DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSP is using multiple Insta360 Link 2 webcam, which costs about $200 (found it on pigpiggo). DSP claims these are cheap but $200 for a webcam is very expensive.
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specs:
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The specs imply it is USB 2.0 but it would not surprise me at all if DSP has all the settings cranked to the highest possible levels as well as the AI tracking and bokeh tools possible.

Some people say there are lots of issues with it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Insta360/comments/1ib0isa/insta_360_link_2_i_do_not_recommend/

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TLDR: moronsydephil went and bought the most expensive webcams possible and they have issues
He's proven time and time again that he's one of those morons who think expensive = good.
 
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Someone tipped him with advice on troubleshooting the tech issues and he began rushing through the message before declaring "I'm not doing that." The next tip suggested a fundraiser and he was a lot more receptive.
 
Something weird or big is afoot but I can't quite put my finger on it.
Yeah Khet has to all her clothes shopping at Lane Bryant but on the plus (pun intended) all the clothes she buys are no longer XXXL or size 18 they're American medium. (for those kiwis who are not burgerlanders Lane Bryant is a fat womens store chain and it's also where one of the most brutal mass murders occurred in the early 2000's in chicago when a robber went in on a slow day and held staff hostage only to kill them all when he caught one calling the police his whereabouts still unknown to this day.)
 
This is just me sperging; but another thing apparently forgot, is that certain characters are more magically inclined than others, and/or not as useful as others. Victor isn't magically inclined and would be better served with a rune that does a powerful physical attack; giving him a magical casting rune is a mistake (in my opinion). I also usually put the Fire Run on Cleo and Water on Gremio, as Gremio is always with you for the first half of the game, and giving him Water makes him a pinch healer/support. Phil's just throwing orbs and shit at whoever, and I'm not saying it will bite him in the ass, but the dude needs to be able to just sit on things at times and not burn them from the start.

Even without the tech issues, he fucking stalls way too much. For fuck's sakes Phil, you're almost 6 hours into the game and just got the castle, how are you this fucking slow (I know, rhetorical, shut up).

Edit: Phil just got rocked by basic enemies in Lepant's house... one fucking Game Over already.
 
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he will simultaneously puff his chest about how good he is at beating “scrubs” and then not make any excuses about making excuses why he can’t beat anybody skillful.
His "meme" team has BB Hood (someone with a very strong Super that is easy to hit), Tron (a top-tier assist with lots of chip damage) and I believe Magneto/Sentinel (literally the top 2 characters in the whole game). Such a disingenuous faggot, even 11 y/o me knew that was a broken-ass team if you were messing around.

One of my favorite moments from the Redemption arc is this pig @‘ed Max to play some sets and got completely ignored which is the best way to bruise such a fragile ego. The lack of introspection and self awareness is peak as he fails to realize that his constant shitting on Max is going to get him ignored. He had the gull to be salty about it too lol
I still remember how he thought he was going to have Max Dood and Mutahar as guests. Like he legit thought they were going agree and instead he ended up getting ignored by fucking WingsofRedemption.
 
The bad:
- clickbait & spams videos like Phil
- dumb theories without proof (or entertainment value)
- attention seeker who does the same as Phil does in KC's chat
- interacts with other people I don't like
- originally a wings troll. Years ago, but it still makes me dislike him
- retard voice that he may or may not affect; annoying either way
 
I was on the Kick chat for a while during the tech issues. I dont think there is a legitimate fan there. Everyone was a larper.
Even his YouTube chat is people saying shit like "I hope you never change so we can always have someone to laugh at".

How DSP is so delusional that he thinks any of these people are real is beyond me. It's truly a bizarre fucking existence and almost dystopian. It's almost exactly like in now/near future someone creates a profile on some social media platform and gets dozens of fans who are all totally fake/AI and rather than sending penis enlargement spam they're just giving the person endless positive reinforcement based on whatever they're saying or showing.

I don't think it is that far fetched to say the only "real" person DSP talks to is PPP right now. Some might argue the dents are but they're not his "equal" so he doesn't listen to anything that they say.
 
This fucking retard is trying so hard for a pity party but refuses to see how he's essentially begging people to ask about "behind da scenes" stuff when he repeatedly says that we shouldn't ask about it. And of course, when it all blows up in his face and he reveals too much, he'll blame DA TROLLS.

PatheticSydePhil again.
He's pissed no one is biting on the dramabait and doesn't know what to do.
Hi guys just so know Phil might have lost at Street Fighter and Marvel but he's checked and his input delay setting was at THREE! while the people beating him have that setting at ONE! There's literally no way he should have even been able to finish combos with the level of input delay he was playing on (the default setting the game ships with). The good news is that this setting will also allow him to beat button mashers like EvilAJ because now he will be able to react.

Oh and his monitor was set to 4K instead of 1080 so it was likely upscaling the game and adding even more input delay because he has been so STRESSED about the ongoing issues behind the scenes that he will not talk about.
Damn he is digging deep into the bullshit pile for these excuses.
 
DSP is using multiple Insta360 Link 2 webcam, which costs about $200 (found it on pigpiggo). DSP claims these are cheap but $200 for a webcam is very expensive.
I don't even know why he has that camera. An upgraded webcam I could understand but the one he got is so gimmicky. His reasoning for it is probably he wanted better picture quality to do his podcast in but most streamers concerned with picture quality have switched from webcams to DSLR cameras as of recent years. I doubt he even knows that though, that would require the minimum amount of research.
 
I don't even know why he has that camera. An upgraded webcam I could understand but the one he got is so gimmicky. His reasoning for it is probably he wanted better picture quality to do his podcast in but most streamers concerned with picture quality have switched from webcams to DSLR cameras as of recent years. I doubt he even knows that though, that would require the minimum amount of research.
Isnt it so the webcam can track his movement? Ya know, in case he needs to do pushups again? Oh wait, never mind, hes just going to sit like a fat retarded lump all stream anyways.
 
I legit think there's value in the "DSP installing mods" genre just because of how utterly fucking stupid he is. Especially if he has to choose the mods instead of just going with a modpack ready to go (which he would fuck up aswell). It's like "Pi Plays Pokemon" in the sense that you know he's eventually going to do it just out of pure random luck.

Imagine Phil modding an old game or a rom. Imagine Phil modding something that doesn't have dedicated tools, like those games you had to back-up every step of the way entirely because you had to replace files instead of having mod folders.

EDIT2: Every time he tries to start one camera, the other one stops working.
I'm not a tech guy doesn't this fucking retard (descriptive) have three cameras operating at the same time (he only has one active at a time)? I'm pretty sure they enter rest mode or whatever precisely to save energy but a good combination of shitty PSU/Motherboard is causing this since they all operate at a high resolution plus they dont' know which one is active since that's OBS' doing.

So it's not really his computer crapping out, it is most likely his shitty USB hubs getting gangbanged by 200 devices.
...of course. Remember when he first set the new PC and complained about the lack of USB ports but he had his fucking fightstick plugged in during the initial setup?
 
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