DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I legit think there's value in the "DSP installing mods" genre just because of how utterly fucking stupid he is. Especially if he has to choose the mods instead of just going with a modpack ready to go (which he would fuck up aswell). It's like "Pi Plays Pokemon" in the sense that you know he's eventually going to do it just out of pure random luck.
We all know he's going to use a modpack but just imagining him trying to mod Skyrim from scratch is the funniest thing.

"Uh guys ? What mod should I take"
"Where do I get skse ? You still haven't told me ?"
"Tss, it says replace all files, who cares about them ?"

Modding requires reading and at least a little bit of curiosity and personality all of which current Phil lacks.

My guess though is he'll probably take one of theses Vortex packs you can one click install on nexus.
 
  • It's a bummer we won't be able to secure the donations for the marathon.
  • I wish we could get them, but it’s looking unlikely.
  • I really wanted the marathon to be tomorrow, but I don’t think we’ll make it.
  • Too bad we won’t reach our donation goal for the marathon.
  • I was really hoping we’d get the donations, but it doesn’t seem possible.
  • It’s frustrating that we won’t hit the target for the marathon funds.
  • I’d love for this to happen, but I don’t think we’ll get there.
  • I was looking forward to the marathon, but it’s not looking good.
  • If only we could secure those donations—unfortunately, it’s not in the cards.
  • I’m still hoping for a miracle, but it’s not looking promising.
 
  • It's a bummer we won't be able to secure the donations for the marathon.
  • I wish we could get them, but it’s looking unlikely.
  • I really wanted the marathon to be tomorrow, but I don’t think we’ll make it.
  • Too bad we won’t reach our donation goal for the marathon.
  • I was really hoping we’d get the donations, but it doesn’t seem possible.
  • It’s frustrating that we won’t hit the target for the marathon funds.
  • I’d love for this to happen, but I don’t think we’ll get there.
  • I was looking forward to the marathon, but it’s not looking good.
  • If only we could secure those donations—unfortunately, it’s not in the cards.
  • I’m still hoping for a miracle, but it’s not looking promising.
DSP would unironically be a great neurolinguistic programmer or MKULTRA scientist.

"ACTIVATE operator Derish - ACTIVATION PHRASE: BBC Cuckold scene with 2 gay guys and that one lesbian chick who killed herself using a shotgun. Fried rice, plum juice. WWE, TSM TSM TSM."
 
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His reasoning for it is probably he wanted better picture quality to do his podcast in but most streamers concerned with picture quality have switched from webcams to DSLR cameras as of recent years.
Yeah you see the key words there are "recent years". Phil will make the switch in another 5 years and then claim he's "finally caught up and no longer a dinosaur!"
 
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Pretty obvious he doesn't have any money set aside. He is still paying taxes from years ago and the increase in his income since the KC arc started just amped up his spending on things we see like his setup and things behind the scenes like Champions.

He is basically soft begging right now for his taxes with the "I don't feel so good guys please tip" stuff and I do think his next 100 goal thing will line up pretty well with the typical tax beg time so we might see some desperation during that.

He purposely spend money at the end of last year as write offs and said as much on stream so I think if he has to blame someone he will just go after his tax guy like he did before it's a prebuilt excuse and his dents will believe it.
These dents are all in their 20s and 30s and have never filed taxes on their own. They have no idea how taxes work
 
You know, sometimes I try to check myself in making negative assumptions with Phil. Maybe I’m too biased, maybe there really is something bad happening to him behind the scenes and I’m just assuming. Maybe his mom or dad is really sick, I could see that being stressful. Then I’m reminded that Phil is a ghoul with no feelings for anyone but himself. Him “leaving his personal life private” is laughable, as that’s never been the case, and he remains a pathological liar that should really never be given the benefit of the doubt.

So yeah, it is probably just taxes.
 
We all know he's going to use a modpack but just imagining him trying to mod Skyrim from scratch is the funniest thing.

"Uh guys ? What mod should I take"
"Where do I get skse ? You still haven't told me ?"
"Tss, it says replace all files, who cares about them ?"

Modding requires reading and at least a little bit of curiosity and personality all of which current Phil lacks.

My guess though is he'll probably take one of theses Vortex packs you can one click install on nexus.
Kind of funny he wants to mod Skyrim while he leaves SF 6 alone despite Streetfighter being rather easy to mod (when you know how to read and understand which is like kryptonite to Phil's gin-riddled mind)
 
You know, sometimes I try to check myself in making negative assumptions with Phil. Maybe I’m too biased, maybe there really is something bad happening to him behind the scenes and I’m just assuming. Maybe his mom or dad is really sick, I could see that being stressful. Then I’m reminded that Phil is a ghoul with no feelings for anyone but himself. Him “leaving his personal life private” is laughable, as that’s never been the case, and he remains a pathological liar that should really never be given the benefit of the doubt.

So yeah, it is probably just taxes.

Yeah I'm of the same opinion I just like laughing at dumb shit as much as I think Phil is a shitty person I don't want like actual bad shit to happen to him like his parents being ill or something along those lines. But the dude lies so fucking much that it's just basically required you never believe anything he tells you. I'm not a lore master so I'm not positive but didn't this mutant say his parents were on death's doorstep, one foot in the grave another on a banana peel for pity buck then run up there to "visit" them and end up just getting married? How can you ever trust someone that would feign distress over their own parents deaths like that?
 
