DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Okay hold on, I've been gone for 2 days and suddenly this dude is playing FNAF? Talk about striking the iron while it's ice cold, the FNAF ship sailed more than half a decade ago.
it's his thing to not wanna play games that are hyped up because he wants to stand out from the rest but he ends up doing it anyway years later when the bandwagon is over
I don't think he's getting divorced, but look at the way he answered the question when he was asked if he was


Timestamp: 1:09
that long pause has to be indicative of something, divorce arc when?
 
Jesus Christ how can someone watch this insufferable faggot? I opened his stream for 30 seconds and all he did was complain. He's watching the Death Stranding trailer and he:

* Complains about having to confirm he's 18, saying it's stupid (he doesn't know why those exist at age 42)
* Complains about not being able to pause with the Space key
* Complains about looking at the wrong camera
* Complains about the volume of the video
* Complains about not understanding what they said (the word "unrepentant" was used so naturally it sounded like chinese to him)

All of this while he's getting a 69 dollar superchat, btw. Zero emotion, just whining like a little girl. Fucking fat sissy bitch.
 
No normal woman (living in the first world) would put up with her husband blowing an absurd amount of money on dumb shit while she only leaves the house to work in retail, do grocery shopping, or eat slop in some restaurant that can’t be more than 15 miles from the snort fort. Even if she doesn’t pay attention to Phil's finances or doesn't watch Phil's streams (to catch the latest version of Phil's bankruptcy story), any normal woman would be pissed about eating off a paper plate and only dreaming of visiting anything outside of Washington while shit keeps coming from Amazon. Any normal woman would question Phil about a retirement plan or anything besides continuing to spend money like the five retard whales would keep rotating to feed his income forever.
Shes not normal, shes from the trailer parks and to the trailer parks she remains true. Give her a fresh bottle of ranch for each of her three dinners and shes happy as a pig in shit.

I can't be the only one who added "...I wish" to his dismissal.
Yeah that reads to me someone who kinda wishes he was getting divorced. The ego probably thinks he could get a hotter wife so trolls to own the trolls, or maybe he just wants to cash in on those perverted Japanese games and wants khet out of the way.
 
>his goal is him trying girl scout cookies
......what the fuck? really? how the fuck do people enjoy this kiddie shit?
 
I don't know what's worse: the fact that Darksydepimp is being a retarded larper blowing money on Phil, or the fact that Phil is so desperate for money that he'll take it up the ass from the KC dents trolling him.

Also, Phil once again refuses to wear his glasses.
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He's currently holding gameplay hostage for a $100 contribution, two(!) hours into the pre-stream. He's refusing to start the game - you know, the actual thing the marathon is supposed to be about - until he hits $300.

EDIT: He's now bringing up "the stressful stuff" again. This man is pure evil.

Clip: him and the fat wife are "Too stressed to decide on what to eat for dinner"


EDIT: Oh my god, something just hit me: imagine Khet to have started stress-eating. :stress:
 
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It's too soon after the Lex arc for the writers to introduce something completely unexpected. It's most likely just some imagined or exaggerated struggle he's using to fish for tips lately.
To be fair, the Lex chapter was meant to be filler to setup the August saga since it came out of nowhere in the original, but the adaptation was very well received and Lex got more attention while the August saga kinda died as it came. I have hope the writers are using it to setup a future meltdown, we shall see.

So Phil says he might do a modded Skyrim run but doesn't know how. Isn't Kat is a huge (lol) fan of the game? That sounds like the perfect game for a "chill" co-op playthrough, or at the very least something to talk with her about.
My guess though is he'll probably take one of theses Vortex packs you can one click install on nexus.
And it's still very likely that Phil will fuck it up because Skyrim has like a dozen versions and modpacks tend to be very specific.
Maybe it's because I'm one of those autists who sometimes has more fun modding games than actually playing them, but yeah, you do need to have at least a basic sense of curiosity to understand how a game works. Phil being Phil would naturally either install a basic modpack that changes virtually nothing or a big one and just do a vanilla run even though he added a shitload of new features and quests.

For me, watching Phil trying to understand a mod would be gold just to see the sheer level of stupidity and him completely shutting off the second he sees any kind of mental challenge.

This is a special one, PPP was a "friend," a friend who's last fun razzing grill phil segment went and shattered his glass house of delusions like Adam with SS just worse. So he's down bad cause his friend was a little too truthful with him. So he goes to the old faithful pity "secret emergency" and here we are.
I think this is it.
I think Phil is just too socially fucking retarded (descriptive) that he can't understand sadness on a logical level, but he feels it on an emotional level. What I mean is thus, Phil can say he doesn't care all he wants, but a combination of Lex making him look like a bitch, Rich tattooing his face on his asscheek, his old Team Hate pal curbstomping him in his precious ST2, the August video and little things like that do affect him since they happen one after another. For most of us, it's the little things building up that get us, like getting late to work, some asshole cutting you off in traffic, stepping on dogshit, forgetting something that had a deadline, you get the idea.

