Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

I had to search through all the Eric July seething on Juju's Twitter until I found a single tweet about the Tates...

An anti-Tate tweet surprisingly
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Funny. That might actually mean Grifty is the pro-Tate one.

Jesus Christ, Nick. The absolute state of what you've been left with in terms of a janny team. I thought CGoody and Spectre were bad, but Mr. calls his kids "fuck trophies" here is on a whole other level.

Dick shouldn't really talk though. The whole Mint Salad thing is sussy AF.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

They all look very pale and unwell. Never going outside and being glued to screens can do that. Vitamin D deficiency has a lot of negative side effects on mood, sleep, etc. These fucking selfish pieces of shit should never have had children if they weren’t prepared to put in the effort to raise them to be healthy, self-sufficient humans.

Do they still look emaciated like the church video? A healthy 16/17 yo living on a 600+usd/month snack budget should be towering over his dad.

Or at least horizontally mogging his anorexic dad

 

[AnOminous]

Do they still look emaciated like the church video? A healthy 16/17 yo living on a 600+usd/month snack budget should be towering over his dad.

Or at least horizontally mogging his anorexic dad

This was the period that caused alarmed parishioners to call the cops because his kids were showing up clearly stinking, starving and driven around by a drunk-ass dad.

 

[DemsBNutz]

So "Ass Dad" can we get that added to the name list? Do we have a name list? Man the script that would have to crawl the thread. Poor ai bot gets exposed to baldo terms and self deletes . I love the synopsis @Himedall All-seeing Waifu has made, updated and edited. Perhaps i can do a term search count list..

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Do they still look emaciated like the church video?

They’re thin, but that’s probably their natural body type. The deathly pallor is something else, though. Those kids live in the country and look like they’ve never spent a day of their lives outside in the fresh air and sunshine. They look downright sickly.

 

[AnOminous]

They’re thin, but that’s probably their natural body type. The deathly pallor is something else, though. Those kids live in the country and look like they’ve never spent a day of their lives outside in the fresh air and sunshine. They look downright sickly.

So why do they look like literal midgets, like North Koreans compared to South Koreans? They aren't even in the right size for children of their age. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick, like many insane cult leaders, has been deliberately malnourishing them, to keep his psychotic family cult going. So he can control them with calories.

Or maybe it's just pure neglect. I mean the parishioners reported him driving drunk to deliver stinking, starving kids to school in the morning, who then started begging for food like some shit from a Dickens novel.

Please, come up with an innocent explanation for this. Not you, it's rhetorical and shit.

 

[TherapyMan]

By all accounts, he's something of a rock star. He's about to go to nationals in his main extracurricular and consistently makes high honors. So, yes, he fits all the stereotypes of the eldest child.

Nick significantly overstates his children's achievements.

Nick constantly lies and embellishes anything that could be tied to him as an "accomplishment," so it stands to reason that he would likewise embellish his children's supposed success—for which of course he claims responsibility. Could be true, but it's the exact type of lie Nick would tell.

Ultimately does not matter, though. Any accomplishment Nick's children achieve happened in spite of Nick's neglectful parenting and active disregard for their mental well-being.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Damn now I feel like eating some tomato sauce pasta

 

[CoomerTine]

Rekeita should probably just kill himself

That’s the only arc where he gets redemption from anyone

“Aw geez anyone remember that internet trad dad lawyer? He had a pretty good thing until drug addiction made him lose everything”

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Nick constantly lies and embellishes anything that could be tied to him as an "accomplishment," so it stands to reason that he would likewise embellish his children's supposed success—for which of course he claims responsibility. Could be true, but it's the exact type of lie Nick would tell.

Ultimately does not matter, though. Any accomplishment Nick's children achieve happened in spite of Nick's neglectful parenting and active disregard for their mental well-being.

If you know his oldest son's name (easy to figure out) you can check for yourself. In their school musical in 2023, he played a fork. Look, no shade. I have been cast as a tree once. But neither of us are rock stars. This year he's a co-stage manager for Our Town. He's co-manager with his speech partner, Isaac Larson. Larson appears to be a higher achiever than C. Rekieta. He plays actual roles in the previous plays, whereas C. Rekieta obviously has pity roles (e.g. Larson is Maurice and C. is a fork. Larson is the Scarecrow and C. is . . . some guy in overalls?)

Eight kids on their speech team are going to Nationals; It looks pretty everyone-gets-a-trophy.

Nick believes he is magnificently special and chosen and thus his children are required to be magnificently special and talented as his narcissistic extensions. Just being a normal kid who likes playing in the background of the school play is nowhere near special enough.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I know I'm late, but apparently Nig called in to Melton and his wet brain was turned up to a million and it is impossible to know what levels of substances he had in his system at that time. It's been a long time since we've seen a baseline "best case scenario" case and who knows how bad wetbrain has compromised his "best case scenario." If he's honestly going through life that confused WITH addictions, death is unironically a preferable alternative.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Funny. That might actually mean Grifty is the pro-Tate one.

Jesus Christ, Nick. The absolute state of what you've been left with in terms of a janny team. I thought CGoody and Spectre were bad, but Mr. calls his kids "fuck trophies" here is on a whole other level.

Dick shouldn't really talk though. The whole Mint Salad thing is sussy AF.

This sounds like the incelibates arguing about whether sex workers are just exercising their agency to profit in their preferred profession or whether they are victims of sex traffickers. Let them fight.

Nick would have to ask his boyfriend which side he's on. Nick doesn't have enough fans to choose between Grifty and JuJu.

 

[Chazzed Up]

No, he's a narcissistic mass murderer that uses a magic book to arbitrarily assassinate people he decides are criminals and she's in a one-sided relationship with him because he killed the man that murdered her parents. He uses her for his own gain constantly and eventually he dies and she kills herself out of grief

Yeah it's like the Joker and Harley Quinn except ostensibly a lot worse. It's an odd choice for a shirt. Most people who like Death Note, especially in the present time, usually just like L because everyone is autistic these days. Kid probably saw that shirt and it reminded them of their parents

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.



I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.



He also donned a new Hot Topic Spencers belt to own the farms.



Kayla’s eyes are full of pain.

 

[Melty Butter]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.

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I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.

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He also donned a new Hot Topic Spencers belt to own the farms.

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Kayla’s eyes are full of pain.

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What even is that outfit, Rekieta? Anyway, I'm glad Kayla's showing her face.
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[Sneed Force One]

I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.

Nick on that "Klinefelter Syndrome" diet. He's skinnyfat, no Aaron-being muscles, all depression Cheetos body.

 

[dustnight]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.

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I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.

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He also donned a new Hot Topic Spencers belt to own the farms.

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Kayla’s eyes are full of pain.

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Whoa buddy get a load of that schnoz

 

[thebigdream]

Rare post featuring signs of life from Kayla on Nick’s Instagram.
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I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.

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He also donned a new Hot Topic Spencers belt to own the farms.

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Kayla’s eyes are full of pain.

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His unnatural physique is rivalled only by Ethan Ralph. How does he manage to be over 6ft and look like a child playing dress-up in his daddy's fine clothes at the same time?? The anorexia is real.

 

[Father Balldo]

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Whoa buddy get a load of that schnoz

Pedophile mustache

 

[Vibralldo]

I know we all poke fun at Nick’s narrow shoulders but WOW this is on a whole other level. He literally looks like a double amputee from the chest up.

Rekieta has little boy proportions

Giant head, skinny arms, narrow shoulders