 bit mario on both ends. Then metal marios. Then Princess Peach followed by Rosaline. Then Daisy is just on the left while Bowser is on both sides before 3 oddballs in the middle (Boo, 8 bit Link, Bowser Jr)

Why those? Why not Dr Mario or Toad or Yoshi or even just the other pair of Mario & Luigi (on shelf 2). It would be more poetic to have all Bowser, Wario, Donkey Kong, AND Sonic on shelf 2 for a fun little "opponents/enemies of mario" theme there. Why are the Pit(s) 2 shelves away from his goddess?

Either group them together by Theme (All marios, then all luigis, all princess, etc) or group them by game. This is just like... a glimpse into a strange mind. I couldn't even begin to guess what his sorting sense was.