Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 291 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,467
i love it when his kvetching gets so worked up he starts sniffing and twitching like a fucking tweaker
The sniffing is fairly new, he didn't used to do that. It's really noticeable now in audio, his Tourette's was limited to eyebrows only a year or two ago.

It is dehydration caused by diarrhea caused by Giardiasis retard, and it is reported as such. If you get shot you won't be considered as dying from blood loss. If you die from leukemia you can die from the common cold because it fucks up your immune system so did you die from the common cold retard? Diarrhea can lead to death from multiple types of disease. I guess that nobody dies from opioid overdoses because they die from asphyxiation.
Also, "worldwide" nice of you to include shitholes like India and Africa where people eat shit and when they get infected they have no medicine to help them.
Fucking faggot.
Nobody added react stickers to your post so it's objectively wrong, I'm listening to the anonymous health professional you argued with instead of you because you're a bad man with no credentials and faulty logic. GG no re
 
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I won't deny I feel some sympathy when Ethan's family got caught up in the crossfire, the kids are innocent. But all the people on hasan's side don't really believe in innocent jews, even babies lol.

that being said I want to shake and scream into ethans face, he got into bed with these vipers and thought it would be great content to let them shit everywhere saying amerikkka bad. now they finally bite him, literally just because he's a jew nothing else, like we all knew they would. now he wants to cry ToS like that ever mattered
 
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The h3h3_ redditors are currently raiding the new comments this morning with comments like this
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"One of your dogs got briefly sick? It's okay for us to send the government to raid your house and your kids schools"
 
Part of my heart is just warmed to see two people I dislike fighting to the death in a gladiator ring. But that said, I do have a soft spot for Ethan here. It's like the reddit zoomer's darling from 5 years ago vs. the reddit zoomer's darling today. Ethan is a little wisened up and now has to engage in gay Internet slap fights vs nearly everything he was five years ago. One day he's the funny little reddit darling comedian, the next he's literally Jew-Hitler advocating the murder of 6 million Gazans.

CPS is a pretty serious visit to fight off, as others have said, get one CPS agent having a bad day and your life you've built is over. Probably worse than swatting people these days ironically, because the police clearly have some procedures in place to tread carefully after a few people got shot from false swats.

The more interesting thing to me is that reddit and twitch are on a crash course of reckoning, because the mask is coming off to even the casual viewer, who are realizing that one of the top platforms of cancel culture has no clothes.
 
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there's some glorious irony with the implications of terrorist sympathizers on twitch receiving undeniable institutional protection from any consequences or being held to any standard.

"wow, those kleins were so cooperative with my CPS investigation. they even gave me this pager to let me know when the kids are available to interview."
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If CPS is so terrifying how come every gay couple looking to adopt manages to pass having an adoption agent or CPS come over and make sure their household isn't too bad?
the right-wing jew haters came out way before the left-wing ones did
not at all, right wing jew hate became huge in the 2010s, but the left being anti-israel was almost a norm, like if you went to college, you'd learn both 1.israel exists and 2. its bad.

Like if you could find israel on a map, you were for a two-state solution. very few proud defenders of israel, even with birthright. being "pro-israel" has been coded as being right wing for a long time and on college campus' that means it was bad, pretty much any pop culture stuff that was about israel or zionism was from that perspective for a long time. right wing jew hate was a lot rarer overall and the norm was that silly W Bush stuff which seemed to make jews seethe more.
 
Yea the moment you fuck with my kid, plus with his resources, why the fuck wouldn't you go scorched earth? Hell, he's probably one of the only cows with the financial network to REALLY fuck with everyone involved.

You aren't really anonymous on reddit. As has probably already happened in the past, all ethan needs is a subpoena (or warrant if it's tech in relation to a crime being committed?) that can be directed to reddit for defendants name/credentials. Heaven only knows what could happen if he can somehow connect a reddit account to the number that called in the CPS report.
 
It's because the good ol' reddit savior complex that every middle aged user has instead of raising their kids
redditors banding together to weaponize their autism like 4chan to find the Boston bombers (and ending up doxing and harassing a slew of completely innocent bystanders) while circle jerking over how they hecking solved the case should cross your mind whenever you want the evaluate the integrity of that website and its users.
 
Nobody added react stickers to your post so it's objectively wrong
There I fixed that problem.

Reading through the last 20 some pages, it's very clear who has and hasn't had to interact with the CPS. It's a fucking nightmare for everyone involved and I would never wish it on my enemies. Unless the kids are being sexually abused or beaten and starved you should always try a different option before CPS.
 
Is it likely the CPS call came from an anti-fan? Extremely.

However, as of the time of this writing there is no proof that any of the snark redditors did it and there's not proof that Denims or Bad Empanada did it (he denies the accusation). Does anyone have any proposals about what should be done with the snark reddits or commentators in the meantime? Can evidence of who called even come to light if CPS calls are meant to be anonymous?
 
what are you guys expecting to happen? h3snark was banned. what else are they gonna do, ban the reddit mods who can simply just make another account? you guys sound like cnn asking the government to do something about the hacker 4chan.

aint shit gonna happen doesn't matter how much you cry to the admins. Ethan needs to fuckin log off. the internet has been like this for what, like two decades now? fuckin log off nigga it all goes away instantly.

anti-zionist fuckwits are the same incredibly online sjws from a generation ago and they will justify literally anything in order to see someone torn down that they dislike.
 
what are you guys expecting to happen? h3snark was banned. what else are they gonna do, ban the reddit mods who can simply just make another account? you guys sound like cnn asking the government to do something about the hacker 4chan.

aint shit gonna happen doesn't matter how much you cry to the admins. Ethan needs to fuckin log off. the internet has been like this for what, like two decades now? fuckin log off nigga it all goes away instantly.

anti-zionist fuckwits are the same incredibly online sjws from a generation ago and they will justify literally anything in order to see someone torn down that they dislike.
personally I expect a similar situation to OnA forms if snark did get banned media attention gets then giga fucked, they decide to make their own form unchecked and ethan can't do anything at that point
 
Does anyone here believe Ethan's attempt to draw attention to this issue will actually result in any change, positive or negative? I'm kinda blackpilled on expecting anything
Nothing will change. This cockroach and his retard heavy mod are Twitch's "darlings". They can yell death to all Jews and the most they'll get is a lengthy 12-hour-timeout.

what are you guys expecting to happen? h3snark was banned. what else are they gonna do, ban the reddit mods who can simply just make another account? you guys sound like cnn asking the government to do something about the hacker 4chan.

aint shit gonna happen doesn't matter how much you cry to the admins. Ethan needs to fuckin log off. the internet has been like this for what, like two decades now? fuckin log off nigga it all goes away instantly.

anti-zionist fuckwits are the same incredibly online sjws from a generation ago and they will justify literally anything in order to see someone torn down that they dislike.
So you don't see a problem when a roach who threatens to assassinate a politician gets a gag lasting 24 hours while people restreaming his bullshit gets 30 days for inciting violence?
There's a clear difference here, Twitch and Reddit are enabling this behaviour. You're right, it's not going to disappear. However, when some of the largest websites enable such harassment, it's just going to get worse and worse.

I'm pretty sure if you openly said you're calling the CPS on people or swatting them, even 4chan users will call you a faggot.

H33b does need to get off the Internet though.
 
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