🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 44.1%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 9 9.7%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 46.2%

  • Total voters
    93
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Ralph is coming along well into his lesbian hiphop grandma phase. He has always been a simple fat bitch.
 
Ralph is very mad about the pig emoji feature. In his desperation to dunk on Null he has resorted to reposting Elaine Miller. Except he didn't actually repost her because that would immediately reveal that this information is garbage from the most untrustworthy source. Elaine is the woman who literally carved JOSH MOON into her flesh in case you're not familiar with her.

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In case your curious, that woman isn't Emspex and Emspex and Null also never dated.

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Elaine is replygirling under every Tweet.

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