Yeah I'm of the same opinion I just like laughing at dumb shit as much as I think Phil is a shitty person I don't want like actual bad shit to happen to him like his parents being ill or something along those lines. But the dude lies so fucking much that it's just basically required you never believe anything he tells you. I'm not a lore master so I'm not positive but didn't this mutant say his parents were on death's doorstep, one foot in the grave another on a banana peel for pity buck then run up there to "visit" them and end up just getting married? How can you ever trust someone that would feign distress over their own parents deaths like that?
He has said some combination of "My parents are dying cause of their age and they can't travel" "They have all kinds of illnesses and they run in the family so they gave them to me!" "I need your support now so I can go visit them before they are dead this is the last possible time I will ever be able to see them!" for years at this point when in reality Dave is fishing every weekend sending DSP pictures of fish that make him seethe and Linda is buying shit on HSN and QVC like usual.

Nothing DSP ever says is the truth and he has never been a reliable narrator his entire life on the internet. Almost every single story he has told that could be debunked by another party has been.
 
this is what I don't get about the "sphere" we've been here before, this is literally nothing burger like it is EVERY OTHER TIME. He pulls this stupid high school attention whore drama shit with the "there's a behind the scenes emergency that I can't talk about except I'll keep baiting people to talk about it, so please don't ask me about it but also ask me about it" complete with the "ask me whats wrong sigh"

This happens 1 of two times. When contributions are low for at least 3 streams OR no one is paying attention to him, his tweets aren't going viral and his hot retarded takes that prove yes, opinions can be wrong, aren't getting views. When it's low tips, it's an emergency that conveniently costs 1K to rectify, when it's attention you get how depressed he is boohoo he baits detractors like doody to make more videos about his so he gets some attention with the "mystery emergency, is it medical? is it a divorce? is it family related?"

This is a special one, PPP was a "friend," a friend who's last fun razzing grill phil segment went and shattered his glass house of delusions like Adam with SS just worse. So he's down bad cause his friend was a little too truthful with him. So he goes to the old faithful pity "secret emergency" and here we are.

Again it's going to be a nothing burger, little phil is sad sad cause his friend was mean to him, then he lost at a vidya game to his old "friends", that's all.

The divorce shit, I don't even think Jayde would buy that, for one they're expensive she's poor and he's "cheap" and they're both too lazy. Divorce papers are public record, if people can pull up his car repair bill before he even pays it or his bank records I don't think divorce papers would be a hard get. Taxes are a future phil problem and will be next month's "REEE-mergency"
 
TwiT-TUHR 'tractors are getting bullish on divorcecoin again but I feel like bagholders will be severely disappointed when the "stressful behind the scenes stuff" is finally revealed or memoryholed. It's too soon after the Lex arc for the writers to introduce something completely unexpected. It's most likely just some imagined or exaggerated struggle he's using to fish for tips lately.
There is probably a nugget of truth in it. My guess is that he saw his upcoming tax bill and realised he didn't put any money aside from the Kino arc for taxes.
 
realised he didn't put any money aside from the Kino arc for taxes.
Phail never planned on saving any money. The dents have provided in the past, they are expected to provide now and in the future. The only planning, if you can call it that, Phail does is lining up excuses and lies.
 
this is what I don't get about the "sphere" we've been here before, this is literally nothing burger like it is EVERY OTHER TIME. He pulls this stupid high school attention whore drama shit with the "there's a behind the scenes emergency that I can't talk about except I'll keep baiting people to talk about it, so please don't ask me about it but also ask me about it" complete with the "ask me whats wrong sigh"
Fight the power brother! I'm totally with you on it:
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(notice the date is literally 7 fucking years ago)

If anyone here actually had more self control than DSP they would've stopped watching him years ago (myself included)
 
Phail never planned on saving any money. The dents have provided in the past, they are expected to provide now and in the future. The only planning, if you can call it that, Phail does is lining up excuses and lies.
He's waiting on two things one is his parents more specifically his dad to die to cash in his life insurance and remaining pension because if Dave didn't get either of those for the decades at the plant then he's dumber than his son that or he's waiting for the bank to come to his door and leave him a Scrooge McDuck novelty sack of money for refinancing his kahndo (totally not how it works he probably thinks a reverse mortgage is just that too when in reality it's a loan with your house as collateral)
 
Fight the power brother! I'm totally with you on it:
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(notice the date is literally 7 fucking years ago)

If anyone here actually had more self control than DSP they would've stopped watching him years ago (myself included)
No one is "watching" DSP he is at a record low in every metric besides $$$$ which is heavily subsidized by KC whales currently. KC really did save him because pre KC he was begging for $50 goals and just happy to get that while being on pace for his first year under $100k ever.

DSP of 7 years ago is nothing content wise compared to the current DSP and the DSP from 14 years ago was nothing content wise to the DSP of 7 years ago. He is just constantly scaling up the content he gives detractors while shrinking his own viewers to the point where he fails to get 200 viewers on some of his streams now when he used to pull 500-1000 easy.
 
TwiT-TUHR 'tractors are getting bullish on divorcecoin again but I feel like bagholders will be severely disappointed when the "stressful behind the scenes stuff" is finally revealed or memoryholed. It's too soon after the Lex arc for the writers to introduce something completely unexpected. It's most likely just some imagined or exaggerated struggle he's using to fish for tips lately.
The divorce dentractors love in their own fantasy world where Phil and Kat don't get along and hate each other, when the reality is likely much different
 
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