DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lady Adjani]

The divorce dentractors love in their own fantasy world where Phil and Kat don't get along and hate each other, when the reality is likely much different

Have you not seen a single stream where Kat was present? Not saying they hate each other, but they have zero chemistry.

She recoiled every time he touched her shoulder

 

[DerelictOnion]

We all know that if his parents were indeed very sick he'd be giddy because of the inheritance + dent sympathy money influx. He'd probably be celebrating by doing some extra pulls

 

[shekelshoah666]

The divorce dentractors love in their own fantasy world where Phil and Kat don't get along and hate each other, when the reality is likely much different

So true! I'm sure Kat loves it when DSP blames her on stream every time something goes wrong or when his best pal PPP calls her fat and DSP laughs it off! Very cool of DSP to always talk about Kat's health problems and other issues on stream and how she is not doing well or how shitty her job is.

 

[MAWBD2]

The divorce dentractors love in their own fantasy world where Phil and Kat don't get along and hate each other, when the reality is likely much different

Reality is definitely different minus the hate each other part.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Regarding the whole DivorceCucks feeling #bullish shit - a few years ago there were way many more implicit signs that Khet was outta there than right now, with him just going full teenage "le sigh" sadboi. He looked haggard as fuck, well more than usual, the same way he looked after Leanna. He would say that Jasper joins him in the room whenever Khet is not home and there was a 2-3 week period where Jasper would come on stream every single day, even on Sundays.

Then all of a sudden a few months later Phail paraded the Ten Tonne Terror of Renton on stream. Now do I think that they like each other? No, I wouldn't be surprised if they barely interact throughout their day and basically live separate lives, they sure as shit aren't the only married couple with such an arrangement. The only meaningful (heh) difference being that the couples that I know in real life who live like this have their lives and finances completely separate and sometimes go out of their way to rearrange the entire house so that they become glorified neighbors and don't have to interact at all, while in their case I'm sure that Khet is more than happy to be mooching off of piggy in the form of free room and board.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Never forget the only reason Phil got married in the first place was because his Mom gave him money and it was part of the infamous ''10 year plan''

 

[Kheapathic]

And giving Victor the Fire Rune? Seriously? Give him the Clone Rune or the Sunbeam Rune which should come up soon.

Game he loves from his past; doesn't remember how the magic system is a x-charges per spell level, with 4 different spell levels. Nor does he remember that Viktor, a character who stays with you for a good amount of the game, only leaving on small errands on things like after defeating Neclord and forces his way into your party for the finale is mainly a physical DPS and would be served best using a non-magical rune. Just me, but I always gave Cleo a fire rune and Gremio a water rune; they're outclassed by stronger mages, but decent enough to where they get access to a decent set of spells while progressing. And hell yeah on Victor having the Sunbeam for permanent auto-regen.

That aside, most of anything Phil says about taxes I take as a 90%+ lie. I mean, it is tax season and I reasonably believe he does them to some degree; but do I believe he needs to take a whole stream off and spend hours shuffling paperwork around? No. He's even gone on record and mentioned how businesses have their whole quarterly filing thing they can do; which is true, he surprisingly didn't lie about that. But his bullshit about how he has to prep everything before sending it off to his tax guy, no, and if he is doing tax stuff, it's because he doesn't do the smart business thing and collate all his money data into monthly sets. I mean seriously, that'd make shit a lot easier, if he just took one day, maybe a week into the new month, so everything clears, then sit down and compile every tip, donation, chargeback, etc into a monthly spreadsheet. Then when tax season gets near and all the platforms send out their 1099, he takes those, his Excel spreadsheet that he's been keeping, and sends it off to his tax guy. I only wager it takes a half a day or whatever, because Phil is chasing old ass emails and other things he can't find at the last minute and/or trying to massage numbers, or God forbid begging Kat for her retail dollars because he's too reckless with money. I mean, whether it's a defensive mechanism or because he really is that stupid; he pretends he doesn't know where the $5,000 in monthly business expenses number is and anything else related to taxes or bankruptcy, he puts on someone else, like him as the individual doesn't sign off on whatever the money people put down for him. I wouldn't be surprised if he really doesn't have a sense of what's going on in his own life; then tax season hits, he starts going through everything and then it's "OMG! WHOA!" Every day's a new day, every month is a new month, and every tax season is a surprise because Phil is incapable of looking after himself or his finances.

 

[Major]

Phail never planned on saving any money. The dents have provided in the past, they are expected to provide now and in the future. The only planning, if you can call it that, Phail does is lining up excuses and lies.

When he gets old and the gout spreads to his brain, he'll have nothing to fall back on. No pension or social insurance, nothing. He'll go to the food bank at church and rip them for being mourahhans for not having nothing but frozen pizza and hotdogs. He'll be on his third bankruptcy by then, I guarantee it.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

They'll never divorce, the pigroach gets to brag about "muh wife" and the horse gets to live rent-free play skyrim and infinite doordash.

They have no chemistry and are just roomates at this point. From what I cobbled together Kat likely lives downstairs and sits on the couch playing the xbox most of the time.
They don't really have any activity together outside driving to the hairsalon and grocery shopping.

Like anything that Phil does there's no passion.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Regarding the whole DivorceCucks feeling #bullish shit - a few years ago there were way many more implicit signs that Khet was outta there than right now, with him just going full teenage "le sigh" sadboi. He looked haggard as fuck, well more than usual, the same way he looked after Leanna. He would say that Jasper joins him in the room whenever Khet is not home and there was a 2-3 week period where Jasper would come on stream every single day, even on Sundays.

