Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

[biggacracka]

She keeps eating the blot tests faster than they can get answers out of her so it's taking a while.

My bet is she says they stole the inkblots from her and she can prove it by tracing them

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Rhonda, if Emmy's stuck in the looney bin indefinitely, can you please let us know?

 

[NerdShamer]

I'm pretty sure that her immune system had crapped out on her, for good. But it was bound to happen as long as she kept Runic around

 

[Trombonista]

If she died, who would write her obituary?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If she died, who would write her obituary?

I'd just copy it.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Emily Cassidy (1990–2025): A Life of Bold Choices

Emily Cassidy lived by her own rules, for better or worse. Born in 1990, she spent her life chasing beauty—sometimes by stealing it. An art thief of remarkable skill, she moved through galleries and private collections with the grace of a seasoned connoisseur, always leaving behind more questions than answers.

Never one to shy away from controversy, Emily thrived on heated debates, relishing every chance to prove herself right—whether she was or not. Her sharp tongue and quick wit made her a formidable opponent in any argument, and she never backed down from a fight, verbal or otherwise.

Equally unapologetic in her personal life, Emily had no reservations about baring it all—literally. Whether it was for art, attention, or simply because she felt like it, she lived in defiance of convention, embracing her body and her freedom with an almost reckless enthusiasm.

Though her methods were unconventional, and her morals often up for debate, Emily lived life on her own terms. She leaves behind a legacy of stolen masterpieces, impassioned debates, and an unmistakable presence that few will forget. In the end, she was exactly who she wanted to be—and for Emily Cassidy, that was all that ever mattered.

 

[Smokeski]

Emily Cassidy (1990-2025):
Emily was a crazy bitch with fucked up titties. She had a way to act crazy as fuck in all sorts of situations. She made the days of everyone worse. She loved to steal art and harass her family. She'll be remembered by Lamby, Pigeon and her mom, all of whom will slap her body to make sure she's dead. She'll be missed by Kiwifarms who got great entertainment from her antics, as well as disgust from her islamic nudes. Emily was cremated in a pizza oven at dominos and a service will be held in a local park at 3pm for people to piss on her ashes.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Emily Cassidy (1990–2025): A Life of Bold Choices

This is way too good. Let me give it a shot.

Spoiler: Emily Obituary

lol. She a fat retard. Rest in piss art thief

 

[NerdShamer]

If she died, who would write her obituary?

Probably nobody. For some odd reason, nearly everyone whom she interacted with hated her, except for her pedo boyfriend. In fact, his last comment about her was 8/10, will molest again.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

If she died, who would write her obituary?

I believe they do poppers obits, where it's just standard name, dob, dod, etc and thats it, by the hospital.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Poor Emily. Here's a remix of her favorite tune we can play at the funeral.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Like @N9OGL, are we witnessing another dead thread? Could Emily be super medicated, or consumed by varmints and buzzards, in a ditch?

 

[NerdShamer]

Could Emily be consumed by varmints and buzzards, in a ditch?

Do you have an screen recording of this. Because we all know the penalty if you happened to be wrong....

I can do another one with moving my hand UNDER my crotch ?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Like @N9OGL, are we witnessing another dead thread? Could Emily be super medicated, or consumed by varmints and buzzards, in a ditch?

Who knows. Either Emily will someday return to repeat the same nonsense as before, or she won't. All known accounts anyone's bothered to check show no activity so it's anyone's guess as to what unusual event has occurred that has unexpectedly and perhaps finally shut her up. But for both now and an indeterminate amount of time yet to come, the waiting continues.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Maybe Emily is doing an uno reverse to us ignoring her.

 

[The Un-Clit]

She must be locked up and/or heavily medicated.

I can't see any other factor short of becoming An Hero strong enough to keep her from her obsessive need to be known as A REAL ARTIST WHO DOSENT STEAL LAMBY IS A LIAR!!!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

She must be locked up and/or heavily medicated.

I can't see any other factor short of becoming An Hero strong enough to keep her from her obsessive need to be known as A REAL ARTIST WHO DOSENT STEAL LAMBY IS A LIAR!!!

What if she got kicked out of the group home for sperging out one too many times? These places do have rules that the residents need to follow. General rules like clean up, don't use the stove unsupervised, no going outside by yourself, etc. There are individual rules based on the client's specific needs like take your meds, go to your therapy, make your doctor appointments, etc. Is it possible there was a rule about Emily's Internet behaviors since she is a legitimate danger to herself and others. She posts her own dox, threatens Lamby and others, engages with dangerous strangers, and works herself up into a frothy rage which can't be good for her deformed heart.

It's possible the "landlord" had to make a tough decision and kick Emily to the curb. This apparently would not be the first time. Emily has been kicked out of a women's housing place "out west" and also got kicked out of the La Casa battered women's shelter.

Just an idea.

 

[NerdShamer]

She must be locked up and/or heavily medicated.

I can't see any other factor short of becoming An Hero strong enough to keep her from her obsessive need to be known as A REAL ARTIST WHO DOSENT STEAL LAMBY IS A LIAR!!!

That's it, in accordance to the following decree by our esteemed Pickle Princess

WHERE ARE YOUR RECORDS!?

IF YOU CANNOT PRODUCE IT, TAKE THIS THREAD DOWN.

I hearby sentence y'all to spend one hour watching her old shower vids. Or you can write an 300 word essay on why an herd of niggers would simp for her cube-shaped ass.

Also there's an entire big butts community in the Black community as well that like my big ass.

Court is adjourned

than don't spread rumors you can't back up.

people are PISSED at you.

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES YOU DAMN LIARS & COWARDS

*bangs gavel*

Are you brave enough to do what I just did? if you ask me your the coward for not letting me look into the eyes of a person making bad claims.

SUCK IT BITCH

 

[Man In A Dress]

What if she got kicked out of the group home for sperging out one too many times? These places do have rules that the residents need to follow.

I think if that were the case she would continue to phone post on Discord at the very least. Instead, we have absolute silence.

There doesn't appear to be any news articles or obituaries to suggest she died or had some kind of violent incident. The best I can conclude from this is that someone decided she should be involuntarily committed and so far, she hasn't demonstrated she is well enough to be let out.

So now she gets to play Wonder Woman, smear shit on the walls and rip a couple of doors off their hinges as she rages at her expulsion from various communities as ignoring her was the solution. No more trying to prove herself, no more video spam, our apathy broke her and seemed to finally hammer the point home that she isn't getting her bans reversed on various sites. It certainly shut her up

She'll probably return with a renewed sense of bitterness and rage. We'll never know though because we all have her super blocked.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think if that were the case she would continue to phone post on Discord at the very least. Instead, we have absolute silence.

Possibly, but hear me out.

Emily is on government assistance. I'd safely assume she has a free government phone. In order to keep the phone active, I believe you need to use it to make a call at least once every 30 days. If this doesn't happen, the phone gets shut off.

Now it's well known that Emily doesn't have any IRL friends or family. Everyone she does talk to is online. I would guess she doesn't make many actual phone calls. She would also most likely use an app if she was ordering delivery food and not telephoning.

If Emily was in custody for a couple of weeks and had not used her phone previously, it's possible it could have lapsed. I wouldn't put it passed her to not use her phone until it gave her a warning "You have X days left until your phone is shut off".

This is just a theory and does not explain why she wouldn't just go to the library and use their Internet like any other homeless person.