Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Cheesy Beavy]

Plus now also available in teal and midnight purple!

I wish my real penis was teal or midnight purple.

 

[Ann Berlin]

https://transtoolshed.com/products/archer-small-soft-packer

Spoiler: penis

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looks like they squeak if you squeeze it

Seriously, this whole encounter is baffling. Was she expecting the hookup to sexily place her rubber dick on the nightstand so they could get down??

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Poultry in motion: enjoy this video of someone manhandling a neovagina like he's pulling apart pieces of boiled chicken. I always like the videos because it really helps illustrate how alien and horrific these procedures are.
Mundane-Winter-8935 (Dr. Min Jun; vaginoplasty)
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Spoiler: If any man manipulated my crotch like this, I'd be on the news.

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This one almost passes if you only have a passing reference of what a vagina should look like. Here's one horror that doesn't come to mind until later, The slit that looks like it should be the vaginal canal? that's his urethra, the actual hole they made is lower. And since trannies and their chasers are idiots, there's a nonzero chance he's dilating and being fucked in the urethra.

 

[Audit]

I want Pooners to get sent to Men's Prisons. They absolutely deserve it.

Stop, endless male attention from "prison gay" men is actually what they want. This is a collection of insane harlots who would be BPD whores even without pooning out.

The pooner is best punished by internet deprivation. Forced labor in the great outdoors under amish overlords is the true and proper path to making pooners suffer.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I wish my real penis was teal or midnight purple.

Good news!

If you practice you can do cool little designs on your penis, too. Women like abstract florals.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I will never be a detransition grifter because I'm not a craven solipsistic piece of shit.

So, it's gotten so bad that the notion of detransitioning has crept into Fistulissa's mind. He's insisting he won't do it. And why won't he detransition?
Is it because he's a true and honest woman?
Is it because he's a woman no matter what happens to his genitals?
No, the reason he won't detransition is because he's "not a craven solipsistic piece of shit."

You know what I'll never do? Declare on X that I'm not my actual sex, then ramble about how if I ever admit that I am, it means I'm a bad person. Because that would be C R A Z Y

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

But do they really not have a single person in their lives to observe that their hysterical, emotional reactions to minor slights, and eleventeen paragraphs of dramatic over-analyzation, are much more characteristic of a neurotic woman than a heckin' valid masculine dood-bro?

There's only so much a normal person can do for these types, to be fair. It's actually kind of impressive how thoroughly they burn bridges, not even ashes are left

 

[GloriousScarf]

Are the butchers beginning to get scared and no longer want to ignore underlying mental health issues?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Are the butchers beginning to get scared and no longer want to ignore underlying mental health issues?

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This evil woman refuses to cut my balls off! My life is ruined!!

You can't hate trannies enough.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Are the butchers beginning to get scared and no longer want to ignore underlying mental health issues?

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"My surgeon thinks I'm insane because I want them to cut my balls off!"
If normies could actually hear this shit for a goddamn second

 

[Procrastinhater]

https://transtoolshed.com/products/archer-small-soft-packer

Spoiler: penis

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Archer Small Soft Packer​

Archer Small is a more compact version of New York Toy Collective's circumcised silicone packer Archer. Archer Small is nearly 75% percent of the size of Archer.

Archer Small has been designed for people with smaller builds, or for trans youth for whom an adult size small packer might still be too large. Many parents of trans youth are searching for products for their young folks, and this product may help.

In the photo, Archer Small is shown next to a penny for scale. Available colors are (from left to right in photo): cashew, caramel, hazelnut, and chocolate. Plus now also available in teal and midnight purple!

The total length of the entire packer is just under 4 inches. Shaft length is about 3 inches. Width of balls at widest point is 1.75". Circumcised.

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Archer packers are circumcised, whereas "Pierre" ones aren't. How delightful.

Lol Pooner cope "dicks" are fucking hilarious.
They're so stupid. I remember the story about the Pooner who's cope dick packer fell out of her shorts, and because she was a fat ass and didn't have her grabby stick thing she had to go home to get it, by the time she got back the cope dick had gone lol.
Or there was another Pooner whose packer thing fell out in the bathroom and rolled into the next stall, which was occupied.

Dude in it said "bro you dropped your... dick: and.pushed it back under the stall divider.

Seriously those things are fucking retarded. Some of them cost a fucking fortune too, they have like stretchy skin and hair, I guess at that point it's better than a dumb arm roll dead flesh 'dog. At least the cope dicks don't need surgery to fix them to Li'l Pooners crotch.

 

[GloriousScarf]

They're so stupid. I remember the story about the Pooner who's cope dick packer fell out of her shorts, and because she was a fat ass and didn't have her grabby stick thing she had to go home to get it, by the time she got back the cope dick had gone lol.

