this is what I don't get about the "sphere" we've been here before, this is literally nothing burger like it is EVERY OTHER TIME. He pulls this stupid high school attention whore drama shit with the "there's a behind the scenes emergency that I can't talk about except I'll keep baiting people to talk about it, so please don't ask me about it but also ask me about it" complete with the "ask me whats wrong sigh"
This happens 1 of two times. When contributions are low for at least 3 streams OR no one is paying attention to him, his tweets aren't going viral and his hot retarded takes that prove yes, opinions can be wrong, aren't getting views. When it's low tips, it's an emergency that conveniently costs 1K to rectify, when it's attention you get how depressed he is boohoo he baits detractors like doody to make more videos about his so he gets some attention with the "mystery emergency, is it medical? is it a divorce? is it family related?"
This is a special one, PPP was a "friend," a friend who's last fun razzing grill phil segment went and shattered his glass house of delusions like Adam with SS just worse. So he's down bad cause his friend was a little too truthful with him. So he goes to the old faithful pity "secret emergency" and here we are.
Again it's going to be a nothing burger, little phil is sad sad cause his friend was mean to him, then he lost at a vidya game to his old "friends", that's all.
The divorce shit, I don't even think Jayde would buy that, for one they're expensive she's poor and he's "cheap" and they're both too lazy. Divorce papers are public record, if people can pull up his car repair bill before he even pays it or his bank records I don't think divorce papers would be a hard get. Taxes are a future phil problem and will be next month's "REEE-mergency"
