🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Angry Shoes]

Ralph would be on a plane in an hour if Grace offered to fuck him.

She looks better than his last 2 exes. Absurdly low bar. But still.

 

[AnOminous]

It's probably a combination of ozempic and alcohol. If he's done what I think he's done, he asked his doctor for the highest dose of ozempic possible (4mg, iirc) and is getting all his calories from alcohol and snacks, but is only consuming a small fraction of the calories he would normally consume.

I'm pretty sure Balldo did something like this, but he started out a pathetic, weak, emaciated skelly and couldn't afford it. I think he got actual brain damage from it.

At least the Rage Pig actually has some weight he could afford to lose, although he could easily pull off the trick of being simultaneously malnourished and fat as fuck.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Piggertits setting the record straight, he's very embarrassed.
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No one watches the kill stream these days, not the bots, not the a-lawgs, not even that broke dick feminist Joshua Connor Mooooooooonnn!

Tough luck, piggertits!

 

[AltisticRight]

Piggertits setting the record straight, he's very embarrassed.
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>Go watch the killstream
Eh, no.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

No one watches the kill stream these days, not the bots, not the a-lawgs, not even that broke dick feminist Joshua Connor Mooooooooonnn!

Tough luck, piggertits!

The killstream still around, I guess it is the only thing keeping Ralph alive besides booze

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

No one watches the kill stream these days, not the bots, not the a-lawgs, not even that broke dick feminist Joshua Connor Mooooooooonnn!

Tough luck, piggertits!

Well….Cog and Kino Casio watch it…..

But they also watch Destiny suck off fuentes, and like it

 

[Glowie]

The Ralphamale's (bad) luck, Grace Thorp posted this on X:
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EDIT: The Ralphamale in troo cavalier fashion responded:
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EDIT2: This is too perfect he made a video response now!
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I get sex offender vibes from latter video, he's too close for my liking.

 

[Marche]

I get sex offender vibes from latter video, he's too close for my liking.

He is a sex offender though

 

[Lidl Drip]

Does Ralph do anything else these days other than seethe about women out of his league who would never date him? That male loneliness epidemic hitting the Ralphamálé real hard it seems.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/37Sde

Remember that Ralph tried to make lolipedo Pantsoo rebrand as a tradwife after he set a donation goal to see her in a bikini. But these women being normally dressed on Twitter are WHOARS!

 

[Glowie]

He is a sex offender though

By that he'd molest and rape anyone regardless of biological sex of the individual, he could reach through screen.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Yea, they were all on-air

Okay nigga, and?

I know you're down bad, but she fucks her dad. I know developing some standards would be breaking the habit of a lifetime, but please try.

 

[Oliver Onions]

But these women being normally dressed on Twitter are WHOARS!

Is that the point he was trying to make? I thought he was offering them up like a sampler platter. Ralph's mind is fascinating.

 

[Farmer9876]

Imagine eating this good

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Does it get any more emotionally damaged than a woman who has been molested and abused by her own dad her entire life? AND she's desperate for internet clout AND she is somehow even less relevant than Ralph?!

Yeah, it does, unfortunately.
Coldnessinmyheart from tumblr

 

[Glowie]

Imagine eating this good

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Piggy has frequent panic attacks, considering his body weight he needs 8mg per day.

More likely rape pig pops Xanax like candy and goes full "I am Cornholio!" once the high and hallucinations kick in.

 

[Max Free]

Ralph is the drunken uncle of the internet. He was rich and famous at one point until he pissed it all away. Now nobody but a few actually remember him.

Explain to me how he ever gained fame and fortune in the first place, because from what I can remember all the way back from 2015, he was always a choleric fat wigger retard you'd normally try to avoid and not be associated with.

 

[Estate]

Remember when Ralph was a top 5 streamer on youtube and his movement to a new site (stream.me) caused an explosion of viewers and content?

It's insane how far he's fallen, he went from a top rate eceleb comparable to someone like destiny or metokur to a homeless countryless bum that we just watch to see drunken meltdowns.

That's simply because of extreme good luck.
Ralph's show just happened to be the place where cool kids hanged around, had slap fights and Ralph was tard wrangled by Nora then, so he didn't speak much and just hosted.
The moment he thought he was more then just a host and believed he was actually what drew people in, that was the moment the gunt started tumbling down toward his current self.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Explain to me how he ever gained fame and fortune in the first place, because from what I can remember all the way back from 2015, he was always a choleric fat wigger retard you'd normally try to avoid and not be associated with.

He managed to get Metokur on his show so people would watch hoping Metokur calls in while Zidan managed to work getting interesting and unique guests to call in and scream at each other.

 

[Bootsy]

This is what his body looks like now.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"Stop fucking your daughter."

Ralph and I agree on this.