DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

At this point he's been longer away from the stream than playing any FNAF game... in a FNAF marathon

 

[Squats=Slut]

Brother, turn off the DSP. He's going to do the exact same shit tomorrow and the day after and next week and for all of eternity.

My man I have been watching this retard for a while, mind you not as long as some people here, but this is literally his worst stream I have ever seen, he literally just took like 4 breaks in rapid succession, after mind you having already having received over 500 dollars already, and then COMPLAINED THAT NOBODY DONATED WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. He has always been a greedy fuck but I think the kino arc may have seriously done permanent damage to him.

 

[neger psykolog]

My man I have been watching this retard for a while, mind you not as long as some people here, but this is literally his worst stream I have ever seen, he literally just took like 4 breaks in rapid succession, after mind you having already having received over 500 dollars already, and then COMPLAINED THAT NOBODY DONATED WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. He has always been a greedy fuck but I think the kino arc may have seriously done permanent damage to him.

Nigga go fuck the chick you're talking to instead of watching the goutmaster is what I was saying.


People so addicted to following the gout lord that they ignore pussy.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don't know what you guys were expecting from this FNAF stream. All of Phil's games are handheld nowadays. Not like he's gonna figure this shit out on his own. Besides, FNAF is a franchise that requires meta knowledge on how the animatronics move and work or you just fail endlessly.

Then you're gonna have dumbasses come in and give him money as a good job for making $1500. Btw, I think that Mike Dutch guy shows up during marathons. I think I remember that name and the stupid crypto bullshit.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Gourmet Phil describing the teriyaki chicken with his vast foodie knowledge:
"It's moist, it's juicy, it's chewy, and it has a teriyaki flavor."
"The teriyaki sauce is bowlth savory and sweet"
"The char gives it an added charcoal flavor"
"This is from a hybrid fusion place"
We also got an "mmm!" and several "yummy!"s.
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He's eating like an alien pig and somehow managed to get imitation crab on his shoulder. No wonder Khet doesn't want to sit across the table from this:
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Who wants to see somebody eating like the picture in the upper right?

Jumpscare warning

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Ragequit 2 incoming. Night 2, by the way.

I like how he doesn't even jump at the jump scare. He just starts bitching like he always does.

 

[Lord_Point]

Imagine being filtered by a newgrounds flash game for children.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

This is legitimately one of his most insufferable streams ever

must be a day ending in y

 

[neger psykolog]

For all the people who thought DSP's valedictorian status mattered for anything (for khantext: it has been verified he was the actual valedictorian)

https://www.ky3.com/2025/02/28/former-high-school-honors-student-who-says-she-cant-read-write-sues-district-where-she-graduated/

Keyword: Connecticut (that is where DSP grew up and went to school). This woman is probably smarter than DSP lol.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

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Is that the Bite of ‘87?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

"I don't understand! The game isn't explaining anything!"

 

[Love Is Blue]

My man I have been watching this retard for a while, mind you not as long as some people here, but this is literally his worst stream I have ever seen, he literally just took like 4 breaks in rapid succession, after mind you having already having received over 500 dollars already, and then COMPLAINED THAT NOBODY DONATED WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. He has always been a greedy fuck but I think the kino arc may have seriously done permanent damage to him.

anyday now your friend will start selling soap

 

[Nate Dingus]

I wonder if ICS has been taunting Phil with offers to help pay off his upcoming tax bill.

Phil's greed and pride are always in conflict. And he just told one of his biggest whales to fuck off and never return.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If he was getting divorced, his parents were dying or any other major event was actually happening he would be laying the groundwork for his saying "there was nothing I could do" now and not being vague about it. He'd also be monetizing it heavily. It's a nothingburger.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I just realized that DoctorLexus/DankSneedPimp/DarksydePimp types like a retard, so typical Phil paypig.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Phil just said, "I love angsty teens" in the creepiest, most pedo way ever...

 

[lupinthethird]

I want someone to check how many minutes he spent actually playing the games today, I bet it's under an hour overall

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He's whining about how boring SL is. It's boring cause you keep stalling and talking and whining. Play the fucking game. Seriously, This SL gameplay would make great This is how you don't stream.

Edit: That Mike Dutch guy is using sock accounts and Phil is calling him out for it. that Ken donating tonight appear to be one of them.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

For all the people who thought DSP's valedictorian status mattered for anything (for khantext: it has been verified he was the actual valedictorian)

My wife's sister was valedictorian and she just got her driver's license reinstated after a year's suspension.. she's been in jail at least 6 times and is basically a couch surfing klepto drug addict. She's hardly the worst person in the world but she's a fucking mess for sure and anytime anyone points to phil being valedictorian as though it actually means anything I always think of her and get a little annoyed that alotta peepul don't seem to realize it often gets offered to people who like to run their mouth and crave attention. It has a bit more distinction if you're in a real academic environment but in phil's case it just means he's been king of the dents for even longer than people realized.

 

[thisniggaTRASH]

Holy fuck. The boring stream apart (par for the course around Phillip Burnellio's business), the begging despite being above the "two streams in one" goal is going to make a good video for the people that didn't sit and listened to this whole fiasco.

That Mike Dutch guy is using sock accounts and Phil is calling him out for it. that Ken donating tonight appear to be one of them.

Someone posted this dude's socials and he had a 3 year+ failed youtube/twitch channel, and I remember Ken being a March 2012 account from when DSP first tried to look into him. Really resourceful of this one dude to have two accounts (three? Phil is accusing him of having 3 accounts now) with such a huge footprint. Don't know why DSP is being autistic about this, must be the alcohol.

DSP is never beating the "being carried by one or two whales" allegations

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

It's the tail end of the stream, and he's "complaining" he has to do more shots because he just got a $100 tip. He immediately after begged for $56 to hit the next goal.

Edit: Now he's scamming shots, someone gifted 10 memberships and he owes us a shot.

Total $$$ Scammed: $1230 (8 goals)


Beg counter (courtesy of Tevin): 201


Whoever this is needs help:


Who's Mike you ask?