Death Stranding - Hideous Kojumbo does it again

[Quijibo69]

The original had the same build up as this, and it sold like egg farts. And it took them shitting it onto the PS5 and PC for them to make their money back.

This looks like it's got twice the budget and he's had six years since the last turd. So when this one fails, is it Sony's issue and then he gets fired again? Did they hold him back?

Maybe they can copy a new game mechanic from NES's Snoopy Silly Sports Spectacular. Maybe the pole vault or the sack race?

 

[Wesker]

Sony gave the IP back to Kojimbo. Even those faggots know that Death Stranding doesnt make money

I hadn't known that. But it makes sense given it didn't make money for nearly a year from release and it got it's ass fucked with reviews, until he ran to his jew lawyers and had metacritic delete several thousand real reviews.

 

[umseriously]

Lmao. Imagine if silent hills was like this. Maybe Konami was right in shutting it down.
Edit: the image is fake, but kojima still remains the type of person to do something like this which is sad.

 

[Hideous K]

Edit: the image is fake, but kojima still remains the type of person to do something like this which is sad.

Yeah, I think so as well, considering his track record with naming characters like Heartman and Die-Hardman.

Might be late about this but Jesus, this is way on the nose even for Kojima and his team, no wonder there was people leaving his studio in droves. does he have legal footing to do this?

 

[Miller]

For anyone curious: Debra Wilson is in the game because she voiced Crying Wolf in MGS4. She and Phil LaMarr have been friends since at least their days working on Mad TV together and, as LaMarr's VO career took off, he's been the foot in the door to get Wilson a number of roles. LaMarr was Vamp in MGS2 and 4; so it wasn't much of a surprise to see her name. Debra Wilson is also completely insane; and a lolcow in her own right.

This and also let's not forget the SAG-AFTRA union and how the voice actors at the top get all the roles.

Strangely enough, that makes me feel better. I always assumed it was DEI shit but that makes way more sense.

Its really shows how toxic that DEI shit is when I feel better to hear that people get work from nepotism and connections rather then racial politics. Though I'm sure this game is gonna have a ton of gay left wing politics haphazardly shoved in like the last one.

It's mostly a union thing.

 

[Wesker]

Yeah, I think so as well, considering his track record with naming characters like Heartman and Die-Hardman.

Might be late about this but Jesus, this is way on the nose even for Kojima and his team, no wonder there was people leaving his studio in droves. does he have legal footing to do this?

Would be lovely seeing him get sued over this and the game release has an injunction placed on it and they gotta go back to developing another year or two which leads to Sony canning him. And of course it’ll be the same bemoaning that happened with Konami.

The writing is on the wall that he hates Americans but he needs MGS member berries to bait in sales on this slop.

 

[Miller]

Edit: the image is fake

Sphere Hunter has AIDS, the character is named Positive, of course it's fake, lol.

 

[UnknownUser]

Sphere Hunter has AIDS, the character is named Positive, of course it's fake, lol.

Wait does thr tranny actually have aids or is that just a fag joke in general? Considering their porn career was their first exposure online that would be the perfect bookend to their life story lol.

Side note: the collectors edition of this game has no physical copy of the game, just a download code! Why the fuck is it a physical collectors edition if their is no physical game?! I thought the Jew feared the Samurai, now we have slantty eyed sheckelberg Kojima.

 

[Marc]

Is there a thread about her? I am morbidly curious to see what strain of nignoggery she is suffering from.

I don't believe there's a thread, due to her schizocow tendencies being rather mundane by Hollywood standards. I also think medication and a publicist have been keeping her wrangled. My inference (from things she's said over the years) is that she endured sexual abuse as a child, experienced suicidal ideation and crippling self-doubt of her intellect, skills, and personal and professional accomplishments "from the age of 11 to 25" (her words), prostituted herself (possibly while still an adolescent), and began experiencing dissociative episodes, psychotic breaks, and publicly expressing manic behavior in the 00's (when she shaved her head and covered herself in tattoos for the sake of not recognizing herself).

By 2011, she was espousing a teleological religion she had invented (likely due to having grown up in a christian community which had failed to protect or comfort her), in which the evidential problem of evil or bad things happening to good people can be explained away with non-answer platitudes such as "energies", "interdimensionalities", "overstanding", "my truth", and "There is no good or evil - Only unconditional love." She claimed to have arrived at these epiphanies and revelations while "studying Aramaic" (which, so far as I know, isn't an ethos).