You forgot the best part, it was outside a frat house and she heard all the frat boys laughing and ran home in case they were laughing at her.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Lol Pooner cope "dicks" are fucking hilarious

They’re bizarre because no one is looking at a guy’s dick bulge in daily life. (Maybe gay men do? I don’t know.)
It would be considered really gross if you could always make out the outline of your coworker’s dick.

 

[Magic Pickle]

It's been a second, so let's look at some very gender-affirming top surgery results. I'm always baffled that these girls refuse to name their surgeons, because they are often victims of some of the grisliest consequences.

Joseph's Technicolor Dream Nipple doesn't appear to be doing so hot on this girl as the skin around her nipple flushes and deadens during this nipple's encroaching death.
Neoderauserwaehlte
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Spoiler: "Will my nipples survive?" No, they should be Old Yeller'd.

This black pooner is uneasy about the fact that her nipples look like a pair of googly eyes.
Kylasmiles
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Summer nips​

I love my top surgery, it's one of the best things that I ever did. I don't really care about my scars, I don't care that the scar and nipple placements are a little lopsided. But I am SO nervous to go shirtless this summer because of my missing nipple pigmentation. I am also not happy with my nipple 'shape' as the areola is basically what has color in the photo and my entire nipple is the pink part. They are huge, I'm not sure why my surgeon made the nipples so big....one day I plan to get a nipple revision to get them much smaller. Anyway, I am just looking for encouragement or even general help for my pink nipples. I don't think medical tattooing is in the cards for me ATM. I want to be shirtless at the beach but I'm insecure and nervous. My surgery was almost 8 months ago.

Spoiler: They look... surprised?

The scars on this one remind me of the nasty scars featured often in pooner art: large and yawning, stretching across the bony carapace of a girl pretending to be a boy.
boneskreep
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Is revision possible? 7 months post-op​

Hello, I wanted to ask if anyone could have any insight on this. At 1 month post op my scar sadly stretched and now it has healed like this (it opened, yes, but not completely or enough to be full gore if you know what I mean). I've learned to accept my scars no matter what, knowing I'd cover them up with tattoos, but lately I've been considering revision on this specific part. It's barely visible, but because the skin 'tore apart", I have a little bit of extra tissue above and below the scarring. Overall it's a pretty smooth scar that I'm still working on breaking because of the extra scarring. I think the problem is more that when I look down I can see an edge and it looks worse than it actually is... But if there's the revision option, that wouldn't be too bad!

Spoiler: It's just missing heart-shaped nipples!

A curvaceous entry for this category - I can't ever get past the feminine silhouette that reveals itself once the breasts are removed.
totoreel
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4.5 months post op - how does it look?​

hey folks!
i have been quite happy with the results except this one saggy part near my left armpit where the scar ends.. that also messes the alignment of the nipples.. but my surgeon was also unhappy about that and said it would be a minor revision but first he wants to see how gym and scar care would help.. and ya my nipples are changing colour n shape which is normal!? any thoughts on how extensive this revision is - is it just a stitch? and should he be charging me for it since it’s an error on his part?
any other thoughts would be appreciated on the results

Spoiler: I got them dog ears in me.

The fact that these girls never seem to know how to identify infection leads to several different conclusions, but the ones I keep returning to are: A) these girls are profoundly sheltered and/or stupid and are unaware of what injuries look like in any meaningful way outside of TV or movies, or B) these girls are so spineless and hypotonic in emotional muscle that they need constant reassurance even when their fucking houses are on fire. Amazing.
Tangled_Clouds
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Infection?​

Yesterday a part of the scab fell off and today, there’s this liquid leaking out of it… should I be concerned? I’m gonna send it to the clinic for sure tho

Spoiler: No, dood, yellow pus is just, like, your body turning into a boy's!

Lastly, we'll do some non-photographic (but still surgery-related) stories for the squeamish farmers.

A post-op FTM doesn't know how to navigate lying to her child because her ex-wife rightfully wants to rip her from her grasp.
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Navigating being stealth while co-parenting with transphobic ex.​

