Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 291 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,174 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,465
A Quarter for your pounders.

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Denims and her pals called CPS on Ethan Klein
to try and get his kid removed.

...but is there any evidence Denims (or actual diddler/general POS BadEmpenada) made the call? It makes good clickbait, but I think too many people are glossing over what the social worker said (well, what the social worker said according to Ethan). The social worker said the call was from someone the family knew well. Since it happened immediately after his entire family contracted Giardiasis, family doctor/health care professional makes the most logical sense. & in the video Ethan posted today, he claims the social worker checked his house for dog feces during the visit. So...yeah. Odds are, Ethan is lying about snarkers weaponizing CPS. While I'm not saying it isn't possible, it seems this whole scenario stems from the Klien's (including their infant) contracting Giardiasis. TLDR, regularly deworm your pets & clean up their feces immediately.
 
Ethan can be right but I also know the only reason he's against them now is because they're pro-Palestine and anti-Israel.
They would gleefully fuck you over if you so much as walk the wrong way. They are not your friends. They will never be your friends. They'll drop you like a hot stone and laugh while kissing their booboo.

Isreal and Palestine are luxury trends.
 
To follow up to my last post, I propose that the Kleins do what can be termed as the "New Guy Method"
Get really into hunting, firearms, MAGA-lite grifting, come out as fully anti woke DEI, do some appearances with Dim Fool, call yourself an "independent free thinker" yet only push one (conservative) narrative all of the time.
Move to Texas. Start acting like you're into comedy. Go to the mothership comedy club. Secure a spot on Joe Rogan, talk about how the wokesters turned on you for doing nothing wrong and how crazy they are and how they came after your family and it made you realize that being LE BASED is not that bad at all. Audience of millions REGAINED all because you're on the right now. Do I, Hypocrite tier slop streams about how the woke is destroying the US. Get noticed by Elon on Xitter, start grifting on there as well.
And there you have it, he'll be treated as a brand new guy with a new army of sycophantic glazers on the other end of the political spectrum, and all of his shitlib sins will be forgiven. The right is willing to defend a brown muslim child sex trafficking rapist who targets little white girls, so he has a 100% chance of being accepted into the big tent.
Ethan if you're reading this thread, follow my advice! It's worked for so many others and it will work for you too!
 
Reddit is letting the h3 snark get away with shit I'd perma ban people for straight up no questions asked. That's how fucked the Internet is. It's just about how much money you make. If we made reddit money, I could let users get away with fucking murder.
Reddit Snark is literally everything that dishonest faggots like Taylor Lorenz and Fong-Jones claim KF is:

>No moderation
>No limits or boundaries that the community isn't allowed to cross
>No repercussions for line-crossing harassment
>Community built around the sole purpose of causing direct targeted harassment
>Community that encourage members to harass unrelated people in the target's life, like their wife or children
>Communities that encourage and rewards line-crossing harassment
>Communities with a very vested interest in being the ones to cause the target either die, be imprisoned, or kill someone

(not even fucking joking, I've seen a bunch of posts on reddit and Twitter where people gleefully hope the pressure that Ethan is now under causes him to "family annihilate")

All they require is the SLIGHTEST bit of "moral" reasoning to justify any harmful action they can think of. The Kleins "deserve" their harassment because they're filthy jews evil Zionists that are somehow harming innocent Palestinians by still being allowed to draw breath on this Earth.

Any word they say against the great prophet Hasan Alhamdulillah Piker (pbuh) is sacrilege, any word they say against the peace-loving Hamas charity group that kidnapped, raped and murdered kindly escorted a few hundred Jewish concert-goers and housed them in underground daycare facilities is sacrilege, they must be punished for being evil bloodthirsty murderous Zionists!

It's like the difference between a KF member copy-pasting someone's dox vs. Taylor Lorenz and Alejandro Caraballo "unmasking" someone they disagree with and going to their house to harass them. When internet leftists/tankies/commies do it, it's 100% justified, but if any of the heckin chuds return even a modicum of that energy back to them, it's time to call up every journalist you know and start crying.
 
To follow up to my last post, I propose that the Kleins do what can be termed as the "New Guy Method"
Get really into hunting, firearms, MAGA-lite grifting, come out as fully anti woke DEI, do some appearances with Dim Fool, call yourself an "independent free thinker" yet only push one (conservative) narrative all of the time.
Move to Texas. Start acting like you're into comedy. Go to the mothership comedy club. Secure a spot on Joe Rogan, talk about how the wokesters turned on you for doing nothing wrong and how crazy they are and how they came after your family and it made you realize that being LE BASED is not that bad at all. Audience of millions REGAINED all because you're on the right now. Do I, Hypocrite tier slop streams about how the woke is destroying the US. Get noticed by Elon on Xitter, start grifting on there as well.
And there you have it, he'll be treated as a brand new guy with a new army of sycophantic glazers on the other end of the political spectrum, and all of his shitlib sins will be forgiven. The right is willing to defend a brown muslim child sex trafficking rapist who targets little white girls, so he has a 100% chance of being accepted into the big tent.
Ethan if you're reading this thread, follow my advice! It's worked for so many others and it will work for you too!
Ethan has to post the svenstoffels video on twitter, then he's allowed in the big tent.
 
Ethan can be right but I also know the only reason he's against them now is because they're pro-Palestine and anti-Israel.
Let's be honest, that was also the main reason why he fell out with Hasan.
Not the interviews and glazing of terrorists or support of political violence, the support of violence against Israelis.
 
From my understanding of this the most likely person to contact CPS was their doctor. Ethans kid got a parasite thats normally found in dogs and can only be transmitted from ingesting shit. In a video Ethan says his kid got it because he crawls on the floor a lot and puts anything in his mouth and that there is dog shit all around his place. Hence why the agent came over to inspect and said 'I thought there'd be shit everywhere'. Ethans son got this fecally transmitted parasite, who then gave to Hila and then also to him, somehow, probably not washing their hands properly. They all went to the doctor, and the doctor being a mandatory reporter seeing a rich kid get this weird hard to transmit parasite reported them for child neglect.
 
The kid did not have GIARDIA Jesus fucking Christ you guys do not research.

I see long ass paragraphs dunking on Ethan for his kid eating dog shit.

The CPS report found this was false and the kid does not have GIARDIA.

You guys are worst then reddit sometimes. You see a headline and off to the races you go to write huge emotional paragraphs without even watching the video.

You are doing the same shit you hate reddit for.
 
Reddit is letting the h3 snark get away with shit I'd perma ban people for straight up no questions asked. That's how fucked the Internet is. It's just about how much money you make. If we made reddit money, I could let users get away with fucking murder.
To add to this. Reddit has an automated system for detecting "threatening violence". I had a reddit comment be removed due to this once. What did i say? I said "hopefully this Russian kid DDOSing the game gets conscripted and this will end soon" that was enough to be removed by reddit admins via automation for threats. Yes, really. This isn't just a case of them not knowing about it. They have to. Their automated system scans the website to just remove things it thinks is threatening.
 

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I did; it's just, I think BadEmpenada, being a POS, would 100% lie about that for clickbait/clout/to fuck with Ethan/etc.
That's a dumbass take. Nigger literally says he did it and you say he didn't because it breaks your head cannon. Pull your head out of your ass. That nigger should be in fucking jail.
 
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