In short, she went crazy in the course of craving meaning sufficient to justify her own suffering, and coped with her inability to spin enough conceptual plates to understand what makes her world complicated and gray by reducing the world to clichés of oversimplified, vague language for the sake of soothing her own existential crises, and in a way which means that literally everything exists for her solopsistic enjoyment and divine benefit - Main Character Syndrome as a cope, taken to the extreme.

As expected, she outsources her own reasoning for holding these beliefs to the will of some unconditionally loving deity serving as her idealized self, which she also, of course, claims to speak on behalf of. I don't know that it meets the definition of "nignoggery", so much as "the comedian's disease."

Why are people kvetching about an anti-gun stance like its new in Kojima's work.

There is a large segment of Metal Gear players who fail to recognize that enjoying playing soldier and shooting people is the opposite of what Kojima intended for them; and that his games have been explicitly anti-war/anti-gun diatribes disguised as video games since 1987.

 

[Farsided]

There is a large segment of Metal Gear players who fail to recognize that enjoying playing soldier and shooting people is the opposite of what Kojima intended for them.

Most players never really got it.
After all this time I'm still pissed at MGO² morons killing the KO'd enemies to grab a few more points while you could use non lethal means and cripple the enemy team.

Kojimbo used the bug eye lady in Death Stranding 2, the game is ruined!
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Oh, that's what Rekieta's friend Drexel been up to.

 

[ShitLurker]

Might be late about this but Jesus, this is way on the nose even for Kojima and his team, no wonder there was people leaving his studio in droves. does he have legal footing to do this?

Faggot Snake reporting for duty!

Another rousing example of characters looking weak and anemic when just copy pasting their actors. At that point just do an fmv game for fucks sake.

 

[Marc]

Another rousing example of characters looking weak and anemic when just copy pasting their actors. At that point just do an fmv game for fucks sake.

I think Kojimbo could knock a Night Trap reboot out of the park.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

I think Kojimbo could knock a Night Trap reboot out of the park.

Five Nights At FOXHOUND's.

 

[Scarthew]

Would be lovely seeing him get sued over this and the game release has an injunction placed on it and they gotta go back to developing another year or two which leads to Sony canning him. And of course it’ll be the same bemoaning that happened with Konami.

The writing is on the wall that he hates Americans but he needs MGS member berries to bait in sales on this slop.

The bandana is obviously an homage but probably won't get him in trouble. The mech head however looks A LOT like Sehalanthrapus Or even Rex.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

We know this is absolute horseshit since something like Kratos looked perfectly fine when talking without the need of making him look like his voice actor.

Unfortunately, they had to change his voice actor from TC Carson to Christopher Judge due to motion capture/body build purposes. That might have been bullshit too.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

I was hearing this copium last night on a stream that DS1 wasn't what it could be because of budget and limitations by Sony lol. There's always a goalpost that needs to be moved for this faggot.

Kojima cultists say this every time, as if having hundreds of millions of dollars a 5+ years of development time is clearly not enough.

It feels like Kojima fancies himself a David Lynch, but seems to miss the most important parts of being a David Lynch which is keeping your shit cheap and not constantly sucking corporate cock.

 

[Broseph]

I was hearing this copium last night on a stream that DS1 wasn't what it could be because of budget and limitations by Sony lol. There's always a goalpost that needs to be moved for this faggot.

They said the same thing about why MGSV was an unfinished mess of a game because "Konami didn't give Kojima enough time to finish the game" even tho he had at least 5+ years to make the game.

 

[Michael Wade]

I just don't get the anti gun message paired with an anti globalism message. I'm probably misinterpreting it because I skimmed through that trailer pretty fast. I'm not really feeling it

Kojima ripping himself off is pretty hilarious though.


Also what the the hell happened to his other projects? I thought he was doing some small niche horror game for Xbox?

 

[Miller]

Also what the the hell happened to his other projects? I thought he was doing some small niche horror game for Xbox?

There is a horror game co-produced by Jordan Peele and also a legally distinct Metal Gear game.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Unfortunately, they had to change his voice actor from TC Carson to Christopher Judge due to motion capture/body build purposes. That might have been bullshit too.

teal'c of stargate sg1 kinda pulled it off tho