So I’ve got a pretty complicated situation that I could really use some support and ideas about how to navigate. I’m having stage 1 rff this summer. I have a 10 year old from a previous relationship that I have 50/50 custody of with her mom. I am happily remarried and also have 2 older step kids who are out of the house. All of our kids know that I’m trans and are supportive. We have told the two oldest about my surgery, but have not told the 10 year old. The issue is that my ex wife is extremely transphobic, my transition (paired with her cheating on me) was what resulted in our divorce 10 years ago. I do not want my ex finding out about my surgery, as she has taken me to court in past trying to gain custody of our kiddo due to the fact that I’m trans. We also live in a small town and I have no doubt that she would openly discuss my surgery with people, creating an unsafe environment for me. I have already told my kids mom that we need to be out of state for 5 weeks this summer to help my wife’s aging parents with some medical stuff etc, and that I plan to have our daughter fly to meet us for the last 2 weeks. However, I’m not sure what to tell my daughter when she comes to meet us and sees that I’ve had surgery. I really wish I didn’t have to lie to her, but it’s not okay to put her in the position of holding a secret from her mom. I’ve been debating about telling her that I had hip surgery and some kind of carpal tunnel surgery? It feels awful to lie, and definitely creates a lot of stress, but the alternative of her mom finding out is also not an option and is unsafe. Post op, I plan to wear a sleeve on my arm to cover the scar for the first couple of years until I’m able to get a tattoo cover up. Any thoughts or recommendations are welcome. Have really appreciated all the support in this community along this journey.

A dishonest troon's lies catch up to him when the imminent removal of his Ben and Jerry's rises from the horizon.
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lied to friends about being fully post op, now I want to get full surgery but I'm nervous about how to ask for their help, without having to fully expose my lies; advice requested.​

#titleIsTheTLDR
Hey fems/mascs
I live in NY state, So things regarding access to healthcare and treatments for trans people are still relatively okay-ish for now, (not super confident our state leaders are doing enough in the legal fields to actually protect us trans people at this current moment, but I'm trying to remain hopeful while also planning contingencies.
I'm looking to get my SRS planned out, already started talking to mt senai
(was going to do langone, but I've heard that mt senai is slightly better, though sources say the staff are a little too forward/ can be blunt, Also given that langone hospital tried to violate state law and follow an Executive order despite EO's NOT being laws I feel like it's best to avoid them)
I already have people willing to help me through most of the process, stay with me during recovery, driving around for check ups and take home from hospice.
My main concern is that I have been renting part of a house from some very close friends that are under the impression (I lied to them) that I have already had full surgery.......
I'd prefer not to tell them the truth, but I want to make sure I at least have a believable lie to give them as to why I'd be out of town for a month, and out of work on medication leave for 2-3 months.
For reference, they are not well informed on trans issues/procedures. They are still accepting, I just didn't want them to treat me different for being pre op vs how they treat me if I'm post op.
Here is the lie I'm currently thinking of telling them as the explanation.

When I first got surgery I got a a procedure referred to as "zero depth sex reassignment surgery"
At the time it was the only surgery I could afford even with my insurance
Now I want to go in for the rest of the procedure now that I have stable living and decent health insurance through my work.

Do you guys/girls think this is a fully believable lie?
I need them to still think I had some kind of surgery beforehand as I do not want them to feel like they were conned/lied to, but I also need the realistic excuse to actually go get the surgery....
if anyone has suggestions for extra details I might be missing for the explanation I plan on feeding them please let me know......

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Have none of these people ever had a decent cut/scrape? You can always tell when those are infected and it makes a great comparison for good healing to poor healing.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Can't read this as anything other than "Traditional Chinese Medicine." Picturing some really intensely focused moxibustion cupping.

Makes more sense than “Turner’s Classic Movies(tm) metoidioplasty”

I read it as trichloromethane, which is probably more fitting to a surgical context.

 

[Peaches Demure]

@Magic Pickle

I'd prefer not to tell them the truth, but I want to make sure I at least have a believable lie to give them as to why I'd be out of town for a month, and out of work on medication leave for 2-3 months.
For reference, they are not well informed on trans issues/procedures. They are still accepting, I just didn't want them to treat me different for being pre op vs how they treat me if I'm post op.

FFS it has nothing to do with being "supportive" of whatever nonsense. All that matters to your landlord is whether or not they believe you'll be able to manage your rent payments on time, and the tenant being out of commission for several months due to some elective procedure that has an extremely high failure rate does matter to the landlord no matter how you want to spin it. It's not a charity. These people are renting their property out with the purpose of turning a profit, and they're completely in their right to deny someone who doesn't have a stable source of income.

It never fails to astound me how self-centered troons are. Not just selfish as a character trait, but completely of other people's needs and how they factor into their decision-making.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Have none of these people ever had a decent cut/scrape? You can always tell when those are infected and it makes a great comparison for good healing to poor healing.

Considering how many of them self harm I'm actually quite surprised at their lack of ability when evaluating wounds and caring for them. Should be a pretty familiar turf

 

[whotfsaidthat]

be honest kiwi. youre curious, arent you?

Spoiler

 

[Magic Pickle]

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be honest kiwi. youre curious, arent you?

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Never a day before have I envied Helen Keller to such an extent.