Despite how alien Phil is, he's still a human, and one who also gets affected by these things, but I also think he's so deluded into his "I don't care, I'm the king" worldview that he can't logically put into words what upsets him so much. He knows something bothers him, but he's incapable of that basic introspection we all have where we say "yeah that fucking 6'10 asshole bumped into me and I'm upset because I wanted to say something but I didn't and now I feel like a fag". Phil is incapable of thinking "yeah that fucking slut felted me, Rich is making fun of me and now Ashton is calling me out even though I wanted to cancel that segment" because his logic dictates that he copes by twisting it into something else, but he still feels the raw emotion of being humilliated and emotionally emasculated repeatedly.

With that in mind, I think Phil is looking at his current tax situation and thinking it's the end of the world. Not because it is, but because his self-esteem has been raped so much that he is now in coping overdrive. Basically, he's being a little bitch, even more than usual.
 
I don't know what's worse: the fact that Darksydepimp is being a retarded larper blowing money on Phil, or the fact that Phil is so desperate for money that he'll take it up the ass from the KC dents trolling him.

Also, Phil once again refuses to wear his glasses.
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Man that picture makes him look extra jewish with the long, big nose. He was the big nosed freak all along! The Jews got to him!
 
Maybe the drama behind-the-scenes is HOA-related? He did lay the groundwork a few months back (potential pipe or drain replacement or some shit) and also there are alogs who claim to report him constantly for violations or whatever. Just throwing it out there because I haven’t seen it mentioned.

That said, I think it’s probably taxes. If he’s already on a payment plan, and folding this year’s taxes into it, his monthly payment would increase…but by how much? Not my life (thank God) so I really don’t know how these things work.
 
He hung up the phone call that's supposed to introduce you to the game:




EDIT: He currently doesn't know what to do and constantly looking at chat, expecting them to hand-hold him through the entire game. Short impression:



This is going to be great...

EDIT: Literally 5 minutes into the game, and he's already complaining and acting bored:




EDIT: finds out the Escape key exits the game. Wants to try it one more time, but already wants to ragequit it. He has played the game for roughly 10 minutes at this point:




EDIT: Stops playing after 25 mins of """gameplay""" to wait for Khet to come home and "just chill for a bit".

I'm not kidding, he's being serious. This is what you get after 2.5 hours of pre-stream. Clip:



Meanwhile, some Internet Nobody wannabe named Mike Dutch is handing out $180 in SuperChats (on top of the $30 he SuperChatted earlier), and is responsible for over 50% of all contributions so far.


This shit's so surreal.
 
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He hung up the phone call that's supposed to introduce you to the game:

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EDIT: He currently doesn't know what to do, and he's constantly looking at chat to hand-hold him through the entire game. Short impression:

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This is going to be great...

EDIT: Literally 5 minutes into the game, and he's already complaining and acting bored:

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Its almost like it was a bad idea. He cant play horror games cause he doesnt know what to do. He either say he is bored or laughs his ass off randomly.
 
He hung up the phone call that's supposed to introduce you to the game:

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EDIT: He currently doesn't know what to do and constantly looking at chat, expecting them to hand-hold him through the entire game. Short impression:

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This is going to be great...

EDIT: Literally 5 minutes into the game, and he's already complaining and acting bored:

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EDIT: finds out the Escape key exits the game. Wants to try it one more time, but already wants to ragequit it. He has played the game for roughly 10 minutes at this point:

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EDIT: Stops playing after 25 mins of """gameplay""" to wait for Khet to come home and "just chill for a bit".

I'm not kidding, he's being serious. This is what you get after 2.5 hours of pre-stream. Clip:

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Meanwhile, some Internet Nobody wannabe named Mike Dutch is handing out $180 in SuperChats (on top of the $30 he SuperChatted earlier).


This shit's so unreal.
Classic Phil playing a horror game. He does anything to not get immersed in the game and get scared.

My guess is in his mind showing how he's not scared makes him a manly man
 
Maybe the drama behind-the-scenes is HOA-related? He did lay the groundwork a few months back (potential pipe or drain replacement or some shit) and also there are alogs who claim to report him constantly for violations or whatever. Just throwing it out there because I haven’t seen it mentioned.

That said, I think it’s probably taxes. If he’s already on a payment plan, and folding this year’s taxes into it, his monthly payment would increase…but by how much? Not my life (thank God) so I really don’t know how these things work.

I wouldn't be surprised if the state of his condo has started fucking up the people connected to his left and right. And that the HOA has finally had enough of their complaints about him.
 
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