Then all of a sudden a few months later Phail paraded the Ten Tonne Terror of Renton on stream. Now do I think that they like each other? No, I wouldn't be surprised if they barely interact throughout their day and basically live separate lives, they sure as shit aren't the only married couple with such an arrangement. The only meaningful (heh) difference being that the couples that I know in real life who live like this have their lives and finances completely separate and sometimes go out of their way to rearrange the entire house so that they become glorified neighbors and don't have to interact at all, while in their case I'm sure that Khet is more than happy to be mooching off of piggy in the form of free room and board.

Ya they clearly don't interact much I mean Kat couldn't even have bread ready for the dinner yesterday so the meal sucked cause how do you eat Corn chowder without bread? While I don't think there is a divorce coming just due to Kat clearly having nowhere else to go and being a shoot retard there is obviously nothing there at this point and DSP can't help himself on stream talking about her like she can't cook, breaks shit around the house, stresses about 12 hours a week of work, doesn't enjoy playing games anymore, has serious health issues among the other shit he says about her.

Even if I was streaming to 2 people I wouldn't be putting anyone IRL on blast let alone my wife even if it was just a roommate situation. He has put her on blast more then he ever did Leanna at any point in time.

At one point early on there was something there because you can see DSP completely change his content and the way he reACKS to sexy women on screen almost to the day that she came into the picture but now the marriage exists just to own da trolls.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Never forget the only reason Phil got married in the first place was because his Mom gave him money and it was part of the infamous ''10 year plan''

Nah it was just to slight Leanna for leaving. She was the one who wanted to tie the knot at all costs, and i'm pretty sure Phil just decided to marry the first fangirl he talked with.

He was unlucky though... This was not a normal fangirl... It was a house seeking gold digger trying to escape from her demonic possessed family.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

This is a shot in the dark, does anyone have that meme of DSP being a Nazi? I remember it being on one of the subreddits. It was a bunch of clips of him edited together, he started off with smugly saying "Six million. Six million. Sounds a little high doesn't it?" with clips of him heiling interspersed, then of course the Deadspace Jew quotes. It was kind of funny but I can't find it anywhere.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Now I'm just waiting until his stream setup literally goes on fire or becomes totally unusable, or he "impulsively" sexually assaults Kat and goes to court says "I did nothing wrong and I didn't do anything." Kinda unsurprising given how he has deteriorated over these 2 years,

 

[Hectic Heckler]

I hope that his obsession with RGB ends up shorting something and frying one of his prebuilt PCs (God willing, bowlth). The rant he'd have when he's back online would be pure kino.

"THIS IS WHY I stayed with khansoles! I NEVER had this kind of problem. EV. ER."
"All these vendors are book smart but they don't understand STREET SMARTS"

 

[strandedcastaway]

They'll never divorce, the pigroach gets to brag about "muh wife" and the horse gets to live rent-free play skyrim and infinite doordash.

They have no chemistry and are just roomates at this point. From what I cobbled together Kat likely lives downstairs and sits on the couch playing the xbox most of the time.
They don't really have any activity together outside driving to the hairsalon and grocery shopping.

Like anything that Phil does there's no passion.

She's lazy and stupid.
To Phil, being married means he's better than you, plus she can microwave, er, cook meals for him and clean the house now and then.

It's not at all complicated. Neither of them could do better or want to try.

 

[neger psykolog]

This is a shot in the dark, does anyone have that meme of DSP being a Nazi? I remember it being on one of the subreddits. It was a bunch of clips of him edited together, he started off with smugly saying "Six million. Six million. Sounds a little high doesn't it?" with clips of him heiling interspersed, then of course the Deadspace Jew quotes. It was kind of funny but I can't find it anywhere.

yeah, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3KdQWJdv78

 

[Lord_Point]

Khet is uneducated, unambitious, weighs two metric tons, and is boarder line retarded. Shes still working part time high school jobs well into adulthood and spends all her free time autistically replaying skyrim.

Why would she not like DSP who enables her weird arrested development lifestyle? The fatties are exactly the type of low class white trash that sniff their own farts during 5th dinner talking about how much smarter and better they are then everyone.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Khet is uneducated, unambitious, weighs two metric tons, and is boarder line retarded. Shes still working part time high school jobs well into adulthood and spends all her free time autistically replaying skyrim.

Why would she not like DSP that enables her weird arrested development lifestyle? The fatties are exactly the type of low class white trash that sniff their own farts during 5th dinner talking about how much smarter and better they are then everyone.

This. She's eternally lower class, has the IQ of a walnut and will never have it better than with the 'roach. She's not going anywhere except an early grave and Slayer's glue factory for hog fat rendering eventually.

 

[Love Is Blue]

he will literally have no excuse for why he doesn't have the money this time around.

khet ate their savings

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

If anyone here actually had more self control than DSP they would've stopped watching him years ago (myself included)

In my opinion, there is no way you can look at DSP even prior to him becoming more and more unhinged and think he was a good person who cares about you or even a good gamer. He has even less manipulative power than Lily Orchard (who can at least pass off as trustworthy) or some of the utterly awful sociopaths that I saw in the SSBU leaker or Persona communities who were exposed in a few years.